Self-Heating Can 294
nickprecision writes "Ontro has been working for a while, and they are about ready to get to the public market. Quite a nifty little self-heating can... imagine the uses. Read up so you know about it when your friends pull one out on the ski hill."
Taxi Driver (Score:3, Funny)
Cab Dispatcher: Can you drive to the Bronx? Manhattan?
DeNiro: Anytime. Anywhere.
Cab Dispatcher: Do you work on Jewish holidays?
DeNiro: Anytime. Anywhere.
Cab dispatcher: How's your driving record? Clean?
DeNiro: Clean. Just like my conscience.
-metric -- you talkin to me?
This is a great idea (Score:2, Funny)
A self heating can would be really nice - great big thanks to all those boffins!!
Selfwarming toilets? (Score:2, Funny)
I can see the Fun now. (Score:2, Funny)
Re:they trademarked two words. nice. (Score:1, Funny)
hardly original.
Re:Let me get this straight... (Score:5, Funny)
Oh no! It's a chemical with various uses! It must be bad for you!
You forgot to mention that it's a substance that has been integral to American cuisine for just about ever.
Corn is steeped in lime, AKA quicklime, AKA Calcium Oxide, to form hominy (if you're in the South,) or posole (if you're in the Southwest.) It It is dried and ground to make masa, which is used to make corn tortillas (ordinary cornmeal won't work), and tamales. Treatment of corn with lime or other alkali unlocks essential nutrients such as niacin which our bodies cannot obtain from untreated corn.
Sheesh. Next I'll be hearing people panic about the pollution of the oceans with Sodium Chloride and Dihydrogen Monoxide.