When I see gov't CCTV cameras, I think:
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Best Slashdot Poll (Score:4, Funny)
5/6 answers are basically the same. What's next, a poll about which swear word we yell when we get pulled over for speeding? A poll about what the deal is with airline food?
Where's my cardboard box? (Score:5, Funny)
Really, if they don't see you move you are invisible right?
I Live In the United States (Score:5, Funny)
I wish Slashdot would remember that it has a global community of readers and be more considerate!!!
Re:Defense vs offense (Score:2, Funny)
The next person will have an interesting time wondering why big sunglasses and a fake beard are on a security camera.
Re:How about (Score:5, Funny)
I was going to shoot for "Meh", but I guess the modern internet is made for people who grew up in a "with us or against us, pick a side NOW" political environment, leading to the given choices of "must devote absolutely every waking second to destroying these obvious eldritch abominations against all that is sane and just in our perception of reality, nay, in any possible concept of reality that can exist in the cosmos" or "HERRRRRRP A DERP ME LOVES TEH GUMBERMINTS CUZ ME SO DUMB AND PART OF TEH PROBLUMS DERP". Oh, well. The internet was good while it lasted!
meh,
Re:How about (Score:5, Funny)
Software can now recognize a face in a database of 100,000. This is no need of someone watching.
Just smile to them, it makes it harder for them...
Walking around with an A3 sheet containing pictures of a bunch of wanted people would cause a few problems with their facial recognition software...
Re:How about (Score:5, Funny)
You have been fined 25 credits for violation of the verbal morality statute.
You have been fined 25 credits for violation of the verbal morality statute.
You have been fined 25 credits for violation of the verbal morality statute.
Your repeated violations of the verbal morality statute have caused us to dispatch the police to deliver corrective suggestion, please remain at your current location.
Re:London (Score:4, Funny)
London is spying
and I live in a van down by the river.
Re:Living in a democracy (Score:5, Funny)
"Odd," said Arthur, "I thought you said it was a democracy."
"I did," said Ford. "It is."
"So," said Arthur, hoping he wasn't sounding ridiculously obtuse, "why don't the people get rid of the lizards?"
"It honestly doesn't occur to them," said Ford. "They've all got the vote, so they all pretty much assume that the government they've voted in more or less approximates to the government they want."
"You mean they actually vote for the lizards?"
"Oh yes," said Ford with a shrug, "of course."
"But," said Arthur, going for the big one again, "why?"
"Because if they didn't vote for a lizard," said Ford, "the wrong lizard might get in."
Place a mirror over the lens (Score:1, Funny)
The watchers can then watch themselves.