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Ballmer Calls Android a "Press Release"
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on Thu Nov 08, 2007 08:34 AM
from the laugha-while-you-can dept.
from the laugha-while-you-can dept.
Bergkamp10 writes "Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer tried to shoot down Google's new mobile platform at a press conference in Tokyo. Ballmer called Android a mere 'press release' at present, and said the mobile platform market is 'Microsoft's world.' Ballmer dodged requests to comment on specifics of the Android software platform, preferring instead to highlight the successes of the Windows Mobile platform which he said is on 150 different handsets and is available from over 100 different mobile operators. 'Well of course their efforts are just some words on paper right now, it's hard to do a very clear comparison [with Windows Mobile],' Ballmer said. 'Right now they have a press release, we have many, many millions of customers, great software, many hardware devices and they're welcome in our world,' he added."
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Vaporware? (Score:4, Funny)
Ballmer called Android a mere 'press release' at present
That's rich, coming from one of the greatest producers of vaporware in the world.
Re:Vaporware? (Score:5, Interesting)
That's rich, coming from one of the greatest producers of vaporware in the world.
Be that as it may, Windows Mobile is in widespread use and Android isn't yet. I have little doubt that it will be adopted with great speed, but currently Mr Ballmer does have a point.
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Re:Vaporware? (Score:5, Insightful)
As an ex-user of Windows Mobile and now on Symbian, I'd say the market is still wide open for someone who can do it well.
WinCE is still crash-prone, clumsy and ugly on a handheld. Symbian is more stable and looks better, but still has glitches, and is much harder to develop for. Apple iPhone's locked down nature isn't suited to creating a new mobile software ecosystem, so if Google gets this right, they may have a new wave to ride.
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Re: (Score:3, Interesting)
I used to always believe that Open Source was a neat thing, and a good idea... But not terribly effective at being cutting edge. That has changed lately, at least in my eyes, and I see OS taking over. Compiz on Kubuntu is very, very nice, if not yet perfect. I can do things on it that make my Mac co-workers a bit jealous (Yakuake, desktop cube, scribbling on the screen) and it's getting better all the time. ATI has been releasing their
Re:Vaporware? (Score:5, Insightful)
The fact is, open-source is a highly efficient way to collaboratively develop software. It is a great framework for collaboration on a corporate level: it's simple and lightweight, with no complicated corporate agreements and resulting conflicts of interest. This is what Google is trying to accomplish here. If a few of the major 5-10 handset vendors gets serious and hires a few developers to push this platform along, it will quickly surpass anything Microsoft or Symbian can come up with, simply because the handset vendors know how to make phones and Microsoft doesn't. Google is just trying to kick-start the process.
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Re:Vaporware? (Score:4, Informative)
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Re:Vaporware? (Score:4, Insightful)
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That's rich, coming from one of the greatest producers of vaporware in the world.
Be that as it may, Windows Mobile is in widespread use and Android isn't yet.
Apparently Windows mobile has a little more presence on phones than Linux has on the desktop. "Widespread use" doesn't seem to be a very good way of characterising it.
Granted Windows Mobile has seen the Real World (tm) and has even been through a number of iterations which made it somewhet better (hopefully). It also has the theoretical advantage of being able to communicate more easily with the dominant desktop system and to share applications with it with a recompile (and possibly a few tweakings).
Note h
Re:Vaporware? (Score:5, Insightful)
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Re:Vaporware? (Score:4, Funny)
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Re:Vaporware? (Score:5, Funny)
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Does anyone care what Ballmer thinks on this? (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:Does anyone care what Ballmer thinks on this? (Score:5, Insightful)
To sum things up, competition is good and Microsoft is going to get a taste of a company that can do more to mobile platforms than Symbian can (or so I expect).
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Re:Does anyone care what Ballmer thinks on this? (Score:5, Insightful)
Steve is running scared. I'd say that over 75% of the Windows Mobile market consists of handsets manufactured by HTC and Motorola, with a good chunk of the rest being Samsung. Guess what - those two companies are part of Google's OHA. (I can't remember, is Samsung involved? Microsoft is really screwed if they are.)
Steve should shut up and stop attacking Android and figure out how to compete before Microsoft loses one of their largest handset manufacturers.
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Re:Does anyone care what Ballmer thinks on this? (Score:5, Insightful)
Nice astroturf attempt, but too many people here have tried to use Windows Mobile handhelds.
Their software is not good. It's not stable. It's resource hungry. The interface is intrusive and ugly. The only advantage for users of the platform is the development tools available.
If Palm hadn't dropped the ball, Google might have had a fight on their hands. As it is, the field's open.
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Re:Does anyone care what Ballmer thinks on this? (Score:5, Interesting)
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delusions of grandeur (Score:5, Interesting)
Have a look at the market share figures:
http://x.msmobiles.com/portal/images/other/symbian-market-share.jpg [msmobiles.com]
Microsoft's worldwide presence is a joke. In fact, Linux is already far more widely used worldwide than Microsoft, Palm, and RIM combined.
And yes, Google's announcement is sort of a press release at the moment.
It's a press release for something that is going to be available in less than a week for developers, with a dozen industry heavyweights behind it. That's not just a press release.
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To be fair (Score:3, Insightful)
Be it corruption, cheating, lies or whatever that got him where he is, the unfortunate fact is that he is there.
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No system is crashproof if you have root access
You can write to
The GP is light on details but you can interpret it as "They found a flaw working as an unprivileged user, and wrote a program exploiting that flaw, crashing the system" or "They wrote a program requiring root acces that would purposefully trash the system".
With the 2nd interpretation, Ballmer didn't prove anything else that "don't run your system as root/admin
Wel... (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Wel... (Score:5, Insightful)
The title of the story made it sound like he said, "Android? That's just a press release, nothing more!"
Instead he made an insightful comment about MS's position in the Mobile OS market compared to Google's.
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Ok - Ballmer's a nut job sure, but is he saying anything absolutely, quantifiably wrong or deceitful
Absolutely, quantifiably wrong? No. Deceitful, maybe. If Google has announced this technology, which has been only rumors for a very long time, you can probably bet that it's more than 'just talk.' Google probably has some code and maybe a prototype. Of course, since Google haven't shown anything, quantifiably, it is just talk.
But he definitely overstates Microsoft's success on the mobile platform. Microsoft, is at best, a bit player on the global stage with Symbian currently dominating.
Re:Wel... (Score:5, Funny)
"Right now they have a press release" means "their design is already better than ours".
"we have many, many millions of customers" means "alot of people are looking for an alternative"
"great software" means "bloated software"
"many hardware devices" means "we're still trying to build a good one"
" and they're welcome in our world" means "they're violating our patents!".
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But how do you fit "surface" in your pocket? (Score:3, Funny)
Anyway, MS doesn't build phone or PC hardware. So any implementation of their "surface" work would have to come from them passing the tech on to their manufacturing partners.
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For a good review of the latest Windows Mobile version 6 on state of the art hardware, see the NYT. http://www.nytimes.com/2007/11/08/technology/personaltech/08pogue.html?ref=business [nytimes.com]
I especially like his simple list of suggestions to Microsoft to fix severe usability problems such as: 'If it takes four presses on the More button just to see everything in the Start menu -- and you provide no direct way to get to the first page from the last -- you need to redesign.'
And... '...over all, it's a shame that such bloated, baffling software runs a phone whose hardware is so close to perfect.'
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Lets translate this (Score:5, Funny)
Right now they have a press release
TRANSLATION: so here is one my own. Their contains dates and promises with a history to back it up. Mine contains nothing.
we have many, many millions of customers
TRANSLATION: we got less then 10% of the market, we are so small Apple might overtake us with just one phone.
great software
TRANSLATION: Oh come one, am I trying to kid. It is the sucks and the only people that use Windows Mobile are those who absolutly have too. If it was so great we wouldn't be such a small player. Really, go to a european or japanese mobile phone dealer and try to find a MS phone. Thank god for our lock on the desktop or we would really be nothing. Curse you blackberry!
many hardware devices
TRANSLATION: we just can't shift them so we keep trying with lots of new devices hoping one day to get it right. Curse you steve jobs for doing it in one!
they're welcome in our world
TRANSLATION: and in our world the sky is pink with polka dots Wheee! I am not crazy, I am an airplane!
So no, nothing he says is actually a lie, it is just... man it is hard to remain serious about this. The symbian one was laughable enough, this is just, it is almost sad.
I have to keep telling myself it is his job to say that and that he probably knows that it is all a big lie, because if he really believes what he says he really needs to seek proffesional help.
Some people point out that he has no choice but to say this, he needs to reasue stockholders. That is true. Up to a point. But if you are a MS stockholder, does this reassure you? Because it just sends up a huge red flag to me that this guy has no clue how to deal with the fact that MS Windows Mobile just ain't doing that well and is now facing two new competitors (Apple and Google) who seem to have a very big clue, wrapper around a stick and are paddling his flabby ass.
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Their world? Yeah right! (Score:4, Interesting)
Re:Their world? Yeah right! (Score:5, Interesting)
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microsoft doesn't make their pdas themselves, they sell the operating system to different oems instead.
What happens... (Score:5, Interesting)
He's always trying to steal the hype (Score:5, Interesting)
He obviously can't upstage them with functionality or stability (I have a Windows Mobile lying on a shelf, gathering dust), so he'll have to try name-calling.
remind me again... (Score:2)
Re:remind me again... (Score:5, Funny)
(grabs advocate_one and pushes him to the floor as a chair whooshes overhead)
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Wow, it must be good (Score:5, Insightful)
First Symbian now Microsoft. It sure has the two competitors in a uproar.
You want to know the really funny thing, although I heard about the google phone, it is through this press release by MS and Symbian I learned that it is called Android and that it was officially announced. Thanks to these nice companies for helping me spot that I missed the original press-release by google itself (surely the world ain't so ironic that the original story never made slashdot?).
Okay, enough fun, on with a serious comment.
Taking bets, when a MS employee leaves to work on the google phone, what will Steve Ballmer throw, shouting "I will fucking bury Google, I failed to do so once, and I will fail to do so again."
Well, yes... (Score:2)
Product release Monday (Score:5, Insightful)
Wasn't Windows CE at one time just a press release (Score:2)
Methinks (Score:5, Insightful)
MS accusing someone else of FUD? (Score:4, Funny)
Windows Vista was a just press release too... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:hmm (Score:5, Interesting)
I now 'get it'. its the phone they were working on.
I think its real. and they seem to be putting a LOT of energy into this project, too.
I doubt its vaporware.
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Re:hmm (Score:5, Funny)
I know how you feel. I also didn't get an offer.
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99% of people pick the email provider based on the name part of the email. If you go to hotmail looking for firstname.lastname@hotmail.com the odds are really good that som