Lasers for Fun and Profit 121
Stuart of Wapping writes "This is a very interesting site, links to pages describing real-life, tried-and-tested Star-Trek/James Bond gadgets... The Laser Medical Pen, or Medpen, developed in-house by the Laser Division of the Air Force Research Laboratory's Directed Energy Directorate, is a second-generation device that provides a physician or paramedic with a unique, compact, portable, and battery-operated laser capability. The laser can cut like a scalpel as well as coagulate bleeding."
Dilberted? (Score:5, Funny)
Laser Tag? (Score:4, Funny)
Wow, I thought laser pointers in traffic were bad.
This'll bring it to a whole new level.
The good old DED (Score:2, Funny)
I believe that is under the Department of Redundancy Department.
Household chemicals? (Score:2, Funny)
Household chemicals? Ooo... so if I mix some ammonia, iodized salt, water, and ketchup, I'll have one of these? I bet my neighbors will quit making noise at 3 in the morning when they know I've got this!
Fun with lasers? RTFM for lasers... (Score:5, Funny)
CAUTION: DO NOT LOOK INTO LASER WITH REMAINING EYE!
Yea but,,, (Score:5, Funny)
And yet the one thing I ask for is still missing. That's right. I want some sharks with frickin lasers attached to their heads.
Throw me a bone here, people.
Thats a hell of a pen... (Score:3, Funny)
Life imitates art? (Score:2, Funny)
Did anyone read the disclaimer page.. (Score:3, Funny)
You people are just not doing your jobs and will have to be fragged.
Obligatory Simpsons Reference (Score:1, Funny)