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The Top 21 Tech Flops
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on Wed Apr 04, 2007 09:01 PM
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from the it-sounded-like-a-good-idea-at-the-time dept.
PetManimal writes "Whatever happened to Digital Audio Tape? Or Circuit City's DIVX program? Or IBM's PCjr. and the PS/1? Computerworld's list of 21 biggest tech flops is an amusing trip down the memory lane of tech failures. Some are obvious (Apple Newton), while others are obscure (Warner Communications' QUBE). Strangely, Y2K didn't make the list."
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Ian Lamont writes "Mike Elgan at ComputerWorld has an interesting analysis of the small computing market, and predicts that the market is primed to take off. He admits that small computers have been tried before and failed ('Every single UMPC device that has been shipped or announced suffers from lousy usability, high prices, poor performance, ill-conceived user interfaces, or any combination of the above') but he points to several recent products — and a rumor — that he says changes the playing field and paves the way for the first-ever successful small computer, from Apple. The products are the iPhone and the iPod touch. The rumor: Apple Insider has sources who claim that Apple is actually working on a 'modern day Newton' to be released in the first half of 2008. The device will supposedly have a version of Mac OS X Leopard and a touch interface, according to Apple Insider. A lot of people just aren't buying it. They point to the fact that the first Newton eventually flopped. A few note that similar Newton II rumors have been trotted out in years past, as well as a high-profile hoax. Nothing ever came of them." Would you buy if the Newton came back?
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Zune (Score:5, Insightful)
If were going to pick on Microsoft (Score:5, Interesting)
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Bob really sucked (Score:5, Funny)
Bob was, however by far the most innovative UI MS ever produced. It just innovated in a direction that nobody wanted to go!
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Re:Bob really sucked (Score:4, Informative)
Unfortunately, Packard Bell [wikipedia.org] wanted to go there.
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What happened to DAT? (Score:5, Informative)
DRM Killed DAT (Score:4, Interesting)
DAT is dead... good.
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Re:DRM Killed DAT (Score:4, Interesting)
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Re:DRM Killed DAT (Score:4, Interesting)
Yes, I have some DAT tapes here that I'm anxious about, as I haven't converted them and me and my pals have all moved on to other tech.
One of DAT's more notorious flaws was its sensitivity to head alignment, so that a tape recorded on one deck wouldn't play on another, sometimes it was sheer voodoo: blood, feathers, dancing cables and hauling decks around.
While the portable Tascams were sweet machines for field recording, they were bulky and $2800 CDN. The next step down in price was $1000 and had no XLR inputs. As far as I'm concerned, we're in an in-between phase: the right replacement for DAT hasn't come along yet, and I just use MiniDV cameras when I need to record in the field. It's a drag, audio should be so much easier than video.
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Re:DRM Killed DAT (Score:4, Informative)
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Why would Y2K make the list? (Score:5, Insightful)
What next? The polio vaccine was a flop, too?
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Re:Why would Y2K make the list? (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:Why would Y2K make the list? (Score:5, Insightful)
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Re:Why would Y2K make the list? (Score:4, Interesting)
Although we'd updated all the computers to a Y2K-compliant version of the OS (IRIX), on one of the machines the (non-Y2K) SCCS binaries had got there by copying rather than a proper install - so the OS upgrade didn't know they were there, and didn't upgrade them to the Y2K fixed versions.
End result: I edited the corrupted SCCS files to fix them, and called a sysadmin to fix the binaries. Two people called in, some developer time lost - it probably cost about 10 geek-hours in total. I think I might have got a few hundred dollars extra pay as well - I can't remember now.
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Y2K?? (Score:5, Insightful)
Dreamcast was not a flop (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:Dreamcast was not a flop (Score:5, Insightful)
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Lisa was a step, not a bomb (Score:3, Interesting)
The other things on the list are dead-ends. Lisa wasn't profitable, but it also wasn't a dead-end.
Re:Lisa was a step, not a bomb (Score:5, Informative)
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Re:Lisa was a step, not a bomb (Score:5, Funny)
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Y2k isn't on the list because it was a success! (Score:3, Funny)
Y2k isn't on the list because it was a HUGE success for the consulting firms that flogged it. (That, and it was the COBOL programmer full employment act for a few years.)
To clarify (Score:3, Informative)
I disagree with Smart Appliances being listed (Score:4, Interesting)
Still the article was a fun read.
DAT, etc. (Score:5, Insightful)
As for the rest of this list, it seems to me that a lot of these entries (Newton, PC jr, VR, Qube) were just inadequate hardware/software implementations of valid concepts. Consider the Newton: ahead of its time, it just needed sufficient CPU/RAM/display tech to become the Palm/Blackberry/smartphone that it should have been. The IBM PC jr was unarguably a flop, but the concept of an affordable home PC lives on in the $299 Dell or $399 Mac Mini. VR was a whole lot of hype (and yes, I bought into it, seeing as I was a 3D animator back in the mid-'90s), but now look at WoW or Second Life. And Qube? One word: TiVo. I realize that Qube was meant to be a more interactive product/service, but the web co-opted the e-commerce aspect of the Qube. I think the only interactivity people want from their TV is to watch what they want when they want.
Finally, the paperless office is not dead. It just smells funny. I worked with a number of law firms and mortgage companies who are carrying decades of paperwork around, and are either using solutions that allow them to scan/index/search/retrieve these documents or are looking for one. It's a really big deal in the real estate industry considering that each mortgage closing generates a package that can be a couple of hundred pages. Multiply that by a typical mortgage company's 2,000 to 10,000 closings a year and consider that these documents need to be retained for as long as thirty years.
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DAT Tapes in a music store... (Score:4, Informative)
Maybe DAT wasn't a huge worldwide phenomenon, but they certainly aren't a "flop"!
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QueCat (Score:5, Insightful)
Ahead of Time Flop (Score:5, Interesting)
2. Virtual Reality. This hasn't happened
DAT (Score:5, Insightful)
Absolute Rubbish (Score:5, Informative)
DAT has been a staple of industry professionals for ages. As an indie filmmaker, I've found cheap digital audio equipment which is supposed to be superior to be rather poor in comparison. I'd kill to have good DAT equipment.
eBook readers are perhaps a flop in that few will invest a device that does solely that, but eBooks as a whole gain in popularity every year.
The PCjr entered an area when IBM-based PCs had hardly become the norm, and many critics believed a personal computer in the home would never become a reality. It was a step in the right direction, and people forget that there were MANY alternatives back then. The fact that 99% of home computers are based on IBM standards today is not a flop.
Internet Currency? Last time I checked there are several "points" programs on the web where you can earn and use points that aren't currency themselves. This business model still operates today. Furthermore, the concept of a firm handling transactions across multiple borders for online currency paved the way for one of the most successful websites ever, Ebay/Paypal.
Just as the article states, Iridium is still in business.
Bob was a flop, and one I commonly mock. However I promise you, that the concept will be revisited and better marketed the second time around. Honestly, I imagine that Second Life will become, or inspire the next generation of Bob, allowing us all to make virtual spaces, which in turn will link to applications and activities within this virtual world.
The NetPC? I still know people who own Web TV, and the market might have continued if Microsoft hadn't bought them out. People forget that Net PC devices were a threat to people whose business depended on the PC model. People also still make homemade Net PCs out of things like XBoxes and such.
Push technology? The article fails to mention that while Desktop channels were obtrusive and filled with advertiser content, this concept is very successful today. RSS feeds, AJAX technology and the like are very much staples of today's web. The article also fails to mention that Push technology preceeded and eventually became streaming media as well, and was largely developed for and by the porn industry. You'd be surprised how much technology comes from the porn industry.
I could go on and on and on, but I have to head out the door.
Re:Absolute Rubbish (Score:5, Insightful)
They just want to make fun of some things they didn't have a use for. They even do a really bad job at it:
So, NeXT was so good it took over Apple and now has the second most popular desktop OS on the planet. And it's a huge success. No, wait it's a failure. No
This article is a flop.
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Segway (Score:5, Interesting)
I'd also like to nominate Windows Vista for the list, but even that might be a little premature.
Print Version (Score:5, Insightful)
http://www.computerworld.com/action/article.do?co
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Re:Print Version (Score:5, Funny)
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Speech recognition (Score:5, Funny)
Over the years, Bill Gates (among others) has repeatedly predicted that speech recognition will be a major form of input, but it hasn't happened yet.
That's not true. I'm posting this comment using a Windows Vista speech recognition software and Dear Aunt, let's set so double the killer delete select all.
Re: (Score:3, Insightful)
Imagine using a computer in a quiet office with a speech recognition. Sounds good, doesn't it? That's the environment of the executive, where it might make sense.
Now imagine your work environment. I'm in an open-plan office here, and I can clearly hear the many people around me, even quite far away. Imagine if they were all talking to their computers!
Yup. Bedlam. Shouting. Not the office of the future, but like a stockmarket o
Newton != Flop (Score:3, Interesting)
FTFA - learn binary please (Score:5, Funny)
In the techno universe, we do binary, and 1 plus 1 will always yield 0 with a 1 in the overflow bin.
SelectaVision anyone? (Score:5, Informative)
But Microsoft Bob had an amazing effect (Score:5, Funny)
An oldie but a goodie: THOR-CD (Score:3, Informative)
Read more here: http://aroundcny.com/technofile/texts/thorcd88.ht
Tablet PCs (Score:4, Insightful)
How about the original MSN (Score:4, Informative)
Re:DAT was a flop? (Score:5, Informative)
It's still the standard way to take music to a mastering house for cutting, and even in the digital domain when people aren't burning data such as
Consider mastering DVD audio with a 48kHz audio sample rate - you can't burn an audio CD at anything except 44.1. And the StellaDAT and some Pioneer decks support 88.2/96k on conventional tapes (use DDS to be sure).
I haven't even started on DDS drives for archival. DATs aren't going away.
P.S. The audio world is waiting for the "killer app" that allows you to stream in an audio DAT faster than real-time. DDS drives read up to 8x, and quite a few drives have audio-capable firmware. Remember when you could first rip a CD faster than it took to play? It seems archaic to pay hundreds an hour for mastering and waste the first hour striping in the album in real time. Perhaps the fact that this hasn't been addressed for a niche market with money to burn indicates that DAT is effectively "unsupported" nowadays..
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Re: (Score:3, Insightful)
I just bought a DAT deck on ebay. But I probably would not have were it not for the fact that my old DAT deck died and I have material on DAT. I suppose I should have saved it on CD or DVD, but I'm not that confident about the longevity of these mediums. Of course, tape will deteriorate as well. I suppose I should just resign myself to eventual non-existence, both of myself and of the artifacts that mark my being here. Bummer.
What are you archiving to? Is there a system for transfering digital data
Re:DAT was a flop? (Score:4, Informative)
Sure is! [vestax.com]. However, I wouldn't bank on a long lifespan from vinyl you cut yourself. There is a lot more to producing quality vinyl than meets the eye. I looked into doing my own 12" releases in the early 90s when I was big on live remixing (I used to fancy myself a dj at one point). The quality is extremely difficult to maintain without extremely expensive equipment (and proper masters). Still, cutting your own records from something that'll fit on your desk is pretty nice, and you can't beat the sound of fresh vinyl through a good stylus!
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Re:DAT was a flop? (Score:5, Insightful)
Yeah, but it didn't succeed as a consumer audio product. Good idea, but never caught on.
Newtons... great devices, a bit ahead of their time. But towards the end of their life, they were starting to get the needed power to be useful. Another generation, and Apple would have gotten there.
Lisa? Great concept machine. Totally amazed me when I first saw one. But cost too much to sell many. Evolved into a Macintosh.
OS/2 2.0? A brilliant OS for it's time. It gained a good deal of support. Just not quite enough to survive against the MS beast.
Dreamcast?
None of these products were "bad". They were all quite innovative and gained fans, but they just didn't quite crack the economic threshold.
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Re:Newton wasn't ahead of its time (Score:4, Interesting)
What killed the Newton is that Apple misjudged the market: people didn't want a $800 sophisticated PDA. They wanted a $300 crappy PDA. That's what Palm figured out. Apple was moving there too, about to release a small PDA, before it got Steved.
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I love you, PCjr (Score:3, Interesting)
I Remember Qube (Score:4, Interesting)
There was a separate Eclipse, the "Studio System", which used a high speed interprocessor bus to move polling data to and from the polling system.
I wrote several of the studio system's technical scripts, which needed to be synchronized with the TV shows.
QUBE flopped as a technology due mostly to the fact that people are (and were in the late 70's) in the habit of being couch potatoes, rather than interacting through a rather stilted 2-way system.
QUBE gave two-way cable communications hardware people some pretty good practice in how to run signals both ways through a hierarchical network. Eventually, (with huge improvements, etc.) it led to today's cable modems.
A cute cultural story: The two-way boxes were designed by Pioneer Electronics (the stereo folks) in Japan. The Japanese engineers had absolutely no idea how quickly Americans would learn to hack the boxes to watch pay-per-view premium content without the box reporting that they had selected premium channels. It turns out that the box was designed to detect channel change events and track the changes, rather than reporting the channel that was currently selected for viewing. The result was that as soon as someone discovered how to disable the change detection logic (with a paper clip), they started watching premium content for free.
The business management folks had me write a program that statistically analyzed premium purchasing habits, noting (for example) when a given customer transitioned from several months of reasonable amount of premium content, to absolutely zero premium viewing. The program was called "zerobill". Naturally, its capabilities grew in various ways to track a whole range of statistics about viewing habits during the next few years. Eventually, zerobill became *the report* that every manager wanted to see, every morning without fail. I had some *exceptionally early* mornings caused by various bugs and vicissitudes in the database.
Phone rings...
Me: (knowing damn well what was coming next) Hello?
Night operator: "Daily batch died."
Me: "and..."
Night operator: "Not sure, it looks like an error."
Me: "Did it leave a suicide note, or was it just shot in the head?"
et cetera...
My best friend and I were not scheduled the evening of the Rundgren concert, and we had a *kickass* time at the concert, including a little while backstage. It was a great time and place to be a young software geek, mixing television and technology.
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Re:Not a bug. (Score:5, Interesting)
As it is I'm not aware of any systems that did this.
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