XFree86 10 Years Old 441
ChazeFroy writes "XFree86 is now 10 years old. To quote from the page, 'What makes this particularly eventful is that it is fully backwards compatible; this is a true testament to the spirit of the original X protocol of which XFree86 is its finest implementation.'" Ten years and
still binary compatible. Very cool.
Sure, but... (Score:2, Funny)
"X"Free86 (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Seems a bit... odd (Score:3, Funny)
... by not really adding anything new in the last 10 years.
;-)
Si
Nothing compared to mother nature (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Nothing compared to mother nature (Score:2, Funny)
More (Score:3, Funny)
First of all, it allowed me to bombard my testicles with 1 gigawatt/sec of abnormal radiation whilst I frantically rummaged through old manuals looking for the hertz values of the Y-axis of my monitor.
Oh wait! No got it! No! Yes! No! No!
Not only has it rendered my sperm inert, it has rendered the rest of me inert, too.
I was the director of business dev at a failed dotcom, so I'm not entirely sure what portion of me was inert at any one time during the crucial "growth phase" of my company or when my monitor was transforming my DNA on a daily basis.
But! I lived to tell about it.
Re:Nothing compared to mother nature (Score:2, Funny)
Relevant quote (Score:5, Funny)
"Really, not X-Windows?"
"I said 'intellectual'."
-- overheard in Silicon Valley
"Me too" (Score:4, Funny)
Well done man, getting modded as insightful for admitting that you have been asleep for 6 years
Hey, I nodded off a lot. Can I have a point too?
-- MarkusQ
P.S. I'm shooting for Funny but I'll take Insightfull if that's all you've got.
Re:X sucks :) (Score:5, Funny)
- it's flexible, meaning each of our lecturers wants the students to use a different window manager, and the students edit their
- it's network portable, which means our students could be using machines on the other side of the world and running netscape on that and then complaining to me that it's running slowly and I cant tell they are running it on foo.bar.au
- it's cross platform, meaning whatever machine someone has on their desk, they want a copy of it installed! Grrr! There's nothing a BOFH hates more than having someone want some software!
- it allows you to run a screensaver as background, using up CPU cycles that the rest of our students would like to use for statistical analyses! killall -9 xscreensaver!
- it's free, which means I cant use our budget as an excuse to not get it so I dont have to install it, thus creating more work for me!
No, I love it really. X is fantastic. Here's to X more years!
Baz
Re:Nothing compared to mother nature (Score:5, Funny)
What the fsck are you talking about? Yes, we may be compatible at the lowest Physical layer, but for those same millions of years you speak of, we (men) have also been trying to reverse engineer their (women's) higher-level protocols. We've barely broken the Data-Link layer and even our understanding there is only minimal. Compatible? We can barely keep our sockets connected. Hell, the last time I tried to ping my wife she gave me a protocol mismatch error! My Session layer with my her has been working reasonably well for many years now, but you ought to see the Presentation layer break down, especially on birthdays and anniversaries! I'm afraid, my friend, that we've got a long way to go to achieve full compatibility.
--Jim
What's in it for me? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Nothing compared to mother nature (Score:2, Funny)
Hell, the last time I tried to ping my wife she gave me a protocol mismatch error!
Maybe shes's getting a DOS attack from another source. :-P
Re:Much more importantly (Score:4, Funny)
I have an Infomagic CD collection with a 1995 copyright which contains a very small leaflet outlining slackware installation. Section 9 is titled
X11 Configuration Cookbook -- How to Get X
Running Under Linux (without calling the fire
department)
Later they go on to say "Thus it is possible to overdrive the horizontal synch. of most monitors and cause *damage* or even *fire*. (Yes, they WILL burst into flames...it has happened!)".
I was truly and eternally impressed. =-)
-Paul Komarek
Re:Much more importantly (Score:3, Funny)
Re:X kicks ass, XFree86 doubly so. (Score:3, Funny)
Microwindows demonstrates that it is quite feasible to produce something with the right kind of functionality required but considerably less overhead. That is what KDE & GNOME should be running on, a lightweight, local desktop. If someone wants remote they can run XFree86 in rootless mode, but a lot of people won't care about that.
And yes, it must be possible to produce an equivalent feature set simply because Win32 & Mac both manage to have fast desktops despite not using X at all.
Re:Much more importantly (Score:2, Funny)
Re:X kicks ass, XFree86 doubly so. (Score:2, Funny)
So I'm constantly told.