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All Things iPhone

Posted by samzenpus on Wed Jun 27, 2007 07:31 PM
from the first-of-many dept.
With the iPhone release coming soon there is no shortage of stories being submitted. Here is an overview of all of its features and specifics on its technical workings. A list of applications is out and still growing. There are warnings however that some applications and peripherals won't be ready or compatible in time for the release. Finally with all the hype associated with the iPhone, we have a reminder of some previous Apple products that ended with a whimper instead of a roar.
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  • I'm buying.. Friday. (Score:5, Informative)

    by adam (1231) * on Wednesday June 27 2007, @07:34PM (#19670337)
    It seems TFS has now been corrected from the mysterious future, but I took the time to compose my oh-so-informative post, so I'm going forward anyway, haha. Unless Samzenpus is in Australia (where it wouldn't be night right now), it's still the 27th, which is the night before the night before the iPhone is released. That extra "night before" missing from TFS might seem inconsequential, but remember kids-- if you're buying an iPhone, don't get off work early [thurs] TOMORROW night, get off work early on Friday June 29 [apple.com] to get in line [macnn.com] in time [macnn.com].

    I'm going to send one of our employees to get in line (for myself and three others) around noon, heh. Sure, I wish it had GPS and 3G, but since I'm coming from a BB8700, which doesn't have GPS (nor 3G), nor did my Treo before that, I'll live. And so far I'm encouraged by the reviews from Pogue and Mossberg (etc) discussed here [slashdot.org] yesterday. I've been closely watching engadget (etc), and believe the reviews to confirm that many of those sites (such as engadget) spreading negative rumors like "two thumb touchscreen typing was impossible to do, and our anonymous source gave up after a day or two" are really just sensational speculation for driving viewers to the site. It seems the screen takes some getting used to, but not nearly on the level that some "anonymous sources" have characterized. I'm also a bit disappointed in the family pricing.. it's not considerably cheaper for my own phone + my partner's on the same plan, versus individual plans. If they had made corporate/family pricing a little more attractive, I'd be inclined to buy some for our employees. The paltry 200 txt msgs standard to each plan is also annoying (so now I'll have to drop $10 or $20 per phone for extra). But even still, I'm firmly in the demographic that is willing to pay extra for the phone, the service, just for the UI (and non-crashyness) that Apple will bring to the table. This will hopefully have a very nice positive net effect-- I suspect most iPhone users will be very happy, and all other companies will now be pushed to improve their products or lose customers.
    • by Oscar_Wilde (170568) on Wednesday June 27 2007, @07:45PM (#19670449) Homepage
      Samzenpus is in Australia (where it wouldn't be night right now), it's still the 27th, which is the night before the night before the iPhone is released. That extra "night before" missing from TFS might seem inconsequential, but remember kids-- if you're buying an iPhone, don't get off work early [thurs] TOMORROW night, get off work early on Friday June 29 to get in line in time.
       
      ... I am in Australia. Hello from the future. Tomorrow is Friday but the iPhone wont be out until the end of next year in the land of the antipodeans.
       
      Erm, I think I'm supposed to put a "you insensitive clod" in there someplace...
    • by itwerx (165526) <itwerx@gmail.com> on Wednesday June 27 2007, @08:46PM (#19670927) Homepage
      The paltry 200 txt msgs standard to each plan is also annoying (so now I'll have to drop $10 or $20 per phone for extra). But even still, I'm firmly in the demographic that is willing to pay extra for the phone, the service, just for the UI (and non-crashyness) that Apple will bring to the table.

      As something of an Apple fanboi myself, I'm actually going to wait awhile, maybe a really long while, for the simple reason that the data rate with EDGE absolutely sucks and Cingular's signal coverage is pitiful. I love the UI, I've been drooling over this thing since I first heard about it, but I'm not about to drop $500 on a phone I can't actually use productively in the real world. It's almost painful to watch this unfold; I so wish Apple had gone with Sprint or Verizon or almost anybody except Cingular (well, okay, T-Mobile would have been worse). And with a 5-year exclusivity no less!?! Egads, wtf is the Jobster smoking?
      • by Baricom (763970) on Thursday June 28 2007, @02:24AM (#19672885)
        Some of the iPhone's features (such as visual voicemail) require fairly significant architectural changes at the carrier, so whatever carrier Apple went with would have some hefty demands to ensure the investment paid off. I'm sure the 5-year deal was one of AT&T's terms.

        Keep in mind that Apple did approach Verizon first; Verizon turned it down.
      • by adam (1231) * on Wednesday June 27 2007, @08:45PM (#19670911)
        I mentioned the negatives because I figured the positive were obvious-- they're the details we've all known for a while, and the ones that get most exposure in the 34838483 stories on /. and elsewhere. The negatives you hear, well, on many sites like Engadget, these are often spurious, or at best they're speculations. The negatives I pointed out really do exist, but aren't the end of the world (for me), and I figured maybe other readers would want to hear my take. I don't consider the price a negative. I spent $500 on my blackberry, and around $700 on my Treo (back in the day), so Apple's price is right about what I'm willing to pay for a good smartphone.

        "except for the select few reviewers that have actually used an iPhone can know that the UI is better"

        Anyone who had watched the apple tour video [apple.com] can tell you the UI is lightyears ahead of Blackberry, Treo, etc. Even the commercials make this apparent. And as I said, I'm willing to put some faith in certain reviewers (Pogue, etc), and they have all said positive things about the majority of the phone's features.

        "How anyone could be sure that the iPhone doesn't crash as "often" as existing smart phones on the market is beyond me"

        My Treo would endure around 3-5 crashes PER DAY. My blackberry doesn't crash, but has gotten considerable slower over time, and freezes occasionally (and this always seems to be at the exact wrong moment). I am not someone who grants corporations a lot of faith, but Apple is one of the few who has earned my faith. They're products aren't know for being cheap, but their UI and industrial design are both industry leading, and stability is an important factor to them. This is evidenced in the lack of third party apps-- that's what causes many other phones crash 10 times a day (instead of the normal once or twice if you're only using the native apps). Apple has earned enough credit with me that I'm willing to stake $500 on their product being solid. Apple doesn't have the best reputation for 1st gen devices, but I've had no issues with my Macbook Pro, so I'm willing to take that "gamble" again.. some aren't. Incidentally, the only other company that I can think of that I've decided to buy a product without even seeing it in person, was my Lotus, and that was for the same reasons. And I was very happy I made the purchase.

        "How can you know that the iPhone is worth the money or even decent?"

        I can't "KNOW" anything about the iPhone, really. What I do "KNOW" is that apple has, in the past, built many products I am very happy with, and has earned a reputation for quality. So yes, it's a gamble, but I believe the odds are handicapped in my favor. Incidentally, if you're tempted to call me an Apple zealot.. I'm making this post from an Opteron box running XP64 Corp. I tend to believe in the right tool for the right job-- in this case, I don't feel like the blackberry is the right tool for me, and even if the iPhone isn't [exactly] either, it's as close as anything will be for a while.
        • by bjourne (1034822) on Wednesday June 27 2007, @08:56PM (#19671003)
          Anyone who had watched the apple tour video can tell you the UI is lightyears ahead of Blackberry, Treo, etc. Even the commercials make this apparent. And as I said, I'm willing to put some faith in certain reviewers (Pogue, etc), and they have all said positive things about the majority of the phone's features.

          That is called "advertising." [wikipedia.org] Anyone who have watched the trailers for Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End can tell you that that is an awesome movie. Suckers queued in line for that product too.
        • Re: (Score:3, Informative)

          Anyone who had watched the apple tour video can tell you the UI is lightyears ahead of Blackberry, Treo, etc. Even the commercials make this apparent.

          Oh, come on! Go back and read and re-read that sentence and ask yourself how ridiculous it sounds.

          These are the same commercials that show someone clicking a button, and getting directions to a seafood restaurant nearby. Except we know that the phone doesn't have GPS. How does it know this? Oh, yes, you need to show Google Maps where you are. That bit was c

            • by Afecks (899057)

              So check the post you are responding to before you throw aroudn baseless assertions.

              Irony called. He wants to see you in his office IMMEDIATELY.
            • by fbjon (692006) on Thursday June 28 2007, @02:31AM (#19672909) Homepage Journal

              But the end user will have thier home city (or even office) set as a default location. That is a very realistic presentation of a typical user expereince with the device.
              Uh, wow.


              Monday: "I wonder what restaurants can be found around my work place, where I go every day..."
              Tuesday: "I wonder what restaurants can be found around my work place, where I go every day..."

              It sounds rather kludgy from my point of view. Revolutionary would be if it already had all the info, gathered based on my location, and I just hit a button: "food" and it gives a couple of arrows I can follow to get to different kinds of food, based on my preferences. Or "Kill time: 30 min", and it gives a few small galleries, cafés, and nice parks (depending on weather). That's a feature worth talking about.

      • Re: (Score:3, Interesting)

        by shmlco (594907)
        Rumor also has it that they're going to pass out numbered armbands as the line builds. So the "friend" standing in line will only get one band, hence one number, hence cutting in won't be possible... nor, as you suggest, smart.
  • by Ub3rT3Rr0R1St (920830) on Wednesday June 27 2007, @07:37PM (#19670357)
    With the iPhone release coming soon there is no shortage of stories being submitted. No shortage?! That's a gross understatement. I think I have just been convinced by this latest iPhone plug that things are going overboard.

    We know the features, we know the controversy, we know EVERYTHING.

    Just let the damn thing come. This is more than gratuitous splurge on a product. It's downright unnecessary.
    I'm looking forward to this thing as much as the next guy, but come on, enough with the iPhone articles. It's getting redundant.
  • by Lumpy (12016) on Wednesday June 27 2007, @07:40PM (#19670391) Homepage
    Will it blend?

    let's find out here [willitblend.com]

    I cant WAIT for them to destroy an iPhone.
      • by Kalriath (849904) on Wednesday June 27 2007, @08:10PM (#19670681)
        WillItBlend is a site run by a blender company, Blendtec. They have successfully blended some iPods in their blender (they always use the same one, and it's actually just a consumer grade one) before.

        Oh, and because mentioning blending iPods in a blender WILL get you -10,000,000 Overrated (to dodge metamoderation!) here on Slashdot, they HAVE also blended Windows CDs. They make a really cool sparkly powder (over-expensive glitter?), though I still think microwaving CDs is way cooler.
  • Enough is Enough (Score:4, Insightful)

    by kaos07 (1113443) on Wednesday June 27 2007, @07:40PM (#19670403)
    I think I speak for a lot of people of when I say that we're sick of hearing about the bloody iPhone. Who cares if it's super-dooper good, it's just another phone.
  • by nuckin futs (574289) on Wednesday June 27 2007, @07:50PM (#19670513)
    The itunes phone was not their work. It was motorola's. You could tell because Steve Jobs spent 2 seconds introducing it, and that's it. he didn't sell it like all the other Apple products he introduces.
    The Newton is still being used by some, and is more powerful than some PDAs on the market right now.
    The original iMac...they sold millions of units and brought Apple back from the dead.
    The cube was just overpriced, but it was well designed, and it's a collector's item now.
    • by porcupine8 (816071) on Wednesday June 27 2007, @09:36PM (#19671291) Journal
      I remember when the ROKR came out, everyone was saying immediately that not only would it be a flop, but that Apple had put little effort into it because they wanted it to be a flop. Because then, they would be justified when they say "See? The cel phone guys can't do this right, we obviously have to make one ourselves."

      And now it seems they were possibly right... So even if it was a flop, it's not clear that that wasn't exactly what Apple wanted.

  • Too bad (Score:5, Funny)

    by nytes (231372) on Wednesday June 27 2007, @07:54PM (#19670545) Homepage
    I'll be too busy playing with my new copy of the GPL v3 to bother with the iPhone.

    This was pretty poor timing by Apple.
  • Redundancy? (Score:4, Funny)

    by DefenderThree (920248) on Wednesday June 27 2007, @08:00PM (#19670603)

    All Things iPhone
    You mean Slashdot?
  • by Jay Maynard (54798) on Wednesday June 27 2007, @08:08PM (#19670671) Homepage
    There are two deal-breakers for me with the iPhone: It has to sync with Exchange directly (no, not just IMAP, but calendaring as well), and it must work with my car's Bluetooth module. The former is because that's the only way I'll get my boss to let me get one instead of a Blackberry; the latter is because no $600 phone, no matter how insanely great, will get me to get rid of a $45K car.
    • by Volanin (935080) on Wednesday June 27 2007, @08:34PM (#19670839)
      Also important to mention are the things the iPhone DOESN'T do.
      (Not bashing the product, I really have high hopes for it.)

      What the iPhone Doesn't Have:

      - Songs as Ringtones
      - Games
      - Any flash support
      - Instant Messaging
      - Picture messages (MMS)
      - Video recording
      - Voice recognition or voice dialing
      - Wireless Bluetooth Stereo Streaming (A2DP)
      - One-size-fits-all headset jack (May have to buy an adapter for certain headphones)

      Stuff we already knew it didn't have:

      - 3G (EV-DO/HSDPA)
      - GPS
      - A real keyboard
      - Removable battery
      - Expandable Storage
      - Direct iTunes Music Store Access (Over Wi-Fi or EDGE)

      Source:
      http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/apple/what-the-iphone-d oesnt-have-272571.php [gizmodo.com]
      • by mr_matticus (928346) on Wednesday June 27 2007, @08:59PM (#19671019)

        One-size-fits-all headset jack (May have to buy an adapter for certain headphones)
        Versus the 2.5mm stupid-ass jack on Windows Mobile devices? I'll take my chances with the fully standard minijack.

        Songs as Ringtones - Games
        We don't know that. In the introductory videos, there was a ringtones tab in iTunes. The iTunes store for the iPhone hasn't been launched yet, so who knows what sorts of games and additional apps will become available.

        - Instant Messaging - Picture messages (MMS)
        Why would you need either of those with an internet connection? Why pay 25 cents for a stupid MMS message when you can just send a friggin email?

        - A real keyboard
        So? Notebooks don't have real mice. People get over it--all the reviewers have.

        I'm sure the battery will be replaceable for anyone with five minutes, just like the iPod is now. It would be strange to expect any differently of a small Apple device. 3G isn't a practical expectation or a useful feature given that this is a GSM device. If you want a 3G phone, wait for a later version, to be launched around the time AT&T has a useful 3G network to take advantage of it.

        It is not Jesus. It is not sex. It's just a handheld electronic device. But damn, if people don't try to find any little thing to put on a 'con' list. Some of this stuff just doesn't make sense--what is their reasonable base of comparison? Why not add "it doesn't run Windows" to the list? It's like someone put this whole thing together without even stopping to consider that there might be alternatives to some of these "essential" features.
        • by frdmfghtr (603968) on Wednesday June 27 2007, @11:01PM (#19671789)

          - Instant Messaging - Picture messages (MMS)
          Why would you need either of those with an internet connection? Why pay 25 cents for a stupid MMS message when you can just send a friggin email?
          Because the recipient is receiving the MMS on a cellphone.
        • Re: (Score:3, Insightful)

          by dunkelfalke (91624)

          Versus the 2.5mm stupid-ass jack on Windows Mobile devices? I'll take my chances with the fully standard minijack.

          sorry? my windows mobile phone has got a standard 3.5mm jack and i use my sennheiser headphones with it.

          Why would you need either of those with an internet connection? Why pay 25 cents for a stupid MMS message when you can just send a friggin email?

          because it is a "friggin" phone and it should be able to communicate with other phones, not only with computers. gsm phones can do messaging for lot

      • by fredmosby (545378) on Wednesday June 27 2007, @09:39PM (#19671303)
        A real keyboard

        None of the other phones come with a real keyboard either.
  • by Tibor the Hun (143056) on Wednesday June 27 2007, @08:21PM (#19670777)
    I know I may be late to the party here with 44 coments already posted, but for all you naysayers, here is why we are excited about the iPhone:

    The bar is being raised right now for the cellphone industry, and being raised well.
    This is the industry that has bent us over for so long, with unusable features, overpriced gadgets that don't deliver on what they promised, and ease of use of a manual lawn-mower.

    No, iPhone is not the cure for cancer, but it is making the cell manufacturers and networks change the way they do their business.
    After months of being out on the market, the "Chocolate" cellphone will get capability to have songs transfered from the computer. This is not a win for Apple, but a win for the consumer, who without Apple was at the mercy of PHBs and middle management making decisions about how their cellphones should work.

    This happened at least one time before... Remember what happened to Exploder once FireFox came out? Oh, well crap, yeah, here's your IE 7 all of a sudden, sorry you had to endure 7 years of exploder 6, no tabs, millions of infections and popups, but we really thought that's what the consumers wanted.

    Like I said, the bar is being raised, and it's good to see Nokia, Motorolla and especially the carriers bend over and take it where the sun don't shine from Apple.
    • Re: (Score:3, Insightful)

      This is the industry that has bent us over for so long, with unusable features, overpriced gadgets that don't deliver on what they promised, and ease of use of a manual lawn-mower.
      This is just hilarious. You can't judge if a product delivers on its promises before it's been delivered. And apparently, the solution to expensive gadgets an even more expensive gadget!
    • by olddotter (638430) on Wednesday June 27 2007, @09:51PM (#19671381) Homepage
      Yes. I'm not going to go out an buy one day one, but for YEARS I have wanted Apple to get into the cell phone market. The reason is simple, each generation of new cell phones just prove that user interfaces can get worse .

        Every new phone I have gotten has been harder and harder to use. Apple knows how to make a simple user interface. I want that in a phone. And even if I never buy and Apple, because they are in the market others will be forced to think about the user interface. That is a huge win for me.

      • Re: (Score:3, Interesting)

        I don't understand the iphone hype, other than the pretty screen and possibly sexy interface. I have had my treo 650P for a while, and it does what I need. Phone, PDA, MP3, Internet, Word, Excel, PDF, Camera. And I just found a program that allows for stereo bluetooth. The rocker works for navigation and I can thumb type pretty darn well.

        and you get the added benefit of being able to take off the battery cover and stick the stylus in the reset slot in the dark by memory because you've become so familiar w

          • Re: (Score:3, Interesting)

            by stewbacca (1033764)
            Please explain your source for these 6 clicks. I'll give you a source where it takes one push to call somebody (apple.com). Having only seen demos and the commercials, I can only think of 4 clicks to call somebody, if the phone is completely in the off configuration. 1-turn the switch on the top to "on", 2-slide your finger to unlock the screen, 3-choose phone, 4-dial.

            What you won't see ANYWHERE on the iPhone is confusing drop-down menus, deeply rooted sub-menus, and the hierarchal, linear constraints

          • by Tibor the Hun (143056) on Wednesday June 27 2007, @10:48PM (#19671731)
            It's not really about the grandma any more. Grandma doesn't want an iPhone, I'm (pretty) sure. It's the younger, or even middle aged people who would really really like to have a phone that is for once easy to use and is useful as well.

            You know what happens when a person buys an Apple computer? They start using iPhoto to organize their digital photos. They start using the iMovie and iDVD to make movies. All of a sudden they do all the things they were supposed to be able to do on their PCs. I know this because my sister and about a half a dozen other people who switched are doing it.
            So all of a sudden now, they see their computers as appliances that are actually useful and easy to use too.

            Same will happen with the iPhone.

            I'm sure that my shitty Motorlla has an address book function in it somewhere. And it charges via a USB port. But you know what, I can't for the life of me figure out if I can move my contacts onto it. Hell I don't even know where the address book on it is! But I only have 2 college degrees, so maybe I don't meet Motorolla's requirements for a cellphone license.
  • iPerbole: (Score:3, Interesting)

    by damian cosmas (853143) on Wednesday June 27 2007, @08:40PM (#19670863)
  • by Roblimo (357) on Wednesday June 27 2007, @08:43PM (#19670887) Homepage Journal
    iPhone? Who cares about the iPhone, already? I want a jPhone [aish.com], if only for the Schnapps!
  • SSH (Score:4, Insightful)

    by SCHecklerX (229973) <slshdt@freefall.homeip.net> on Wednesday June 27 2007, @08:46PM (#19670923) Homepage
    putty is available on symbian. Will the iphone have anything as useful?
  • by mattgreen (701203) on Wednesday June 27 2007, @11:16PM (#19671931)
    1. Camp out for iPhone in an area with a LOT of people waiting. Must be first in line.
    2. Buy iPhone at 6PM.
    3. Smash it on the pavement in front of everyone.
    4. Post video on website and make a bazillion dollars.
  • by Mia'cova (691309) on Wednesday June 27 2007, @11:23PM (#19671975)
    From AT&T's description of their $20/month 'unlimited' (excludes international/roaming) SMS texting plan:

    Messaging Unlimited
    You have the freedom to message any way to any one - text, picture, video and IM - without worrying what each message costs. That means every message counts the same. You can send and receive ANY combination of messages. Want to send all picture messages? No problem. All IMs? Go ahead and chat away - send and receive messages for less than pennies per day!
    What does "less than pennies per day" mean? What does that even mean?!! Okay, when I think "pennies," I don't think 66 of them. At that point, I think we're talking "quarters per day" not "less than pennies per day." Is $0.99/min roaming "pennies per minute?"

    Added to the fact that the links throughout their rates site keep casually dumping you back to voice-plan information as you navigate between sections and such, they're really pissing me off by making information as hard as possible to find AND read. Anything that doesn't read like it came from a lawyer may as well be an outright lie it's so misleading.

    I can't wait to get charged for incoming messages every weekend while roaming in Canada.. at least with WiFi I can finally dodge data-rate raping (otherwise 50kb/$1, perhaps $1-2 per page view these days! YouTube? I'm scared it'll unlock and I'll bump the icon in my pocket..)

    When AT&T coughs up their next north america plan, I damned well better be able to switch to it. If I can't, that'd be a deal-breaker.

    And yes, I use all the skype like tricks whenever possible... too bad I can't do wifi+skype on the iphone. But it's their misleading advertising I want to bring up rather than starting a skype/whatever thread.

    Oh well, hopefully only another few years of this bullshit until we're able to get all this for free wherever an internet connection is available. I suppose we've all been thinking that for a while..

    Oh well. I'll give it a shot on friday and if the new shinyness isn't truly worth the massive massive additional cost, I will be returning this phone.
      • Re: (Score:3, Interesting)

        by Mia'cova (691309)
        Nothing of the level of skype is technically possible with the developer support they've offered. You won't be able to work around it. The web-apps they're supporting are little more than very basic web pages. You don't even get javascript support (so no AJAX apps), let alone anything a little more sophisticated like flash. They've made very big talk out of an undisclosed programming interfaces they've suggested. This will allow access to some information like your address book. These will in no way, shape,
  • the iMac craze (Score:5, Insightful)

    by fishboy (81833) <pieter AT blokker DOT ca> on Thursday June 28 2007, @01:27AM (#19672603) Homepage
    Good lord, the article about Apple flops mentions the iMac as a failure, even though the original series was the best-selling desktop computer of all time and basically heralded an age of all-in-one computers. He even states "iMac, great computer, but when was the last time you saw one? That craze died pretty fast" For chrissakes they still make the bloody things. Yeah, yeah, he was talking about the original ones, but for crying out loud, that was more than five years ago. The craze died out because they discontinued that model. Idiot.
    • Re:the iMac craze (Score:5, Insightful)

      by stewbacca (1033764) on Thursday June 28 2007, @01:50AM (#19672703)
      Yeah, a memento mori is probably the worst article I've read in awhile. Talk about living in an alternate universe (and getting paid to write about what you don't know!). Although the first mighty mouse has only been released lately, I've been using 2,4,8 whatever-button mouses on Macs since, what, OS 7.6, circa 1995? Hell it might have been even earlier than that. I don't buy Macs for the bundled mouse. Nor do I buy PCs for the mouse that they come with. Logitech makes some pretty nice input devices for around $50 that work with Macs (on a couple of times even better on my Mac, as my PC had problems identifying the USB port back in the early days of PC and USB).

      The ROKR? That's all you got? Come on, any moron can see that that is a Motorola phone with a weak attempt to paint an Apple logo on the side. It probably had more to do with the Apple/Motorola fall out and tying up any loose business ends before they cut ties with each other.

      When is the last time you've seen an iMac? That question alone should get the author fired. Well, I'm typing on a 20" Intel iMac as we speak. It is my first iMac, because I never saw the allure of a transparent bowling ball on my desktop, nor a white platic lamp. Also, it is only as of recently that computers have slowed down enough for me to be comfortable with an all-in-one. I'm still cruising with a 1999 G4 and have never upgraded anything (other than a cpu speed bump up to 800 from 350). Why pay for the "upgradability" if my recent past shows I don't upgrade?

      The author could have at least said the clam-shell iBooks were a flop, based on the logic of poor sales. Didn't only 13 year old girls buy those things?

      I don't recall the Newton being a flop either. I recall lawyers and doctors loving the thing, and Apple not being able to make enough of them. Just because average Joe consumer doesn't buy something (too expensive for them) doesn't make it a flop. There are some circles (albeit small) that still laud the capabilities of that thing. A better FLOP example would be those eBook school computer thingies they were trying to push on everyone (foget what they are called, you know..the ones with the mono green screens in an era of cheap and easy 32-bit color?)

      The Cube can be classified as a flop, only because it was poorly designed and overheated. Sales figures were based more in its propensity to incinerate its self moreso than the high price tag. The high price tag is bunk because people where buying $3000 Powerbooks left and right (myself included).

      Eworld was bundled with Performas. No surpise that it faded out, because dial-up one-stop Internet points like AOL and Prodigy were also dying out at the same time. Apple didn't see the point in continuing an outdated Internet access model.

      Here's an Apple flop for you..their QuickTake digital cameras. Those things were expensive and not suitable for the target market of creative professionals.

    • Re:Will it (Score:5, Funny)

      by Titoxd (1116095) on Wednesday June 27 2007, @07:39PM (#19670385) Homepage
      No, but if you put a MacBook over your crotch, that will cook your eggs.
    • Re:Will it (Score:4, Insightful)

      by ruiner13 (527499) on Wednesday June 27 2007, @07:49PM (#19670499) Homepage
      No, but the video link that is up on CNN/Money [cnn.com] right now is speculating that it might land you a date [cnn.com].

      As an Apple fan, even I am finding the level of coverage of this thing to be ridiculous. There are no less than 5 headlines about the iPhone on that page alone. The #*$(# thing isn't even out yet! For this much hype, you'd think it came with 3 5-star hookers and a brick of cocaine straight from colombia.
      • Re:Will it (Score:5, Funny)

        by Mattintosh (758112) on Wednesday June 27 2007, @07:59PM (#19670587)
        For this much hype, you'd think it came with 3 5-star hookers and a brick of cocaine straight from colombia

        And even if it did, there would be anti-fanbois that complain that it lacked the necessary rolled c-note to snort the coke and that the Treo 576Whatever843 comes with 5 hookers and certificates guaranteeing them to be disease-free. And the Crackberry has crack instead, and a server that sends you more over a proprietary protocol without the need to go to a dealer to get refills.

        I do agree that the post rate for iPhone stories is getting absurd, though. Only 2 more days and the wait will be over... the wait for everyone to stop posting their random idiotic speculation about how good/bad/shiny it's going to be!

        Can I get an "Amen"?
        • Re:Will it (Score:4, Insightful)

          by ruiner13 (527499) on Wednesday June 27 2007, @08:12PM (#19670717) Homepage

          Only 2 more days and the wait will be over... the wait for everyone to stop posting their random idiotic speculation about how good/bad/shiny it's going to be!
          Yeah, then it will only be "hands-on" reports and stories about how someone figured out how to crack the OS and load software while it is docked (which I don't doubt you'll be able to do unless Apple physically separated the OS part of the drive from the iPod part). I don't see any shortage of stories on it for at least a month.
          • Re:Will it (Score:5, Funny)

            by earnest murderer (888716) on Wednesday June 27 2007, @08:45PM (#19670921)
            Don't forget the obligitory release day stories... I spiked it like a football and it scratched, what a POS! EDGE netwrok overrun by too much iPhone traffiic. iPhone exclusive Flicr group. Dropped my iPhone in the toilet, it still works. Dropped my iPhone in the toilet, it doesn't work. Lifehacker will have their 10 secret features of the iPhone article. Since no one reads manuals no one will notice that it's basically the getting started guide in HTML. Gizmodo... iPhone sells out in one day, geeks enraged. macroumors... Apple iPhone 2.0 sports 3g, 16GB storage and 3rd party apps for $299. Engadget... iPhone DOA return rate unprecidented. And last but not least... IT BLENDS!!!
      • Re: (Score:3, Funny)

        by jdray (645332)
        I am in ur iPhone, diggin thru ur data!
    • Re: (Score:3, Funny)

      by Anonymous Coward
      Man (Eric Idle): You sit here, dear.

      Wife (Graham Chapman in drag): All right.

      Man (to Waitress): Morning!

      Waitress (Terry Jones, in drag as a bit of a rat-bag): Morning!

      Man: Well, what've you got?

      Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and iPhone; egg bacon and iPhone; egg bacon sausage and iPhone; iPhone bacon sausage and iPhone; iPhone egg iPhone iPhone bacon and iPhone; iPhone sausage iPhone iPhone bacon iPhone tomato and iPhone;

      Vikings (starting to chant): iPhone iPhone iPhone iP
    • by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday June 27 2007, @07:56PM (#19670563)
      The more hype I see and hear about the iPhone, the more it reminds me of the hype surrounding the Segway
       
      Except, you know, people actually want the iPhone and cell phones are useful. Who actually wanted a Segway and thought it would be good for more than looking like a sidewalk surfing idiot.
    • Re: (Score:3, Interesting)

      It has been confirmed that the iPhone can stream audio and video using the H.264 codec through Safari.