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The Future of Databases

Posted by timothy on Mon May 02, 2005 07:12 PM
from the your-flight-status-is-'maybe' dept.
gManZboy writes "Ever wonder where database technology is going? This is something that Turing award winner Jim Gray from Microsoft has given a lot of thought to. He recently published an article in which he looks at the many forces pushing database technologies forward, and what those new technologies will look like. Gray writes, 'the greatest of these [research challenges] will have to do with the unification of approximate and exact reasoning. Most of us come from the exact-reasoning world -- but most of our clients are now asking questions that require approximate or probabilistic answers.'"
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  • by Anonymous Coward on Monday May 02 2005, @07:15PM (#12414737)
    As in, he passed the Turing test?
  • by ShaniaTwain (197446) on Monday May 02 2005, @07:17PM (#12414764) Homepage
    most of our clients are now asking questions that require approximate or probabilistic answers.'"

    • 42..ish
    • > > most of our clients are now asking questions that require approximate or probabilistic answers.'"
      >
      > * 42..ish

      Larry: Of course, he only had the two arms and the one head, and he called himself Jim Gray.

      Melinda: But you must admit, he did turn out to be from another planet.

      Larry: By my yacht! Melinda Gates!

      it.slashdot.org: Infinity minus 1. Improbability sum now complete.

      Larry: What are you doing here?

      Melinda: With a degree in human-computer interaction and another i

  • by bigberk (547360) <bigberk@users.pc9.org> on Monday May 02 2005, @07:20PM (#12414785)
    How many times have we heard of huge sites going down because databases become corrupt or unrecoverable, or of the huge resource strain (memory and CPU) from a large database?

    In my opinion, the future of databases is nothing so complicated as pitched here -- but rather a move to simpler, more reliable back ends where the filesystem is the database. This is certainly the vision pitched by Hans Reiser and reiserfs [namesys.com], which aims to put more database like intelligence within the filesystem. So you eliminate extra unnecessary layers that just eat up resources and create fragile databases.
    • Ah yes. Harken back to the earlier days, when databases were just files on a file system, and did not distribute the resourses at all.

      Certainly that's not going to lead to more crashes.

      Certainly it's a better idea than, for example, distributing the databases and using load-balancing and regularly scheduled back-ups to ameliorate the loss of the least realiable portions of a databases design - the harddrives.

      When you've only got a hammer, everything seems like a nail...what does Hans Reiser do? He could be right. Microsoft is jumping on the filesystem-database wagon with their new filesystem, and we all know that if anyone knows and cares about reliability it's Microsoft.
      • by drsmithy (35869) <drsmithy@@@gmail...com> on Monday May 02 2005, @08:59PM (#12415579)
        Microsoft is jumping on the filesystem-database wagon with their new filesystem, [...]

        No, they're not. WinFS is *not* a filesystem, it's a DB layer that sits on top of the filesystem.

        And when you consider NTFS *on its own* (like BFS) has the capabilities to do most of what WinFS is supposed to achieve, WinFS just looks sillier and sillier...

    • by dioscaido (541037) on Monday May 02 2005, @07:34PM (#12414910)
      This random example just server to clarify what you mean -- How implement a airline database that has entries for 1,000,000 customers, 150,000 flights a year, and 12,000,000 reservations a year? and what would a query look like to find an open flight on a particular date range, and register a reservation? And how would doing all this on a ReiserFS be any less prone to data corruption than an often backed up database?
        • <i>databases that are 150 GB large with hundreds of thousands of records</i>

          That's not very big. It's down right small, in fact.

          These figures, on one of many systems I manage, are about 30 minutes old. And they don't include index space, rollforward logs, etc, etc.

          Names have been changed for privacy, of course.

          TABLE_NAME CARDINALITY TOT_BYTES
          TABLE_1 850,719,662 195,665,522,260
          TABLE_2 756,309,106 223,867,495,376
          TABLE_3 317,181,446 72,951,732,580
          TABLE_4 179,099,344 11,462,358,0
    • Hans Reisers vision is about unifying namespaces (filesystem, relational database, XML, etc...) by providing the functionality in a filesystem to make this reasonable. In otherwords, making the file system better than current databases.

      Do we evolve the file system into a database (Reiser approach) or evolve a database into a file system (Microsoft WinFS approach)?
    • How many times have we heard of huge sites going down because databases become corrupt or unrecoverable, or of the huge resource strain (memory and CPU) from a large database?

      How many times? Not all that many, in my experience. How many times when the sites were running off a hardy RDBMS like Oracle, rather than something in the MySQL range? Even fewer.

      Of course, "websites going down" is not exactly the best indicator of database reliability in the first place...

      While you're proposing making database
      • Does reiserFS support atomicity at the group level? Can I edit a group of 30 files, and only once the modifications are done for those 30 files do we commit it to the file system, and in any other case none of the files change? That is a major feature of a transactional database, where you can modify various tables simultaneously and if at any point there are issues, all the data is easily restored by doing a roll-back.
        • ... oh, and the file system should also verify the integrity of the files, and the system as a whole -- make sure that your changes are "allowed" (both state-constraints and transition-constraints), make sure that everything works together (imagine your FS making sure that your changes to your mail server config match up with your changes to the user list?) ... ... oh, and allowing multiple users to modify files at the same time, and know enough about the file formats to reconcile possible conflicts (not st
  • by Anonymous Coward on Monday May 02 2005, @07:22PM (#12414804)
    Data is data. Just data. Save it, read it, sort it how you like. Efficient results mean having rapid, low-latency access to data.

    Add code to it, and you have data+code.

    OF course, code is data, and thus data can be treated as code, and handled by other code. LISP does this moderately well.

    But you can't avoid the fact that, as it stands, databases are just engines for keeping your data structures outside your code, or when you add code to them, engines for reading your data structure for you so that you don't have to think about how to do it. ... except that you still do, because SQL isn't a way of avoiding logical errors. ... and that they still don't save time. At best, they allow for some parallelism, external access to the data, and a separation of concerns.

    I'm getting rather tired of the fad that databases should be tacked on to everything, ranging from a shopping list to guidance systems. When did adding overhead become the mark of skill?
    • by zappepcs (820751) on Monday May 02 2005, @07:52PM (#12415063) Journal
      I think I agree with the parent. Databases are methods of storing and retrieving data. Trying to make queries fuzzy, or less structured is just wrong.

      If you want to be able to ask probablistic type queries of a database, you need to add some code between you and the database.

      More to the point, the fuzzier your logic is, the higher the probability that your database will not contain all of the answers on its own, and you will have to cross reference your data to the data owned by someone else or gathered from a different disparate source.

      It sounds like M$ is going to try to re-invent data warehousing? and then of course, patent it.

      Trying to make the database do everything is not right and simply doesn't make sense. The code that accesses the data for you needs to do the fuzzy probablistic stuff.

      P.S. I have no faith that M$ (no matter who they hire) can effectively provide the code required to make it work in the idealistic manner spoken of... mostly because they would have to patent accessing other people's data before they could do it.

      Just my thoughts
        • Yet what do databases offer us to represent textual data: a block of text! Fifty years of computers and they best method we've comeup with for representing a richly structured piece of writing like a wikipedia article is: a block of text. Ok, theres a bit of markup there but its all just stuffed together in a textblob. I might as well just dump it in a file for all the good a database does, indeed thats what yahoo does.

          To my mind databases are broken beyond belief.

          Well let us know when you think of a

  • Great Article (Score:5, Insightful)

    by Spaceman40 (565797) <(blinks) (at) (acm.org)> on Monday May 02 2005, @07:23PM (#12414810) Homepage Journal
    The requirements for a database today aren't too much different from those twenty years ago - except for what we want to get out of them.

    Now that data mining is a $[insert large number here]million industry, databases are being asked to do a lot more processing with this data than before. For example: old database query = get these attributes from tuples that match this pattern. New database query = determine how likely a user who has accessed 30 or more times this last month is to subscribe to the second-level pay service within the next ninety days, with or without an email advertising said service.
  • In other words ... (Score:5, Insightful)

    by Daniel Dvorkin (106857) * on Monday May 02 2005, @07:26PM (#12414835) Homepage Journal
    ... MBA's want the magic glowy box to do their thinking for them.

    Fortunately, Microsoft will be there to take their money.
  • by Anonymous Coward on Monday May 02 2005, @07:28PM (#12414855)
    $techology is dying. It will be replaced with $replacement. Insert 4000 more words sprinkled with $random_buzzwords. I am so smart! The end.
  • by G4from128k (686170) on Monday May 02 2005, @07:32PM (#12414891)
    The rise of Sarbanes-Oxley [slashdot.org] highlights a key insecurity in the accountability of enterprise systems. Although the high-level applications can do a good job of tracking who did what to the financial data, the core DB may be open to tampering. If a DB admin with the right password can manually diddle a field in a database, they can change the financials of the company.

    In contrast, a secure bitemporal DB would record not only the date of the what the data refers to (e.g., the purchase order was entered on March 3rd, 2004) but also the date(s) of any modifications of the data (the quantity and total was changed on December 31, 2004, Uh-Oh!).

    This is more than just securing the DB with a hierarchy of privileges, it means that no one can overwrite the old data or change any data without creating an audit trail. This, of course, also means changes in the DB, OS or file system to make critical data only accessible through a secure DB layer that tracks changes (e.g., no accessible plain-text DB data structures). These same concepts could be used (probably are, for all I know) for OSS version control to track who did what and when to the code.
    • by TopSpin (753) * on Monday May 02 2005, @08:46PM (#12415493) Journal
      The rise of Sarbanes-Oxley highlights a key insecurity in the accountability of enterprise systems.

      Yeah, I've heard that one too. Reality has a way of factoring out the ambiguity of such abstract, open-ended claims.

      On way to deal with the problem of DBAs and their ability to access/modify financial data is to register them with the exchange, just like the finance and executive types. Now they're Sarbanes-Oxley insider compliant! That's what has been done where I earn my living.

      Thus, we may dispense with elaborate schemes of secure data version control using unspecified, hypothetical systems, paid for with budgets that don't exist. Next!

      Until some future revision of Sarbanes-Oxley begins to specify the design and implementation of electronic finance systems, no one can claim a database is more or less susceptible to malfeasance than a locked filing cabinet. That's why the auditors stop once they've concluded you're changing your password with adequate frequency.
  • I predict... (Score:4, Interesting)

    by rainman_bc (735332) on Monday May 02 2005, @07:38PM (#12414949)
    Better indexing, faster lookups...

    That's... about... it...

    Object relational was the "new thing" that didn't really take off as well as they'd hoped.

    Hell, I work with people who still can't handle compound keys and joins well...
  • The "next great advancement" in databases will be when I can setup 2 or more linux servers and have them act as a single database server. Our database server is the most expensive item in our datacenter because it's an N-way IBM server.
    • by kpharmer (452893) * on Monday May 02 2005, @09:09PM (#12415661)
      > The "next great advancement" in databases will be when I can setup 2 or more linux servers and have
      >them act as a single database server. Our database server is the most expensive item in our datacenter
      >because it's an N-way IBM server.

      lol, IBM has supported *exactly* what you are talking about for at least five years.

      That is, you can spread your db2 database across 10,100, or 1000+ linux commodity boxes (ideally blades). Or you can use windows, or aix, or solaris, or hp-ux, etc. Of course, those individual boxes can be SMPs in their own right - so a thousand 8-way aix boxes is certainly possible, if not cheap.

      Oracle is now in this game as well - oracle 10g can certainly support 32, and maybe 64 individual linux boxes in a cluster. The techniques are different between the two - oracle might be better at transactional systems. db2 is definitely better at data warehousing, data mining, etc.

      Of course, there are still benefits to a big smp: a single P570 16-way will cost you $250k. But each of those 16 cpus is multi-code (and far faster than intel or amd), and with its micro-partitioning - it can run at least 150 linux or aix lpars (logical partitions). These lpars can grow or shink as they need - so you aren't always over-buying for size, buying new hardly-used hardware, or having to colocate apps on a busy server - when a different os would be preferable. Not to say everyone should go this way - but there are definite benefits.
    • Who moderated this interesting? "-1 Clueless" or "-1 ill-informed" is more like it.

      2 servers acting as a single database server has been available for many years...e.g., Oracle 9i RAC, Oracle 10g, DB/2's something or other, etc.

  • It warms my heart... (Score:3, Interesting)

    by Baldrson (78598) * on Monday May 02 2005, @07:50PM (#12415039) Homepage Journal
    To see Bill Gates' organization of "really smart people" spinning their wheels so energetically really warms my heart.

    I can see they've no hope of being any competition at all come the real db revolution.

  • by the eric conspiracy (20178) on Monday May 02 2005, @08:13PM (#12415249)
    most of our clients are now asking questions that require approximate or probabilistic answers

    What are my chances of getting laid tonight...
    What are the odds of my winning the lottery...
    What are the chances that my boss will find out about that phoney dinner reciept...

    Seriously, SAS stat analysis software does exactly what this numbskull is talking about. You don't need a new kind of database, merely somebody with training in stats.

  • Hmmm Databases (Score:5, Interesting)

    by Chitlenz (184283) <chitlenz&chitlenz,com> on Monday May 02 2005, @09:09PM (#12415668) Homepage
    As a 15 year DBA, currently we are working with some of the would-be far reaching (to most people) concepts described in this paper. The idea of a TRUE SQL Debugger is like, so big it's sick. Quest offers some tools that kinda sorta do this for Oracle systems, but a true realtime debugger would save me YEARS of work during my career as a SQL coder. For an Idea of scale, The last replication project I wrote for an employer propogated over Oracle DB_LINKS via triggers to synchronize a dataset in two cities, log it, and do something with errors. Because this particular system was a Peoplesoft installation, it was a subset of 6800 tables and 15k lines of code give or take some triggers, with NO debugger. OMG, it's like a "finally" moment to have someone even claim to be fixing this soon in their architecture.

    Next, there was some inane reference to reiserfs above, which clearly ignores what a database fundamentaly both is, and is becoming. It really began (and I hate to admit this as a former Solaris/Oracle admin) with SQL Server 7 and Oracle 8, and the concept that a database should be object programmable. Reiser is not going to be streaming still frames of image data fast enough to a remote client to rebuild seamlessly into a movie, for instance. Or recalculate all of a company's business logic for point of sale systems so that, for instance, the wrong type of credit card gets rejected, or so a supply chain gets populated, the list is endless. Reiser, and for that matter VFS and the other myriad of database enhanced filesystems, are tools. Good ones, but tools...

    It's interesting to note that MS has finally figured out that the "n-tier" was a dumb idea. It's almost like, well you take all this shit, then sell it through a middle man, but expect to not have to pay him anything for brokering. Like, duh. We actively benchamrked this process, in fact, and discovered that it does, not suprisingly, take time to pass data through an extra server.

    Workflow is life. It's what make this page exist (SD is I believe run in MySQL). The idea of publishing-subscribers with atomic transactions is hardly new, but I agree with the authors that this is the direction of the market, simply because businesses now are getting spread all over. Read - If your job just went to India, learn to be a DBA, cuz when all that shit they sent over there comes back, you can bet its going to be a mess (and is a mess actually already, which is why, in particular, people in ERP fields that intertwine with mine(as a DBA) demand and recieve very large salaries, 200$US an hour is not unusual). The reason this particular ramble is relevant, is because lots of global companies are either looking at, or are already implementing, the idea of data grids, where all the data servers inside a global network stay in sync. Suzy the secretary checks out a document in Baltimore, and that document flags as in use in Madrid through transactional replication within a kind of database trust-relationship network. It's a very very good way for companies with lots of data to keep it all together, but today it's still a pain in the ass to manage.

    Vertical partioning is pretty much worthless except to data warehousing installations, most of whom are probably running on strong equipment already (to have that much data). Not to mention, I believe (I'd have to check, since it's not a feature I'd really use) Oracle's 10G product allows for this already if you really want it. Materialized views is another point here that raises my hackles. This guy is writing about the wonder of materialized views and column partitions, which ARE a cool performance cheat in large systems, but make no mistake that by the time you get to this point, you are probably rearranging deck chairs on the titanic anyway. Essentially Materialized views precache SQL resultsets into a temporary table which gets constantly updated so it can always provide a full resultset without having to parse the parent table. This is processor and space expensive. Vertical par
      • Re:Hmmm Databases (Score:4, Interesting)

        by julesh (229690) on Tuesday May 03 2005, @08:33AM (#12419332)
        [XML] isn't bad as an over-the-wire
        protocol.


        Yes, it is. I've worked on a project that allowed offline modification of a database by replicating a copy to user's PCs, and it originally used XML as the format for data transfer. We got a 30% speedup by switching to tab-separated variables with a line of metadata at the start of each chunk of the stream. Any technology that costs that much in overhead and provides little or no perceivable benefit is a waste of time. (Of course, if your data isn't relational, this is probably not much use to you, but then... what are you storing it in? XML documents?)

        The only justification for XML is that there are a lot of tools out there that work with -- I use it is an intermediate interchange format between different environments because the libraries available make it easy with just about anything I want to access the data with.
  • by dantheman82 (765429) on Monday May 02 2005, @09:34PM (#12415847) Homepage
    I'd personally ask a Google employee where the future of databases is heading. The Google FS really shows where databases are moving...

    I give Gray a lot of respect in most cases because he's a really smart guy. But the math and computationally-intensive parts should be focused in the probabilistic searches.

    In one sense, though, Gray is quite right. And this is the direction of speech recognition. I might add that the Speech Server beta out by Microsoft is quite good...even at this stage.
  • Picture this... memory nowdays is a hell lot cheaper than a full Oracle Licence. So, instead of investing on a DBMS why not buy massive quantities of ECC memory and keep all instances of your data in-memory for near instant access?

    Crazy idea, huh? What if I said that this can be as fast as 8000 times faster than Oracle? And 3000 times faster than MySQL!

    Crash recovery? No big deal, keep a serialized version of your in-memory-objects, and a transaction log and you're set!

    Read more at:
    http://www.prevayler.org/ [prevayler.org]
    • > So, instead of investing on a DBMS why not buy massive quantities of ECC memory and keep all
      > instances of your data in-memory for near instant access?

      because a *well-tuned* relational database with a 1:4 ratio of memory to disk is almost as fast as an in-memory database - due to efficient caching

      because some queries require an enormous amount of temp space. supporting them can easily double your space requirements - which have to be purchased in memory.

      because if you just want to run your datab
    • [misc drivel] Read more at:
      http://www.prevayler.org/ [prevayler.org]


      Oh my dear god. You've never actually used Prevayler have you? Prevayler isn't nearly as useful on actual data problems as Prevayler's worshippers would have you believe.

      I know this because I tried to use it. If you'd ever tried to use it, you'd know how unbelievably poorly it performed when attempting to implement real world queries. You have to implement every query in Java, and Java is a particularly poor implementation choice for creating complex queries.

      What if I said that this can be as fast as 8000 times faster than Oracle?

      This "performance comparison" that the Prevayler group trots out is particularly funny as their test uses a single ArrayList of objects as in-memory "storage" and then "queries" it by index. Not exactly a realistic problem. Try a query across four classes with a few million instances of each class and you'll quickly discover what relational databases are good for.

      Regards,
      Ross
  • by jim_v2000 (818799) on Tuesday May 03 2005, @01:55AM (#12417413)
    "Ever wonder where database technology is going?"

    Yeah, all the time.
  • by Qbertino (265505) on Tuesday May 03 2005, @02:38AM (#12417581)
    Honestly, folks, databases are like crutches: Pathetic, but you when you need them, there's hardly an alternative. They are the living proof that abstract concepts and computer simulation of those on real world hardware need the strangest type of hacks to be mended together.

    On top of that - and this is the worse part - what we call databases today is nohing much more of a historically grown apocalyptic chaos. With one of the crappiest programming languages ever as a cornerstone of its technology. A weedy mumbojumbo of wanna-be virtual machines, wanna-be server daemons, makeshift security layers, obstrusive user management and pseudo operating systems and a bazillion proprietary variants of said programmin language. With features bolted on left right and center. This basically is the case with any current DB in widespread use, be it MySQL, Oracle or anything inbetween.
    And if you look at the core of it Database technology and how long it has been that way there isn't much hope that DB's will go anywhere anytime soon.

    Then again, if you want to get a glimpse of a possibly brighter future, I'd actually recomend Zope [zope.org]. I consider it's object relational DB a working proof of avantgarde "database" concepts and a prototype of what DBs generally could look like in the future if anyone were interested.
  • by cardpuncher (713057) on Tuesday May 03 2005, @04:46AM (#12418024)
    ... are now asking questions that require approximate or probabilistic answers

    I suspect that may translate as "most of our clients want to be given easy answers to difficult questions".

    I'm sure there'd be a big market for a database system that stored flight bookings and could answer the question "which of our customers is a terrorist?". You don't address that market with new technology, though, but by developing new sources of snake oil.

    • Re:Umm, Yep! (Score:5, Interesting)

      by Sinus0idal (546109) on Monday May 02 2005, @07:25PM (#12414832)
      Imagine for example, you want to use a database to store information about packets flowing through your network. Thats all dandy on normal network links, but if we are talking about a multigigabit link, it is likely that your hard disk can't keep up with storing that data. Or that the hardware to do so would cost too much. So instead you could take every second packet and look at that, and approximate. This particular example is refering to data stream management systems.
    • by Dioscorea (821163) on Monday May 02 2005, @07:31PM (#12414873) Homepage

      most of our clients are now asking questions that require approximate or probabilistic answers

      Bioinformatics databases are a good example of this. DNA and protein sequence databases are often searched by approximate string-matching algorithms based on "dynamic programming" to hidden Markov models [ox.ac.uk] and other stochastic grammars [wustl.edu].

      Historically, drug target-hunters in Big Pharma created a market for accelerated hardware [timelogic.com] to facilitate dynamic programming searches, some of which (e.g. Paracel's Fast Data Finder chip) was originally marketed to government agencies [geocities.com] who, um, shared an interest in approximate string-matching ;)

    • "Not when my credit rating is at stake!"

      Taken out of context that's a pretty funny statement. It makes us sound like pathetic, capitalist pigs. To wonder, the first thing that comes to our minds is our credit rating. I hope it's only a troll.
    • Sure... (Score:5, Funny)

      by Anonymous Coward on Monday May 02 2005, @08:19PM (#12415283)

      Could someone summarize it without using the letter 'e'?

      Sure.

      Th Futur of Databass
      Postd by timothy on Monday May 02, @08:12PM
      from th your-flight-status-is-'mayb' dpt.

      gManZboy writs "vr wondr whr databas tchnology is going? This is somthing that Turing award winnr Jim Gray from Microsoft has givn a lot of thought to. H rcntly publishd an articl in which h looks at th many forcs pushing databas tchnologis forward, and what thos nw tchnologis will look lik. Gray writs, 'th gratst of ths [rsarch challngs] will hav to do with th unification of approximat and xact rasoning. Most of us com from th xact-rasoning world -- but most of our clints ar now asking qustions that rquir approximat or probabilistic answrs.'"

      Hmmm, I kind of like 'databass'.

    • > it reads like a battle cry for us to move beyond the relational model. ... it's NOT going to happen...

      a couple of thoughts on that -

      1. relational databases are really quite wonderful for analytical apps. Need to store two years of firewall/sales/whatever data - then churn away analysis? Great - no problem. And it's easy enough to do either through hand-written sql or via a tool. There's plenty that requires third-party tools (and data stores), but even in this scenario the staging area is almost
      • by Moraelin (679338) on Tuesday May 03 2005, @01:28AM (#12417277) Journal
        Yes, a good DBA and/or Database Developper is a very valuable addition to any team.

        The problem is that in a lot of corporations (e.g., the one I work for), they -- and all other admins -- have been taken and put in a different building. And more importantly they don't actually have to cooperate with any team.

        Their job's goal is no longer the same as the developpers: to get a program done by a deadline. They've been turned into a bureaucracy whose only job is to see that the servers run. No more.

        That's an _awful_ job description, because it directly makes the developpers their enemy. I'm not even talking "slippery slope", but direct cause-effect. Instead of being "the other half of the team that will make this program work", developpers just become "those assholes who crash our servers."

        It's not hard to get from that point of view to pathologic cases like the admin that limited our productive servers to 3 connections per server. He kept his own servers running perfectly (which is his job description) at the expense of making the company's productive programs grind to a halt (hey, it's not in his job description to care about those.)

        That's the problem with that kind of internal organization. As one BOFH-wannabe once said "The source of the problems on my network are the users. Would you prefer that I cut your access? Then there wouldn't be any problems any more." Another one threw a hissy fit that we dared ask that he does his job, during work hours. Yeah, how dare we bother him by asking if he could please reboot the test server he's managing.

        That's the underlying problem. Instead of providing a service _to_ the users, a whole caste has been created whose job is to serve the computer, and the users are just those pesky assholes disturbing his majesty the computer. That's a very unproductive situation to create.

        Worse yet, a bunch of companies invented the devastating practice of internal invoices. The admins in one department won't even go to the toilet unless they can send an bill to another department for it.

        They won't even talk to each other (e.g., the WebSphere admin telling the DBA and the Unix admin that he needs a Solaris patch and a newer version of Oracle for the "transactionBranchesLooselyCoupled" setting.) No, you have to personally talk to all three of them, because otherwise they can't send three bills for it.

        And predictably, they'll do _nothing_ more than the bare minimum that was requested and billed. E.g., you have to tell the DBA explicitly to set this and that, to this and that value, because she won't do that on her own. Which basically means you already need to have all the knowledge of a DBA, and she is just acting as a proxy over the phone... and sending you a bill for it.

        Basically if you're not that kind of a DBA, you have my respect. All I'm saying is that when you read about "teams of clowns" or about people who'd rather invent their own storage than deal with a DBA... well, they're not necessarily avoiding _your_ kind, but the kind of clown I've described above.
          • I live in the middle. Im a DBA Architect, which means I both design and build the databases our company uses. Add to that, we're a small company, and we design very specialized software in a way that not many people can do so I also wear the hat of C# coder. I understand both sides of this fence, and have actually been in the odd position of fighting for both points of view. A good DBA is responsible for all of the flexible information that makes a modern corp. run. Think about that. All the paper, all the reports, your payroll, everything worth owning informationwise within a company is in a database somewhere. HELL YES these guys live at corporate hq. That said, in a healthy company, the DBAs and devs are able to debate rather than fight. One particularly obstinate Peoplesoft lead dev in my past and I have become very good friends over the years through this kind of argument, so its not all bad =)

            My sympathy, however, does indeed go out to the poor devs who get stuck with some tool that doesn't really understand, or even want to understand, his position as an admin. Too many people slipped into the field with dollars in their eyes in the 90s, and it's led to some truly spectacular screwups. Essentailly, in my mind, almost every single failed ERP implementation could and should be blamed on insufficient database administration, and there are LOTS of flameouts there.

            The upside ... hehe maybe.. is that corporate scrutiny of their IT staff is at an all time high! So if they really suck that bad, their days are probably numbered.

            --chitlenz