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The Top 21 Tech Flops

Posted by samzenpus on Wed Apr 04, 2007 09:01 PM
from the it-sounded-like-a-good-idea-at-the-time dept.
PetManimal writes "Whatever happened to Digital Audio Tape? Or Circuit City's DIVX program? Or IBM's PCjr. and the PS/1? Computerworld's list of 21 biggest tech flops is an amusing trip down the memory lane of tech failures. Some are obvious (Apple Newton), while others are obscure (Warner Communications' QUBE). Strangely, Y2K didn't make the list."
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Ian Lamont writes "Mike Elgan at ComputerWorld has an interesting analysis of the small computing market, and predicts that the market is primed to take off. He admits that small computers have been tried before and failed ('Every single UMPC device that has been shipped or announced suffers from lousy usability, high prices, poor performance, ill-conceived user interfaces, or any combination of the above') but he points to several recent products — and a rumor — that he says changes the playing field and paves the way for the first-ever successful small computer, from Apple. The products are the iPhone and the iPod touch. The rumor: Apple Insider has sources who claim that Apple is actually working on a 'modern day Newton' to be released in the first half of 2008. The device will supposedly have a version of Mac OS X Leopard and a touch interface, according to Apple Insider. A lot of people just aren't buying it. They point to the fact that the first Newton eventually flopped. A few note that similar Newton II rumors have been trotted out in years past, as well as a high-profile hoax. Nothing ever came of them." Would you buy if the Newton came back?
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  • Zune (Score:5, Insightful)

    by Toe, The (545098) on Wednesday April 04 2007, @09:02PM (#18615233)
    Next on the list... Zune.
  • by Breakfast Pants (323698) on Wednesday April 04 2007, @09:02PM (#18615235) Journal
    Frank Zappa tells [everything2.com] all.
    • DRM Killed DAT (Score:4, Interesting)

      by Black-Man (198831) on Wednesday April 04 2007, @09:11PM (#18615315)
      The early DAT decks... I know... I own a Panasonic SV3700 which I paid close to $1800 for back in the day... had a "copy protection" scheme SCMS where you were limited copying (digital copy) using the SPDIF I/O at 44.1KHz. So... it basically killed the market for a cheap (mass produced) consumer model, so you had to pay outragous $$ for the Pro version. All studios mastered onto DAT, so you again were forced to buy one. You could use the pro I/O without the copy protection and there actually was a DIP switch on the SV3700 where you could defeat the SCMS. I think it was the only one who had that "feature".

      DAT is dead... good.

      • Re:DRM Killed DAT (Score:4, Interesting)

        by AshtangiMan (684031) on Wednesday April 04 2007, @09:20PM (#18615379)
        DATs strength was field recording . . . live concert recordings. Better than tape and minidisc. But for listening purposes, it was best to create CDs. That way you get direct access and reliability. I've not experienced it directly, but hear that dat suffers from shelf life issues . . . happily my library is intact. I believe that these issues must arise from usage rather than simply age. At the end all of the Dead tapers had transitioned to DAT, and the early mixing board bootlegs were also being traded as DAT (from the original reel tapes, not dubbed from cassettes). The SCMS could be switched off on the TASCAM decks, I don't know about the Panasonic models.
        • Re:DRM Killed DAT (Score:4, Interesting)

          by gobbo (567674) <wrewrite@gmail . c om> on Wednesday April 04 2007, @09:36PM (#18615559) Journal

          DATs strength was field recording . . . I've not experienced it directly, but hear that dat suffers from shelf life issues . . .

          Yes, I have some DAT tapes here that I'm anxious about, as I haven't converted them and me and my pals have all moved on to other tech.

          One of DAT's more notorious flaws was its sensitivity to head alignment, so that a tape recorded on one deck wouldn't play on another, sometimes it was sheer voodoo: blood, feathers, dancing cables and hauling decks around.

          While the portable Tascams were sweet machines for field recording, they were bulky and $2800 CDN. The next step down in price was $1000 and had no XLR inputs. As far as I'm concerned, we're in an in-between phase: the right replacement for DAT hasn't come along yet, and I just use MiniDV cameras when I need to record in the field. It's a drag, audio should be so much easier than video.

          • Re:DRM Killed DAT (Score:4, Informative)

            by flimflam (21332) on Thursday April 05 2007, @06:34AM (#18618529) Homepage
            What I know about is audio for film production, where portable DAT recorders (mostly Fostex and HHB) have to a large extent been replaced by hard disk recorders. This is definitely a step up -- more channels, higher bit depth, better workflow. Of course the machines used in this industry are pretty pricy. The machine I know best is the Aaton Cantar [aaton.com], but at $13,000 or so, it's a little pricey for use outside the industry. I'd definitely check out the Sound Devices [sounddevices.com] recorders, though. They're much less expensive, and while they don't have the features or as many tracks as the Aaton recorder, they are well known for the quality of their Mic preamps, which is really where any consumer gear will suffer. Also, they can record on Compact Flash, which is great for reliability since you end up with no moving parts. They also make a USB-based mic pre/A-D converter, if you decided to go the Laptop route (which I wouldn't really recommend for field use).
             
  • by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday April 04 2007, @09:03PM (#18615251)
    It was a REAL problem despite this revisionist attitude that some now have that it was nothing at all. You know why you get to think that? Because a lot of people spent a LOT of time fixing the problem so it wouldn't be a problem. What you see is a sign of success. Sheesh.

    What next? The polio vaccine was a flop, too?
    • Re: (Score:3, Insightful)

      How much was spent? US$8.6 billion by the US Federal Gov't [gcn.com] and a lot more elsewhere. An 'industry' that big is hardly a flop. I think the problem is that people want drama, they want something sensational. Potentially Bad Problem Gets Fixed gets old quickly.
    • What's this bullshit with car maintenance. They tell me I have to spend $250 every 6 months, and I do it, and my car STILL doesn't brake down or have any issues. Bloody rip off.
    • by ari_j (90255) on Wednesday April 04 2007, @10:40PM (#18616073)
      That's not why I complained about the idiotic Y2K bit in the blurb. A flop is a product that is so badly timed, badly designed, badly received, or badly something else that it fails. Y2K isn't a product. It's that simple. The polio vaccine could be a flop (such as if the polio virus were already extinct by the time it was marketed). But y2k can't be a flop any more than "off by one errors" can be. Or maybe I'm wrong. How much did you guys pay to buy your y2ks?
    • by Michael Woodhams (112247) on Thursday April 05 2007, @12:24AM (#18616849) Journal
      I had to fix a 100% genuine Y2K bug. I was doing (among other things) source control admin for a company of perhaps ~80 developers. At Y2K, we were using SCCS for source control. (Later changed to ClearCase, but that is a different story.) I was called in on I think 2 Jan 2000. Some eager developers had returned to work early, and their new checkins were messed up.

      Although we'd updated all the computers to a Y2K-compliant version of the OS (IRIX), on one of the machines the (non-Y2K) SCCS binaries had got there by copying rather than a proper install - so the OS upgrade didn't know they were there, and didn't upgrade them to the Y2K fixed versions.

      End result: I edited the corrupted SCCS files to fix them, and called a sysadmin to fix the binaries. Two people called in, some developer time lost - it probably cost about 10 geek-hours in total. I think I might have got a few hundred dollars extra pay as well - I can't remember now.
  • Y2K?? (Score:5, Insightful)

    by Yakman (22964) on Wednesday April 04 2007, @09:09PM (#18615301) Homepage Journal
    What's Y2K got to do with tech flops? While there's no way to know one way or another, it could well be that nothing major happened precisely because people made effort to remediate and test any issues prior to 1/1/2000.
  • by PoderOmega (677170) on Wednesday April 04 2007, @09:11PM (#18615309)
    When I think flop, I think something embarrassing that no one bought or appreciated. The Dreamcast was a loser in terms of sales, but not a flop. The article itself says 10 million were sold. In terms of gaming fun I had with the system, it was a huge success.
  • by Toe, The (545098) on Wednesday April 04 2007, @09:13PM (#18615333)
    Lisa was a step in the evolution from the Apple II line to the Macintosh.

    The other things on the list are dead-ends. Lisa wasn't profitable, but it also wasn't a dead-end.
  • by xxxJonBoyxxx (565205) on Wednesday April 04 2007, @09:13PM (#18615335)

    Strangely, Y2K didn't make the list.


    Y2k isn't on the list because it was a HUGE success for the consulting firms that flogged it. (That, and it was the COBOL programmer full employment act for a few years.)
  • To clarify (Score:3, Informative)

    by madsenj37 (612413) on Wednesday April 04 2007, @09:19PM (#18615369)
    A flop to the writer is a product that had more hype than users. For example, he notes that DAT is used in pro arenas only and that OS/2 has a user base but one that has never reached the hype it had...
  • by Trojan35 (910785) on Wednesday April 04 2007, @09:20PM (#18615385)
    It's a technology that's on its way to becoming a reality. As soon as RFID replaces bar codes, you're going to see smart applies everywhere. It won't fix someone putting the milk carton back in the fridge when it's empty, but it will still be very useful. Imagine pulling recipes just for the foods you currently have, printing out a shopping list straight from your fridge, etc. It *is* a good idea, it just won't work until RFID arrives.

    Still the article was a fun read.
  • DAT, etc. (Score:5, Insightful)

    by ktakki (64573) on Wednesday April 04 2007, @09:22PM (#18615397) Homepage Journal
    DAT might have flopped in the consumer sector (I blame CD for that), but it was the bee's knees for audio professionals, considering that it was the lowest cost and most convenient PCM format at the time. Prior to DAT, digital masters meant using a Sony 1630, PCM audio on a large videocassette. There were digital open-reel solutions, but these never caught on for mixdown and mastering.

    As for the rest of this list, it seems to me that a lot of these entries (Newton, PC jr, VR, Qube) were just inadequate hardware/software implementations of valid concepts. Consider the Newton: ahead of its time, it just needed sufficient CPU/RAM/display tech to become the Palm/Blackberry/smartphone that it should have been. The IBM PC jr was unarguably a flop, but the concept of an affordable home PC lives on in the $299 Dell or $399 Mac Mini. VR was a whole lot of hype (and yes, I bought into it, seeing as I was a 3D animator back in the mid-'90s), but now look at WoW or Second Life. And Qube? One word: TiVo. I realize that Qube was meant to be a more interactive product/service, but the web co-opted the e-commerce aspect of the Qube. I think the only interactivity people want from their TV is to watch what they want when they want.

    Finally, the paperless office is not dead. It just smells funny. I worked with a number of law firms and mortgage companies who are carrying decades of paperwork around, and are either using solutions that allow them to scan/index/search/retrieve these documents or are looking for one. It's a really big deal in the real estate industry considering that each mortgage closing generates a package that can be a couple of hundred pages. Multiply that by a typical mortgage company's 2,000 to 10,000 closings a year and consider that these documents need to be retained for as long as thirty years.

    k.
    • by White Shade (57215) on Wednesday April 04 2007, @09:40PM (#18615587)
      I work at a music store and I see people buy DAT tapes on a weekly basis... they're certainly not flying off the shelves, but they're not exactly sitting there collecting dust either.

      Maybe DAT wasn't a huge worldwide phenomenon, but they certainly aren't a "flop"!
  • QueCat (Score:5, Insightful)

    by zoomshorts (137587) on Wednesday April 04 2007, @09:29PM (#18615493)
    Quecat - major bomb. Shitty scanner too.
  • Ahead of Time Flop (Score:5, Interesting)

    by TaoPhoenix (980487) <TaoPhoenix@yahoo.com> on Wednesday April 04 2007, @09:29PM (#18615495)
    1. "Paperless office". I think word got around that this was as much Management Glamor. Of course you couldn't ban the Scribble-Note. What everyone meant was Paper-Reduced, and this HAS happened. When you're actually working on something, you're gonna have some paper floating around. (Anyone want to join me in a round of PrintReport, FurrowBrow, FixMistake ?) When everyone signs off and it becomes a done-deal, *then* you scan it, & store it on servers.

    2. Virtual Reality. This hasn't happened ... *yet*. Just because the Adoption Curve is 35 years instead of 15 doesn't make it a flop. The Revenge of the Nerds movies were signs of their times. Today, we wail about Joe Average, but Joe Average *doesn't* ridicule computers anymore. 3 years from now when the eruption from the Microsoft Volcano dies down, we'll be able to concentrate a little more on *apps*, not OS's. (And 2010 is the next symbolic Arthur Clarke date, though his timeline was torched by many people.) In 2010, some elite gamers will have acquired some high end VR gaming hardware, and There It Will Be. It will take ANOTHER 5 years minimum (And getting past another OS crisis!) before Joe Average types Memos in Thin Air.

  • DAT (Score:5, Insightful)

    by HairyCanary (688865) on Wednesday April 04 2007, @09:41PM (#18615595)
    They give a few reasons why they think DAT failed, but it seems to me that there is a big obvious one right in front that was overlooked -- sequential access. I think CD's were immediately attractive only partly because they were digital. The killer feature was random access.
  • Absolute Rubbish (Score:5, Informative)

    by Enderandrew (866215) <enderandrew@gm a i l . com> on Wednesday April 04 2007, @09:47PM (#18615639) Homepage Journal
    The Newton paved the way for PDAs, and the Newton in certain ways compares more than favorably with existing PDAs today.

    DAT has been a staple of industry professionals for ages. As an indie filmmaker, I've found cheap digital audio equipment which is supposed to be superior to be rather poor in comparison. I'd kill to have good DAT equipment.

    eBook readers are perhaps a flop in that few will invest a device that does solely that, but eBooks as a whole gain in popularity every year.

    The PCjr entered an area when IBM-based PCs had hardly become the norm, and many critics believed a personal computer in the home would never become a reality. It was a step in the right direction, and people forget that there were MANY alternatives back then. The fact that 99% of home computers are based on IBM standards today is not a flop.

    Internet Currency? Last time I checked there are several "points" programs on the web where you can earn and use points that aren't currency themselves. This business model still operates today. Furthermore, the concept of a firm handling transactions across multiple borders for online currency paved the way for one of the most successful websites ever, Ebay/Paypal.

    Just as the article states, Iridium is still in business.

    Bob was a flop, and one I commonly mock. However I promise you, that the concept will be revisited and better marketed the second time around. Honestly, I imagine that Second Life will become, or inspire the next generation of Bob, allowing us all to make virtual spaces, which in turn will link to applications and activities within this virtual world.

    The NetPC? I still know people who own Web TV, and the market might have continued if Microsoft hadn't bought them out. People forget that Net PC devices were a threat to people whose business depended on the PC model. People also still make homemade Net PCs out of things like XBoxes and such.

    Push technology? The article fails to mention that while Desktop channels were obtrusive and filled with advertiser content, this concept is very successful today. RSS feeds, AJAX technology and the like are very much staples of today's web. The article also fails to mention that Push technology preceeded and eventually became streaming media as well, and was largely developed for and by the porn industry. You'd be surprised how much technology comes from the porn industry.

    I could go on and on and on, but I have to head out the door.
    • by bill_mcgonigle (4333) * on Wednesday April 04 2007, @10:42PM (#18616087) Homepage Journal
      I could go on and on and on, but I have to head out the door.

      They just want to make fun of some things they didn't have a use for. They even do a really bad job at it:

      NeXT: If it's possible for a failure to be a huge success, this is it.


      So, NeXT was so good it took over Apple and now has the second most popular desktop OS on the planet. And it's a huge success. No, wait it's a failure. No .. a flop. But it's not, it's a success.

      This article is a flop.
  • Segway (Score:5, Interesting)

    by JeremyR (6924) on Wednesday April 04 2007, @09:47PM (#18615645) Homepage
    More in the category of "not living up to the hype" than "flop" is the Segway. "IT" (as it was known for more than a year, shrouded in secrecy for more than a year before its unveiling) was to be "revolutionary" and change all our lives. Did that happen? I'm still waiting...

    I'd also like to nominate Windows Vista for the list, but even that might be a little premature.
  • Print Version (Score:5, Insightful)

    by BlueCollarCamel (884092) on Wednesday April 04 2007, @09:50PM (#18615667) Homepage
    How hard is it to link the the single page print version...
    http://www.computerworld.com/action/article.do?com mand=printArticleBasic&articleId=9012345 [computerworld.com]
    AC to avoid the whoring of karma.
  • by vivaoporto (1064484) on Wednesday April 04 2007, @09:54PM (#18615699) Homepage
    From TFA:

    Over the years, Bill Gates (among others) has repeatedly predicted that speech recognition will be a major form of input, but it hasn't happened yet.

    That's not true. I'm posting this comment using a Windows Vista speech recognition software and Dear Aunt, let's set so double the killer delete select all.
    • I always like the way some people think of speech recognition as a Good Thing(tm).

      Imagine using a computer in a quiet office with a speech recognition. Sounds good, doesn't it? That's the environment of the executive, where it might make sense.

      Now imagine your work environment. I'm in an open-plan office here, and I can clearly hear the many people around me, even quite far away. Imagine if they were all talking to their computers!

      Yup. Bedlam. Shouting. Not the office of the future, but like a stockmarket o
  • Newton != Flop (Score:3, Interesting)

    by vertigoCiel (1070374) on Wednesday April 04 2007, @09:56PM (#18615713)
    The Newton, while utlimately too large and expensive for widespread adoption, was certainly not a "flop" by any standards. Without the Newton tackling the quirks of handwriting recognition, and figuring out a GUI that works, there would be no Palm, and no PDA as we know it.
  • Quote: proving once again that in the warped universe of techno-hype, one plus one can equal zero.

    In the techno universe, we do binary, and 1 plus 1 will always yield 0 with a 1 in the overflow bin.
  • by edwardpickman (965122) on Wednesday April 04 2007, @10:33PM (#18615989)
    This had to be one of the biggest flops in history. Essentially a LP record that played movies they started to degrade after the first few playings and were never that good to begin with. RCA lost something like 60 million on that turkey and today it's all but forgotten.
  • by stox (131684) on Wednesday April 04 2007, @10:34PM (#18616003) Homepage
    It got Bill Gates laid, and a wife. That, alone, was worth the cost of development.
  • by unfortunateson (527551) on Wednesday April 04 2007, @10:34PM (#18616011) Journal
    During the late 1980's, Radio Shack declared that they were creating the first writeable CD. Called THOR-CD, they were a couple years before CD-R of any kind, and there was a whirlwind of press. Years went by, no product ever arrived.

    Read more here: http://aroundcny.com/technofile/texts/thorcd88.htm l [aroundcny.com]
  • Tablet PCs (Score:4, Insightful)

    by Timbotronic (717458) on Wednesday April 04 2007, @10:50PM (#18616155)
    "within five years it will be the most popular form of PC sold in America" - Bill Gates 2001
  • by tap (18562) on Thursday April 05 2007, @12:00AM (#18616685) Homepage
    Not the one that's around now, but the first one from back in 1994. The Internet was just starting to take off, and Microsoft wanted to kill it. The Microsoft Network was a non-TCP/IP non-Internet network that was supposed to be a Microsoft controlled version of the internet. I saw a presentation on it by some Microsoft manager back in 1994/1995 at some Washington Software Association event. They did a demonstration of an "MSN-brower" connecting to an "MSN-site" to view some "MSN-pages" and buy some toner cartridges. Supposedly it was real, but who knows.... Someone asked if Browser X (that would be Netscape) could use the Microsoft Network, and the answer was "No, only Microsoft will be able to create software for the Microsoft Network." I predicted it would be an utter failure, and it was. Microsoft couldn't innovate their way out a paper bag, much less out innovate everyone on the Internet. Microsoft's thinking was that there was nothing else one could want with the Internet but one store where you could buy toner cartidges.
    • Re:DAT was a flop? (Score:5, Informative)

      by lightversusdark (922292) on Wednesday April 04 2007, @09:19PM (#18615373) Journal
      Absolutely, it still sees a lot of use.
      It's still the standard way to take music to a mastering house for cutting, and even in the digital domain when people aren't burning data such as .wavs or .aiffs (many "computerless" DAWs only bounce to Red Book) it obviates all of the jitter and other issues associated with audio CDs as a master for duplication.
      Consider mastering DVD audio with a 48kHz audio sample rate - you can't burn an audio CD at anything except 44.1. And the StellaDAT and some Pioneer decks support 88.2/96k on conventional tapes (use DDS to be sure).
      I haven't even started on DDS drives for archival. DATs aren't going away.

      P.S. The audio world is waiting for the "killer app" that allows you to stream in an audio DAT faster than real-time. DDS drives read up to 8x, and quite a few drives have audio-capable firmware. Remember when you could first rip a CD faster than it took to play? It seems archaic to pay hundreds an hour for mastering and waste the first hour striping in the album in real time. Perhaps the fact that this hasn't been addressed for a niche market with money to burn indicates that DAT is effectively "unsupported" nowadays..
    • Re: (Score:3, Insightful)

      I just bought a DAT deck on ebay. But I probably would not have were it not for the fact that my old DAT deck died and I have material on DAT. I suppose I should have saved it on CD or DVD, but I'm not that confident about the longevity of these mediums. Of course, tape will deteriorate as well. I suppose I should just resign myself to eventual non-existence, both of myself and of the artifacts that mark my being here. Bummer.

      What are you archiving to? Is there a system for transfering digital data

      • Re:DAT was a flop? (Score:4, Informative)

        by mcpkaaos (449561) on Wednesday April 04 2007, @10:23PM (#18615915)
        Is there a system for transfering digital data to vinyl?

        Sure is! [vestax.com]. However, I wouldn't bank on a long lifespan from vinyl you cut yourself. There is a lot more to producing quality vinyl than meets the eye. I looked into doing my own 12" releases in the early 90s when I was big on live remixing (I used to fancy myself a dj at one point). The quality is extremely difficult to maintain without extremely expensive equipment (and proper masters). Still, cutting your own records from something that'll fit on your desk is pretty nice, and you can't beat the sound of fresh vinyl through a good stylus!
    • Re:DAT was a flop? (Score:5, Insightful)

      by emjoi_gently (812227) on Wednesday April 04 2007, @09:24PM (#18615433)
      All over the world, DAT tapes are being inserted into servers for the nightly backup....
      Yeah, but it didn't succeed as a consumer audio product. Good idea, but never caught on.

      Newtons... great devices, a bit ahead of their time. But towards the end of their life, they were starting to get the needed power to be useful. Another generation, and Apple would have gotten there.

      Lisa? Great concept machine. Totally amazed me when I first saw one. But cost too much to sell many. Evolved into a Macintosh.

      OS/2 2.0? A brilliant OS for it's time. It gained a good deal of support. Just not quite enough to survive against the MS beast.

      Dreamcast?

      None of these products were "bad". They were all quite innovative and gained fans, but they just didn't quite crack the economic threshold.
        • by feijai (898706) on Thursday April 05 2007, @10:30AM (#18621399)
          Mmmmmmm. Someone who has never used a Newton before. Behold:

          Whereas technically what killed the Newton was : - ridiculously huge and heavy
          0.9 pounds. 7.25x4.5x.75 in. Smaller and lighter than any UMPC on the market. Fit in a coat pocket.

          - outrageously expensive
          True. $800.

          - bad battery life
          False. My MP2100 gets about three weeks on a charge. And unlike the Palm Pilot, if the Newton ran out of power, it didn't lose anything (it was all in flash).

          * handwriting recognition is something hard, specially given the CPU power available at that form factor
          Ah. Someone who's not used HWR on the Newton before, I see.

          * a handheld device isn't a desktop computer. user expect quick and short task oriented usage. Not firing up MS-Office and waiting it to boot.
          This is the most hilarious one. Thinking that the Newton had PC-style applications! Newton apps are small, specifically task-oriented, and instantaneously available.

          What killed the Newton is that Apple misjudged the market: people didn't want a $800 sophisticated PDA. They wanted a $300 crappy PDA. That's what Palm figured out. Apple was moving there too, about to release a small PDA, before it got Steved.

    • Yeah, I'm a little miffed about that. The PCjr was the first home computer my family had and we had a blast with it. Some of the points in the article are a bit unfair; the wireless keyboard wasn't the only option, we had a wired one with perfectly normal keys. Some of the software was on the bizarre cartridges but most came on perfectly normal 5.25" floppy disks (including the original King's Quest, originally written specifically for the PCjr). Sure, it didn't have a hard drive, but that wasn't very u
    • I Remember Qube (Score:4, Interesting)

      by lenski (96498) on Wednesday April 04 2007, @10:34PM (#18616009)
      My first job out of school. Very cool place. Their polling system consisted of a stack of Data General Nova single board computers, each responsible for polling one supertrunk. They were supervised by a Data General Eclipse (the polling system), which had aggregate responsibility for the entire system.

      There was a separate Eclipse, the "Studio System", which used a high speed interprocessor bus to move polling data to and from the polling system.

      I wrote several of the studio system's technical scripts, which needed to be synchronized with the TV shows.

      QUBE flopped as a technology due mostly to the fact that people are (and were in the late 70's) in the habit of being couch potatoes, rather than interacting through a rather stilted 2-way system.

      QUBE gave two-way cable communications hardware people some pretty good practice in how to run signals both ways through a hierarchical network. Eventually, (with huge improvements, etc.) it led to today's cable modems.

      A cute cultural story: The two-way boxes were designed by Pioneer Electronics (the stereo folks) in Japan. The Japanese engineers had absolutely no idea how quickly Americans would learn to hack the boxes to watch pay-per-view premium content without the box reporting that they had selected premium channels. It turns out that the box was designed to detect channel change events and track the changes, rather than reporting the channel that was currently selected for viewing. The result was that as soon as someone discovered how to disable the change detection logic (with a paper clip), they started watching premium content for free.

      The business management folks had me write a program that statistically analyzed premium purchasing habits, noting (for example) when a given customer transitioned from several months of reasonable amount of premium content, to absolutely zero premium viewing. The program was called "zerobill". Naturally, its capabilities grew in various ways to track a whole range of statistics about viewing habits during the next few years. Eventually, zerobill became *the report* that every manager wanted to see, every morning without fail. I had some *exceptionally early* mornings caused by various bugs and vicissitudes in the database.

      Phone rings...
      Me: (knowing damn well what was coming next) Hello?
      Night operator: "Daily batch died."
      Me: "and..."
      Night operator: "Not sure, it looks like an error."
      Me: "Did it leave a suicide note, or was it just shot in the head?"
      et cetera...

      My best friend and I were not scheduled the evening of the Rundgren concert, and we had a *kickass* time at the concert, including a little while backstage. It was a great time and place to be a young software geek, mixing television and technology.
      • Re:Not a bug. (Score:5, Interesting)

        by fabs64 (657132) <beaufabry+slashdot,org&gmail,com> on Wednesday April 04 2007, @10:48PM (#18616141)
        This is false, a bug causes undefined, undocumented behaviour, had the systems with the Y2K BUG popped up an error message saying "this software is not meant to run past 30/12/1999" as well has having this behaviour documented, then you would be right.
        As it is I'm not aware of any systems that did this.