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Grenade-Style Wireless Camera For Combat
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CmdrTaco
on Mon Nov 17, 2008 12:28 PM
from the you-gotta-be-kidding-me dept.
from the you-gotta-be-kidding-me dept.
nk497 writes "A new wireless camera called the I-Ball is being developed to be shot into locations using a grenade launcher so troops can see what lies ahead. The I-Ball sends real-time, 360-degree video back to soldiers while it's flying through the air and when it lands."
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overkill (Score:5, Funny)
Re:overkill (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:overkill (Score:5, Interesting)
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Predator Drones have cameras (Score:4, Insightful)
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Re:overkill (Score:5, Funny)
What if it is women and or children with rifles?
I think chivalry dictates that you kill them last.
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Re:overkill (Score:5, Funny)
Didn't you learn anything from Titanic? Women and children first
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Why not just shoot the grenades in there. Then you'll know what lies ahead (bodies).
Yeah but it might be good to know if those bodies are enemies, civilians or friendlies before you frag them ;)
My million dollar question: What's to stop your opponent from figuring out which frequencies this device transmits on and jamming it and/or targeting it with anti-radiation weapons?
Re:overkill (Score:5, Informative)
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Great placement of this comment, considering the FP.
Hostages, explosives on site... (Score:5, Insightful)
...sensitive equipment on site, element of surprise, recon mission...
The list is long.
Are you one of those guys that, when playing Counterstrike, chucks grenades inside killing all the hostages and then runs into the room spraying it with bullets, only to be knifed in the head once you run out of ammo?
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Re:Hostages, explosives on site... (Score:4, Funny)
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Re:overkill (Score:5, Funny)
The real problem will come when the first soldier holds a grenade to his face and while everybody says "cheeeese" blows his head off.
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Re:overkill (Score:5, Informative)
Good idea if it helps to avoid blowing up non-combatants, and useful for knowing where to call in the 500 pound bomb if necessary.
As a general rule, it is always advisable to avoid barbequeing women and children who aren't involved in the fight if it's at all possible to do so. It's counterproductive and feeds the enemy's propaganda machine.
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WTF is a bad guy? (Score:5, Insightful)
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Hence the quotation marks. I'm sorry you have issues understanding what a bad guy is. It's a person (a "guy") who is bad. Do you need me to break it down further?
Re:WTF is a bad guy? (Score:4, Insightful)
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Re:WTF is a bad guy? (Score:5, Insightful)
Don't tell me you don't understand what a "bad guy" is. I'm not going to sit here and argue about what the target actually is. To the fighter on the ground, the target is a bad guy. Why sit here and worry about terminology?
This is one reason, among many, why the American Military does NOT want a return to the draft. They do not want lefty intellectual types who are going to sit there in the middle of fire fight and agonize over whether or not to pull the trigger or, even worse, argue with their officers. In combat soldiers follow orders or they get themselves and their fellow soldiers killed, plain and simple. If someone can't or won't pull the trigger when ordered then they should do themselves and our soldiers a favor and not enlist in the military.
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Re:WTF is a bad guy? (Score:4, Insightful)
And we have another word for soldiers who sit around over-analyzing such situations:
"Casualty."
Debate the appropriateness of this word, in light of the "bad guy" discussion above. ;)
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Re:WTF is a bad guy? (Score:4, Interesting)
Why sit here and worry about terminology?
I'm alarmed by the trend of childish terms being used to discuss grave and complicated situations.
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Re:overkill (Score:5, Funny)
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Re: (Score:3, Informative)
Obviously the figure was an obvious exaggeration. If I had the exact number I would have referenced it. You obviously missed the point.
Re:overkill (Score:5, Insightful)
The number of decimal points is extremely important in determining the validity of your point. The reality is that civilian deaths are far more common than you would have us believe.
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"Being developed" = "Hey, I got an idea" (Score:5, Insightful)
From TFA:
âoeWe have overcome some significant technological challenges in developing the I-Ball technology,â said Paul Thompson of Dreampact. âoeAlthough it is in its early stages, we are very excited about the technology's potential to help our troops to be better prepared for battle.â
In other words, "We had an idea, and we've got no idea how to actually implement it, but if the MoD gives us a bunch of money we'll happily spend it."
Maybe the UK MoD is better than the US DoD about not funding projects just because some legislator is owed a favor, but I wouldn't bet on it.
Re:"Being developed" = "Hey, I got an idea" (Score:5, Funny)
I'm sure the inventor got the idea after getting caught installing a wireless webcam in a girls gym room.
'what if I could just roll it into the bathroom? Maybe make it look like a softball or something. Oh...oh...and I need to be able to shoot it from far away so if they find it, I'm not caught.'
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Re:"Being developed" = "Hey, I got an idea" (Score:4, Funny)
You do not need to shoot it far, just further then the restraining order allows you to get to.
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Now they really know you're coming... (Score:3, Insightful)
If the "bad guys" didn't already hear you coming in, they really know when that ball comes flying in the room! Seriously, it's going to take a minute to analyze the feed and on the ground we don't have that time luxury. While there might be a few isolated cases where it could be useful, I'm not sure what they are.
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A no-deposit/no-return drone? (Score:5, Interesting)
I sure hope these things are less than $100... hell, less than $10 for that matter. I sure as hell don't think we need to waste that kind of money on stuff the enemy might take home as a souvenir.
"Why can't we all just get along?!" I'd rather see research and development dollars spent making war and conflict obsolete.
At the moment, most of the conflict where it is "the world" vs. the U.S.A., seems to be stemming from ridiculous policies that no one can fully explain. Why do we care about the "spread of communism"? Why do we care about "defending Israel"? There are a lot of humanitarian causes far more dire and we leave those tragedies alone with a clear conscience. Can someone tell me why we spend SO much money and so many human lives on "expanding democracy" and "defending Israel"?
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War and conflict will become obsolete when humans become obsolete.
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The answer is simple but unpleasant. You try and stop the biggest threats to you. Iraq wasn't using the money it got from oil to make a better life for it's people. It was using it to get nukes and chemical weapons. Yes they really where before the first war. We found lots of nice and nasty stuff then.
Oil = money and money = weapons. The big lesson that most of the western world got from WWII was it is better to fight a little war then a big one.
That is why Nato went into Serbia with the US's help and th
Re:A no-deposit/no-return drone? (Score:5, Insightful)
While the press shakes a finger at the US the actual governments just shake their head in public and behind closed doors are probably glad that it is happening.
Yea you will get some venting on Slashdot about how evil the US is but those people are not in political power.
So as long as we've got US-friendly governments in place, there's no need to worry about popular opinion? Well, I suppose that strategy's never backfired horribly on us before...
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I'd rather see research and development dollars spent making war and conflict obsolete.
Seeing an end to war is less likely than seeing an end to sex.
Pointless invention. (Score:5, Funny)
But... (Score:3)
Re:But... (Score:4, Funny)
Forget that. I just want to know if it will blend.
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screw warfare - how about BASEBALL (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:screw warfare - how about BASEBALL (Score:4, Funny)
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same theme, better story: (Score:5, Interesting)
one-eyed san francisco artist looking for the tech that will allow her to put a webcam in her eye socket:
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/us_world/2008/11/15/2008-11-15_san_francisco_artist_looks_to_replace_lo.html [nydailynews.com]
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Never heard of 'the inner eye' ??? Fits especially well for an artist.
CC.
Lemme get this straight... (Score:3, Insightful)
The US government already has flying drones with millimeter radar capable of seeing inside a hardened bunker -- as in, it can see bodies and outlines some several feet through concrete and steel. Why not just use those? If you're close enough to throw a grenade toward the target, they're likely close enough to blow you away too, and if I'm taking a bullet in the butt risk, wouldn't it make sense to throw something that could kill them before they kill me?
"Holy Allah, they're throwing webcams at us! We must flee!"
Puh-leze.
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Sounds like someone talking out of their ass to me.
Tell you what, why don't you start up your own company and start selling these cheap UAV's you can make to the military. Get back to us when you become rich and famous, OK?
People make RF controlled planes all the time. People don't make UAV drones capable of being flown from the other side of the world for up to 24 hours at a stretch all the time.
When they can, call me. Better yet, call the Air Force.
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http://www.af.mil/factsheets/factsheet.asp?id=122
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Not the ones with mm radar.
Commercial Applications (Score:5, Funny)
I see televised golf tournaments becoming much more interesting.
Someone played too much ... (Score:3, Insightful)
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I think it was even used on CSI:NY within the past few years as well. A tactical assault team tossed one into an apartment prior to entry.
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*sigh*
6 digit UID's responding to trolls.... \
(Sorry - couldn't resist starting one of these threads... )
Re:Yes, but does it run Linux? (Score:4, Funny)
Mod "2005 called they want their memes back."
1976 called and Richard Dawkins wants his meme meme back.
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