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Apple to 'Switch' to Windows?

Posted by CmdrTaco on Thu Feb 16, 2006 02:00 PM
from the we-all-scoffed-at-an-intel-move-too dept.
JFlex writes "PC Mags writer John C. Dvorak discusses the idea that Apple may dump OS X and 'switch' to running Windows in a recent column: "The idea that Apple would ditch its own OS for Microsoft Windows came to me from Yakov Epstein, a professor of psychology at Rutgers University, who wrote to me convinced that the process had already begun. I was amused, but after mulling over various coincidences, I'm convinced he may be right. This would be the most phenomenal turnabout in the history of desktop computing.""
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  • by daveschroeder (516195) * on Thursday February 16 2006, @02:01PM (#14735289)
    Wow, a "professor" observed these things, Dvorak? Of psychology, no less? He must be right!

    Ok, let's see what you've got...

    Epstein made four observations. The first was that the Apple Switch ad campaign was over, and nobody switched.

    Um. Wow, okay.

    First of all, the Switch campaign was just an ad campaign. Ad campaigns come and go. Even successful ones. (Think "Be all you can be" or "Dude, yer gettin' a Dell!" And yes, those were both very successful campaigns.)

    Also, Apple marketshare, unit sales, profits, and revenues are at their highest ever, and growing at a faster rate than, for example, Dell.

    So, point 1, wrong.

    The second was that the iPod lost its FireWire connector because the PC world was the new target audience.

    First of all, this is completely irrelevant to any discussion about whether or not Apple might switch operating systems, which is what I thought we were talking about. FireWire, or the lack of it, has zero to do with Windows. Additionally, since all DV and HDV cameras and decks have FireWire and require its use as the primary - and usually only - means of video transport, FireWire isn't going anywhere [appleintelfaq.com] on Macs in general anytime soon. Further, since all Macs since the Power Mac G4 (AGP Graphics) support USB booting, and since all new Macs and PCs are universally guaranteed to have USB 2.0, going with USB on the iPod and eliminating additional support chipsets for things like FireWire - especially on a peripheral - seems prudent.

    But I'm getting sidetracked by Dvorak, here, because the iPod not having FireWire is completely, utterly unrelated to any discussion about whether or not Apple might be switching to Windows.

    Point 2, wrong. Actually, not even wrong...just utterly irrelevant.

    Also, although the iPod was designed to get people to move to the Mac, this didn't happen.

    Um, no. The iPod was designed to be a product that, you know, sold well. Which it, you know, did. Wildly so.

    This whole "iPod was deisgned to sell Macs" business was a fantasy created by press and analysts who attribute that guess to Apple as if it were their sole intent. So we'll just ignore that the iPod is one of the most successful consumer products ever, and at the same time say it failed at some imaginary goal and purpose that there is no solid proof Apple ever created it for.

    And on top of it all, most of the anecdotal evidence suggests that the "halo effect", as it were, actually works in some areas, at least marginally. To say nothing of the fact that, as I said before, Apple marketshare, unit sales, profits, and revenues are at their highest ever.

    Point 3, wrong in both premise and substance.

    And, of course, that Apple had switched to the Intel microprocessor.

    Ahh, Dvorak must be feeling emboldened by his decade-plus of wrong predictions that Apple was on the verge of switching to Intel finally coming true.

    There are many, many reasons Apple switched to Intel, all discussed ad nauseum elsewhere. "Switching to Windows" isn't one of them. Has Dvorak missed the amount of time, secrecy, and effort Apple has put into keeping it's options open for Mac OS X to run on alternate hardware platforms? Christ, Dvorak.

    To say nothing of the fact that if Apple's secret purpose was to start a switch to Windows, you'd think they'd have at least made it possible to, oh, I don't know, RUN WINDOWS on the Intel-based Macs easily, which isn't possible at this time?

    Point 4, wrong again. Well, at least Dvorak's consistent, if anything.

    Dvorak is also actually missing the biggest play for Apple here: being able to run Windows and other x86 OSes in virtualization [zdnet.com]. That would be the holy grail for many academics, researchers, scientists, and other users, most of whom use Macs because they don't want to use Windows. With hardware partitio
    • by Richard_at_work (517087) <richardprice@nospAm.gmail.com> on Thursday February 16 2006, @02:07PM (#14735380)

      Epstein made four observations. The first was that the Apple Switch ad campaign was over, and nobody switched.

      I switched. 3 other people in my office switched. Whats he talking about?

      Seriously, in December 2004 there were no Mac owners in my office, then I got an iBook (always wanted to play with OSX), and within a month two other people had purchased various Macs based on my purchase. Then 3 months ago someone else purchase a powerbook, again based on the experiences of us owners in the office.

      • by HardCase (14757) on Thursday February 16 2006, @02:23PM (#14735593)
        I sort of switched. I bought a Mac Mini last week because I'm tired of my wind tunnel of a PC in the living room. The PC is back in the office where it belongs, I still have my Toshiba notebook, but most of my work is done on the Mini. With 1GB of RAM, it's really quite a good performer - not on par with the AMD64 that it "replaced", but fast enough. And small. Very, very small.

        Oh, and I have to say that Entourage is aces.

        -h-
      • by pubjames (468013) on Thursday February 16 2006, @02:24PM (#14735602)
        I switched. 3 other people in my office switched. Whats he talking about?

        Me too. I think the best response with Dvorak is just to ignore him, but unfortunately Slashdot keeps printing his rubbish.
        • by Overly Critical Guy (663429) on Thursday February 16 2006, @03:02PM (#14736026)
          Dvorak revealed this ridiculous column topic last week on This Week In Tech, and even Leo Laporte turned to him and asked, "Are you nuts?" I knew as soon as Dvorak explained the subject of the column that it would probably get posted to Slashdot even though it's just crazy blather from the misinformed Dvorak. And it was. He's Jon Katz without the Slashdot employment.
      • by fyngyrz (762201) on Thursday February 16 2006, @02:31PM (#14735694) Homepage Journal
        I switched too. Also, I was a (fairly) happy Windows and Linux user, the Mini was so cheap I thought I'd take a look at the machine, and OSX itself won me over. Then I bought a Mac for my sweetheart, and another for my youngest son. So that's three more new Mac owners in total here in my household. This had zero to do with the iPod and everything to do with the Mac Mini. I don't own an iPod; although I am a musician, I'm not fond of running about with earbuds or headphones.

        Also... truly, I cannot imagine for even one moment why Apple would want to switch to running Windows. They have no windows software to sell; they have no real hardware advantage to bring to that market. Not even looks. There are plenty of cool looking Intel platforms out there from the nutzo to the trim and stylish and everywhere in between.

        I can see why they might consider becoming a software only shop and stop making hardware — there are plenty of nice Intel-based platforms out there, and software margins are far better than hardware margins (speaking as a software vendor myself.) I'd be pretty happy running OSX on a Dell, for instance, and I think the number of people who might try OSX if they could legitimately install it on their PC is probably a very large number. But drop the software and keep the hardware? No. Don't think so. :)

        • by Gulthek (12570) on Thursday February 16 2006, @03:23PM (#14736234) Homepage Journal
          You get Applecare for a year, not a month. Even without Applecare there are options.

          I bought an ibook used from my brother in law, when I had a problem I took it to the Apple store's genius bar and got excellent support and was never asked for a proof-of-purchase or warranty.
            • by Anubis350 (772791) on Thursday February 16 2006, @06:05PM (#14737725)
              To give you anecdotal vs. anecdotal

              My experiance on the phone with apple (given, I have applecare) was very positive. They have friendly, knowledgeable people who *speak english*. More knowledgeable than in the store I've found btw.

              I had a similar problem with the screen (also had the infamous problem with the latch) on my 15inch alBook when I first got it, I called apple up and they repaired it free of charge. Sent me a box, sent it to them in a box, they sent it back fixed. Took a grand total of a week all told.

              You can make apointments on their website in advance for the "genius bar" btw, no waiting on line at the store, just show up when your apointment time is. Never had any probs with this.

              What parts? I have a mac laptop, not much I'm going to be upgrading on it. The stuff I will be, hard-disk and ram, are standard parts found anywhere.

              As for repair, that's warranty/applecare is *for*. If you buy a dell, you want to get the three year warranty for extra $$$ too, or they'll do the same thing to you. That is unless you want to a) repair it yourself or b) go to a non-authorized repairer (both of which you can do with macs too).

              While I havent gone through apple's repair training program, there's a hell of a lot of technical info on macs/osx on the web, much of it offered up free by Apple (and plenty not offered up by apple, but easily findable).

              Lastly, how can it be illegal price-fixing, Apple does not have a monopoly on the computer market by a long shot. If you want a mac, you pay Apple's prices. If you just want a cheap computer, go somewhere else. You are not *entitled* to a cheap mac, whatever you may think.

              ~Anub
            • by elocutio (567729) * on Thursday February 16 2006, @07:43PM (#14738416)
              So, you really ARE a troll. Pay attention, n00bz.

              Let's recap your little tirade, or as you put it: "Sample of Apple customer policies/problems I've run into".

              * No phone support after 90 days.

              So, you wanna give me an example of one of the Big Three that offers a dial-a-geek phone service STANDARD after 90 days? Dell? Nope. Gateway? Not a chance. HP/Compaq? Not even an 800 number.

              * If you post into the web forums about a problem Apple doesn't like to "discuss", expect it to be silently removed.

              Okay. Quack conspiracy theory. What web forums? Macintouch? MacAddict? apple.com?

              * 14 days, blah, blah...

              This one's not even true. I received my iBook G4, which I'm typing this to you on, via UPS Ground. Took two weeks. The day I got it, the RAM wasn't seated correctly. Took it to my local Apple Store. Fixed on the premises, no charge. While the genius was looking it over, he said, "Wow, this is a bummer. Do you know that the new model just came out?" No, I didn't. He notified the store manager, and I walked out with the new model. No Charge.

              * A guy that works at an Apple Store was less than knowledgeable and rude to you.

              Really?? Rude to YOU!?? Why would ANYBODY be a jerk and lie about something like wobbly screens? Maybe you should take an etiquette class, but I digress.

              * No reserving a spot via the web for the 'genius bar' unless you're a ProCare customer. At the local Apple store, that typically means a 30+ minute wait, and there's nowhere to sit.

              Dude, I've been to Apple Stores on the East Coast, West Coast, and the Midwest. I've never seen an Apple Store that didn't have somewhere to sit. Besides which, you're in a MALL!! Sign in and go shopping.

              * Various parts are not "covered" by Apple. Duckbills, feet, yada, yada...

              This is really getting old. I've gotten two sets of replacement feet for my iBook (you know, the one I'm typing this to you on), mostly because the one time that I lost a foot, I flipped out and wanted LOTS of spares. Went to an Apple Store in Chicago. Got two sets of replacement feet. Still in the ServiceSource parts bag. For free. No paperwork. Really. Look, by now, either you're really just trolling, or people really don't like you very much. My heart goes out to you.
              * Parts are not available. You're very certain. And you're mad about it..

              Are you just impaired? You can't get parts for a Macintosh from Best Buy, but you can probably develop a relationship with your local independent Apple dealer (not an Apple Store). He'll probably sell you anything you need. I don't know what parts you'd need to buy that you couldn't purchase from a legitimate service channel.

              I think you really need a vacation. And an AppleCare warranty.
    • by Lumpy (12016) on Thursday February 16 2006, @02:11PM (#14735438) Homepage
      remember this is Dvorak.

      He Claimed up until the Day they announced it that Apple will never do a Video Ipod.

      Hell Dvorak did not even go to CES and yet he still wrote about it.
    • by GreenPlastikMan (881184) on Thursday February 16 2006, @02:19PM (#14735543)
      Yes. Dvorak, wrong again. Who would have thunk it. The guy has come to his pseudo-fame by making outlandish tech predictions for decades. He probably started out as a decent writer who couldn't set himself apart from the 94083094583094853098509834905 other tech writers out in the late 80s. Then he realized that if he started making counter-intuitive predictions that would take two sides of a polarized debate in technology and make them go into a flame war about it, people would read his stuff.

      This is his job we're talking about. He's not some sort of tech-prophet. He's a writer. He sells words, regardless of their truth and even more so, regardless of his belief in their truth. The more people read his stuff, the more influence he gets, the more his predictions carry any weight, the more money he makes.

      If 2 billion people read Dvorak and all disagreed, he wouldn't care. He'd still get paid. As it stands, since all he is doing is predicting, he can't be wrong in the traditional sense, because he can simply say "Just you wait. You'll see!" And there's nothing we can do about it.... ... Except stop paying attention.
    • iPod FW Comparison (Score:4, Insightful)

      by Philosinfinity (726949) on Thursday February 16 2006, @02:20PM (#14735551)
      An even stronger argument is comparing the iPod's loss of Firewire to the desktop loss of SCSI. If you remember, all old macs were SCSI only. Then the G3s came along, and they went IDE (standard config). Interfaces come and go. Products need contant review and revision to determine what will be most effective both in sales and performance. Apple's done this before, and they didn't switch to Windows then.
        • by ceoyoyo (59147) on Thursday February 16 2006, @03:16PM (#14736159)
          Don't the Nanos have the same custom thin interface that all iPods have? My video certainly does. You can plug it into Firewire using a Firewire to iPod cable just fine, but you can't transfer data, only charge. The Nano (like the shuffle) just doesn't have room for two interface chipsets... have to choose one.
    • by CastrTroy (595695) on Thursday February 16 2006, @02:22PM (#14735578) Homepage
      Sure, lets not even mention the fact that Apple switching to windows makes no sense at all. If the machine is running windows, then why even buy the machine? You might as well buy a Dell. Or if you're going to spend extra money, buy a Falcon Northwest or an Alienware PC. The reason that people buy macs is because they want a mac. I don't think very many people would buy a mac just for the way the box looks.
      • by Kadin2048 (468275) <slashdot@kadin.xoxy@net> on Thursday February 16 2006, @02:53PM (#14735927) Homepage Journal
        It's a totally braindead hypothesis.

        And at its core is seems to suppose that Apple WANTS to compete with Dell and Compaq. And that's what really strikes me as dumb: nobody in their right mind wants to compete in that arena. It's dead: it's low margin, it's totally saturated, and it's dominated by whoever can make the cheapest box and operate on the slimmest margins, with the most streamlined supply chain.

        It's a WalMart market, in other words. That's like the absolute antithesis of everything Apple. Apple does fat profit margins on low-volume niche machines. They're a big fish in a small pond, and they do very well by it. Why they'd want to be the same small fish, in a much bigger, FAR more brutal pond, I cannot possibly understand.

        IBM, one of the biggest, longest-time players in the PC arena, dumped it's PC division last year, and sold it to the Chinese. Why? Because margins were too low and demand wasn't strong enough to give them a healthy profit off of what they were selling: high quality laptops and desktops. People aren't willing to pay a premium for PCs anymore, unless you can really do something to distinguish yourself. Alienware manages to do it, but just barely (and you get a lot of people criticizing them for being expensive, too); Apple wouldn't be able to compete as just a hardware company in the commodity arena.

        It's stupid to even think it. I knew Devorak was a publicity whore, but this is just retarded. Anyone who's ever taken a single business class in their life, or who even has a basic understanding of the PC market today, knows it would be a suicidal move.
    • by jdb8167 (204116) on Thursday February 16 2006, @02:24PM (#14735607)
      One question of Dvorak. If Apple were contemplating this, why would they make it so difficult to install Windows on the new Intel Macs?
      • by daveschroeder (516195) * on Thursday February 16 2006, @02:29PM (#14735665)
        Well, they didn't "make it difficult". In fact, they've done nothing to prevent the installation of any alternate OS on the Intel-based Macs.

        The problem is that Apple's x86 platform is completely legacy free (BIOS/MBR/VGA) and uses all new platform technologies (EFI/GPT/UGA). Almost all current x86 OSes, and all current 32-bit versions of Windows, don't support these new technologies, effectively making it impossible to (easily) do anything with these OSes directly on the hardware. Now, this is going to change with Windows Vista, but still.

        But your point is still well taken, and one that I made in my own response to which you replied.
    • by doublem (118724) on Thursday February 16 2006, @03:18PM (#14736182) Homepage Journal
      Make wild, unfounded claims on scant, irrational chains of thought no would dare call "logic."

      Publish it.

      Get people talking about what a moron you are and how absurd your predictions are.

      Collect your royalty fees and advertising revenue from all the page hits your absurdity got. In other words, Profit!

      Here's my prediction: Underpants Gnomes to hire Dvorak as their new business consultant.
      • by daveschroeder (516195) * on Thursday February 16 2006, @02:11PM (#14735431)
        I'd like to see some of these cameras, since DV over USB isn't standardized and would be vendor-specific.

        The proper transport for DV has always been FireWire [wikipedia.org], and the only transport for HDV is FIreWire.

        Sure, you can *make* specialty drivers and software, and capabilities in the camera at the other end, that can let you transport data any way you wish...after all, it's just bits.

        But DV and FireWire are intertwined, at least for proper, full quality DV transport, and it will be that way for quite some time.
        • by plover (150551) * on Thursday February 16 2006, @02:31PM (#14735701) Homepage Journal
          The proper transport for DV has always been FireWire

          "Proper?" That's pretty shortsighted thinking there. One addition to the USB standard combined with a software driver release et voila! USB 2.0 would suddenly be the digital video transport of choice. All accomplished with no hardware changes to the vast majority of consumers' computers.

          Here's the conversation at Ritz Photo to imagine: "Sure, I could sell you this digicam with firewire, but you'll need to have a firewire card installed into your computer. I also have this digicam that comes with USB, which your PC already has."

          I'm not talking about cinematographers or television studios, or even the "prosumers" here. I'm talking about the 90% of camcorder buyers, Joe Sixpack out there buying a camcorder so he can tell people he's recording Junior's birthday, but really intends to shoot himself and the missus knockin' uglies.

          To make lots of money, you build your hardware to sell lots of units at Best Buy. Firewire doesn't entice Joe Sixpack -- to him, it's a computer-geeky negative; especially when there's a known alternative.

      • by plover (150551) * on Thursday February 16 2006, @02:18PM (#14735535) Homepage Journal
        Just to add more anecdotal evidence, my cable box has a USB 2.0 port for video streams, and no firewire port.

        Since USB 2.0 and firewire are roughly (within an order of magnitude) comparable in performance, why would a product developer choose to use the far more expensive firewire chipset? Especially when that presents difficulties breaking into the low-end PC market, where firewire is far from ubiquitous? That's even the reason we assume the iPod went to USB, was to break into the PC market.

        I think firewire is the Betamax of local connectivity. It may be technically superior, more convenient, [insert other advantages here] but it never had the industry backing of USB. Firewire will still hang around for a while because of the large amount of legacy video hardware using it, but it's only going to be present on higher-end PCs, kind of like a technologist's version of a VTEC sticker on a ricer. It's already a niche player, and the niche is growing smaller instead of larger.

        • by larkost (79011) on Thursday February 16 2006, @03:29PM (#14736294)
          USB is simply not useable for high bandwidth connections. While the burst speed (the number that everyone talks about) is higher than FireWire 400, the actual thoroput is much lower, and you cannot reserve bandwidth on the buss for an application. These two factors make USB of any form unusable for DV video.

          The reason you don't find FireWire on many low end PC's is that it has not been a part of Intel's reference designs for motherboards, since Intel is not a member of the patent consortium that profits from FireWire. Now that Apple is a high-profile customer there is a chance this will change.
  • by Kelson (129150) * on Thursday February 16 2006, @02:01PM (#14735291) Homepage Journal
    Or is it only the ridiculous Dvorak articles that get posted on Slashdot?
  • by tpjunkie (911544) on Thursday February 16 2006, @02:02PM (#14735315) Journal
    Yeah, now that Apple is using x86 chips, they're going to abandon the one main thing that sets them apart (aesthetics aside) from every other box maker out there. As usual, Dvorak is talking out his ass.
  • by hazman (642790) on Thursday February 16 2006, @02:03PM (#14735323)
    why doesn't he just go hunting with Dick Cheney?
  • I don't think so (Score:5, Insightful)

    by AuMatar (183847) on Thursday February 16 2006, @02:03PM (#14735337)
    I'm about the furthest thing you can get from a Mac lover, but even I think there's no chance in hell. They were overpriced and underpowered even when they were at least unique on G4s. Now if they switched to Windows, there would be absolutely 0 reason to use them instead of buying a Dell, HP, or Gateway. The last thing any company ever wants is to compete in a commodity market, which is exactly what the Windows PC market is. Apple can't compete with Dell on price. It needs to keep its uniqueness, or its computer market is dead.
  • by plover (150551) * on Thursday February 16 2006, @02:06PM (#14735366) Homepage Journal
    Dvorak seems to be convinced by this bozo that the GUI is the reason people choose the Mac over the PC, or that people choose PCs over Macs because of the availability of peripherals and drivers.

    Personally, I've always disliked the Mac look'n'feel, from the ugly Chicago fonts of old to the top-of-screen mighty morphin' menu.

    But Mac OSX has always had something the PC hasn't -- stability. And that's because it's designed into the OS from the ground up. Windows has always felt like stability was "grafted in" somehow, and it's never been a comfortable fit.

    Like most management, he gives no thought to stability or the correctness of the implementation. "As long as it's done, it's good enough." And it's that attitude that placed Windows exactly where it is, and why the Mac exists at all. It's not the "computer for the rest of us" -- it's the computer for the discerning crowd.

  • Yellow Journalist (Score:5, Interesting)

    by AKAImBatman (238306) <(akaimbatman) (at) (gmail.com)> on Thursday February 16 2006, @02:07PM (#14735383) Homepage Journal
    Let me explain this to you: Dvorak is what's known in the industry as a "Yellow Journalist". Which is to say that he publishes sensationalist articles designed to elicit a reaction in his readership, despite having little to no facts to support his position. These authors are usually frowned upon by any publication with journalistic integrity. Since PC Magazine has none (and needs the readership), they continue to post his foaming-at-the-mouth drivel.

    Every once in awhile, Dvorak manages to hit upon a sensationalist story that's true by pure accident. This then convinces his "fans" that he knows what he's talking about. People then latch onto that single instance of "being right" to accept his pathetically low rate of correct predictions.

    Stop listening to this guy. Stop posting his articles. Ban PC Magazine for publishing this nonsense. Otherwise Slashdot becomes just as bad as Dvorak himself.
  • by Nice2Cats (557310) on Thursday February 16 2006, @02:08PM (#14735397)
    Two things are beyond me: How any sane person who has been following the history of Apple and knows about how they make money could assume this, and why Slashdot keeps putting this guy's stuff on the front page. I'm going to leave this to other people to tear up but not without pointing out one thing: Currently, that is OS X 10.4.5 vs. Windows XP, Apple kicks Microsoft's ass so bad it isn't even funny. Maybe Vista can catch up a little -- looks like a "Tiger" clone to me anyway -- but right now, no way. Apple can only charge their prices for top quality. Intel chips and OS X yes, but Intel chips and Windows, well, nobody fights Dell on their own ground and survives. Apple is very, very good at surviving.

  • Yea right.... (Score:5, Insightful)

    by Pharmboy (216950) on Thursday February 16 2006, @02:09PM (#14735413) Journal
    Wrong answer.

    1. This would be a boon to Linux and a bust for Apple. $x % of people want to be different, and Apple would no longer be different. Or different enough. The GUI is not even close, nor the functionality when comparing the two OSs.

    2. OS/X is doing great because of the BSD roots, which benefits from Linux (and vice versa). More hardware makers are opening up their drivers. They have momentum already. And their stock price already reflects this.

    3. If it was only about "cool" hardware, Alienware would be larger and Dell's decidedly unsexy hardware would make them another mid-sized company. Cool helps, but there is no shortage of "cool" Wintel boxes, just of buyers.

    Sorry, but Dvorak must be jonesing for the hits only slashdot/digg can provide by putting out a story like this. Nothing to see, move along...
  • That's funny (Score:5, Insightful)

    by Oz0ne (13272) on Thursday February 16 2006, @02:10PM (#14735417) Homepage
    I recently switched from windows to mac. OSX was the primary reason I switched, secondary being quality control/limited hardware sets promote stability and reliability.

    I'm a windows developer by trade, I can't imagine going back. I cannot tell you how nice it is to go home to a computer that "just works", works intuitively, and elegantly after a long day FIGHTING with windows systems. Apple would lose a substantial portion of it's customer base and just become a novelty hardware dealer like alienware.

    His key points here on how "no one switched/came over because of the ipod" are just wrong. It's true it wasn't a groundswell, but apple's PC marketshare is growing at about 19%. That's pretty fast, and it's better than it was a couple years back.
  • by watanabe (27967) on Thursday February 16 2006, @02:12PM (#14735448)
    Story restated

    John Dvorak continues to be the biggest idiot in the tech commentator business. He's been making stupid predictions since at least the '80s, and shows no sign of stopping now. Dvorak wishes he had 1/10th of Robert Cringely's wit and insight. We wish that Dvorak would start scorecarding himself the way that Cringely does, and give up so that he can do something else with his time.

    Okay, the story summary goes: Apple and Jobs have recently spent multi-tens of millions developing an Intel version of their operating system so that they can use Intel chips. Soon, they will throw away all that development work, infrastructure work, and vendor relationship work and just use Windows, maybe putting a pretty little 'Mac-a-like' face on top of Windows, because, wait for it, because: Steve Jobs wants to be just like Dell and Compaq.

    The ignorance beggars comprehension.

    As a comparison, Robert Cringely's prediction: free versions of OS X 10.4/intel given away on bootable ipods so that windows users can try mac for free (once 10.5 comes out.)

  • In a more serious vein, I can see another reason why this is incredibly unlikely . . .

    Anybody remember a few years ago, when Apple was circling the bowl? Microsoft was being raked over the coals by DOJ for antitrust issues, remember? That's when Mr. Gates and Company pulled a rabbit out of their hat by investing in (bailing out) Apple. In one stroke, Mr. G. had diversified his portfolio while preserving the one (semi-)serious competitor in the Personal Computer market, thereby giving the DOJ a face-saving way to quietly let the whole thing go (don't believe me? Why aren't there three companies headquartered at the Microsoft campus right now?)!

    Gates ain't gonna let Apple go Windoze - that'll land him right back in the hash with DOJ.

    • by green pizza (159161) on Thursday February 16 2006, @03:02PM (#14736031) Homepage
      Are you talking about the "Thanks, Bill" moment in 1998 when MSFT announced Mac Office 98 + 5 years of continued support for the platform + an investment of about $200M of non-voting AAPL stock?

      I believe that was partially due to a court settlement, but it was also a big PR stunt for both companies. It got the DOJ off of MSFT's back, it renewed faith in the Apple/Mac platform, and it was a hell of an advertisement for Mac Office 98 (believe it or not, MSFT makes good money from Mac Office).

      Apple has *always* had a lot of money in the bank. $Billions ever since their IPO in the early 1980s. At their lowest point they still had over a billion dollars in cash in the bank. Compare this to Silicon Graphics who is now down to a few tens of millions in the bank, dwindling from about $500M about 5 years ago. Even if Apple would have continued bleeding money, they would have remained in business for a long time, even without this so-called MSFT bailout.
  • by Britz (170620) on Thursday February 16 2006, @02:22PM (#14735582)
    So they switch their OSX to x86 going through a ton of work only to come out and say we did this for nothing???
  • I am on the next rocket off this planet
  • by flibuste (523578) on Thursday February 16 2006, @02:34PM (#14735726)
    From the FA:

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    Are they absolutely sure they want to switch to Windows?
  • *blink* (Score:5, Insightful)

    by Fordiman (689627) * <{fordiman} {at} {gmail.com}> on Thursday February 16 2006, @03:22PM (#14736220) Homepage Journal
    So easily the dumbest slashdot story ever.

    I mean, seriously, haven't you guys learned that Dvorak is just a useless turd of the industry yet?
    • by ajs (35943) <ajsNO@SPAMajs.com> on Thursday February 16 2006, @02:18PM (#14735526) Homepage Journal
      You're ignoring the point here. I'm not saying that Apple would do this, but if Apple were going to switch to Windows, they would switch to Windows in the same way that they switched to BSD. Notice, if you will, the vast difference between MacOS/X and FreeBSD. You would be talking about a hybrid OS that used Cocoa (certainly, since that's Apple's branding, not to mention a develpment platform that all of their best add-on software retailers are writing to) on top of the NT "micro"kernel in the same way that Win32 was slapped on top of NT back in the beginning.

      Side note: I went to an NT internals talk at USENIX back just before NT came out, and the guy from MS actually made it sound cool. It was the kind of OS that we'd all wanted to see someone do: a true successor to Unix and VMS. Sadly, it seems that they ran out of time, and instead of the elegant integration of Windows as a multi-subsystem, pluggable userspace suite, they slapped Win32 on top of the increasingly innaccurately named "microkernel" and hosed the whole thing. It was barely possible to tell, when released, that below the layers of caked-on mud was the heart of an interesting OS. I almost cried for as long as it took me ot go back to my little Slackware system.

      But, I always remember that, and I always remember that SOMEONE COULD do that work still, and NT could become the heart of a truly interesting OS. Would Apple do it? Almost certainly not, but they COULD, and they are partly owned by MS (am I the only one who remembers that deal?)
    • by EvilSS (557649) on Thursday February 16 2006, @02:22PM (#14735586)
      Exactly! There would be no reason for Joe Sixpack to buy an Apple that ran Windows when he could get a Dell cheaper. The appeal of Apple is not their hardware, it's the OS that runs on it.
    • by Overly Critical Guy (663429) on Thursday February 16 2006, @02:59PM (#14735998)
      I keep hearing this troll, but nobody ever proves it, and several price matches with Dell disprove it. What is "overpriced" about Apple's hardware? I'm paying for lots more features, much higher quality, and a much smaller form factor.

      OS X is icing on the cake as far as I'm concerned. Try an iMac sometime, it's the future of computer design today.