Body Powered Batteries -- Thermoelectrics 309
An Anonymous Coward writes: "According to this story on Yahoo, the folks at Applied Digital Solutions have "developed a miniaturized thermoelectric generator -- a half-inch diameter ceramic-based `battery' that converts low gradient body heat flow into electrical power." Right now they can power watches or small medical devices. How long before these things can power my handheld?"
Just call me "Coppertop" (Score:2, Funny)
how long... (Score:0, Funny)
So where do you put it (Score:2, Funny)
Can you imagine (Score:1, Funny)
" Dance, you silly little freak, dance!"
yAH! (Score:3, Funny)
ha cha!
(I doubt this comments applies to any of us...)
Matrix (Score:5, Funny)
Now, isn't this how the Matrix started? All these watches and Palm Pilots trying to take over the human bodies for more warmth, covering people at night like kittens on your bed? I can see it now:
Of course, I could be wrong.
Portable vibrators... (Score:2, Funny)
33 million fingernails... (Score:3, Funny)
The standard 'Beowulf cluster' comment... (Score:3, Funny)
The Boston Marathon becomes a Beowulf Cluster!
WWF wrestlers finally produce something worthwhile!
Japanese Corporate Sararymen power their buildings by energy generated during morning calesthenics!
Perpetual Motion!!!! (Score:3, Funny)
Just stack one of these babies on top of a P4! That amount of heat'll generate enough electricity to solve California's power crunch!
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movie industry and this technology (Score:2, Funny)
heat generated during sleep?? (Score:2, Funny)
ever notice how much more heat you generate whilst you sleep or excerise? just store the extra and use while you're 'swimming with polar bears', because i know just how popular it is to swim with polar bears.... sheesh.
Potato Clock (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Better question. (Score:1, Funny)
You mean like solar, wind, and hydro power? We're acquiring the patents right now.
There is no incentive for us to make this technology available to the public at this point in time. Remember 11 years ago, when Iraq's Hussein invaded Kuwait and NBC had all of those alternative energy commies on tv talking about the invasion being a good opportunity to explore other energy technology? We called up our main man in the White House, Bush (the spook, not the cokehead...), and enlisted his aid. That night when he addressed the nation and mentioned the "fight for democracy" with a straight face, I laughed so hard that Beluga caviar came out of my nose. He still uses that line every time we meet, whether at Davos or GOP fundraisers. It still gets to me. But I digress...
Eleven years later and we still have the Arabian oil fields girdled with our destoyers. Soon a majority of cars on the road will be gas-guzzling SUVs. You can rest assured that oil is never going away. Oil. Oil oil oil oil. I can't get enough of that word.
I admire your cynicism, son. Do you need a job?
Love,The Energy Industry
Will this use up my life energy though? (Score:1, Funny)
Power your handheld? (Score:3, Funny)
... and a lot of beans...
He's dead Jim (Score:2, Funny)
"Yes, see, his watch stopped."
Re:Self contained artificial organs, cobber! (Score:3, Funny)
>"Press 1 if you're having trouble installing your BeatFree Artificial Heart. Press 2 if your Heart will not start..."
And of course, those with a Microsoft ArtificalHeart XP would be paying for a SERVICE and wouldn't actually OWN their hearts.
Caller: Oh NO! My husband's heart just stopped! Please help! What do I do?!
Microsoft Rep: Well, did he just install anything new or make any large configuration changes recently?
Caller: Well, he has gained a lot of weight lately... with the holidays and all...
Microsoft Rep: Yes, I see, that would do it. You need to apply for a larger license. Perhaps a 5-seat license. How much does your husband weigh?
Re:Matrix (Score:2, Funny)
Fat Dude with Prime Power Areas For Rent (Score:2, Funny)
Rolls on Back of Neck: $0.25/hr
Underarms: $0.50/hr
Between Butt Cheeks: $5.00/hr
Back Side of Balls: Call for latest price.