Fuel Cell Laptop announced by Toshiba 187
Steve writes "Following on from the Fuel Cells approved for airline cabins story a week or so back, it would seem there will soon be a need for that approval:
Toshiba has announced a fuelcell powered laptop for 2004,and possibly a PDA."
Toshiba Laptop, why CowboyNeal? (Score:5, Funny)
Fuel Cell, eh? (Score:4, Funny)
Humor folks, enjoy it! =)
Just like printer cartridges (Score:5, Funny)
Ethanol? (Score:5, Funny)
Business travelers could have it bad, too. Imagine this scene:
*Man gets pulled over for swerving on the highway*
Officer: Sir, have you been drinking?
Man: No officer, not at all.
Officer: Why is there an open bottle of vodka in your hand?
Man: Oh, I had my laptop playing a DVD and the battery nearly died. I forgot my car adapter, so I was just trying to refill the battery.
Officer: With vodka?
Man: Yes, officer.
Officer: Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to step out of the car so I can beat you senseless with my nightstick.
Almost there (Score:5, Funny)
C'mon, man, truly practical computing!
How about... (Score:5, Funny)
In other news (Score:5, Funny)
SpleenTech has announced plans for an addon to the digestion track exit that produces a new winged hybrid monkey. It is slated for release in Fall 2007.
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Re:Nothing gets on planes. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Toshiba Laptop, why CowboyNeal? (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Almost there (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Fuel Cell... (Score:5, Funny)
Methanol, IIRC. Might also run on ethanol, so if your laptop starts running low, just pour some vodka into it :)
Fuel Cells (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Fuel Cell, eh? (Score:2, Funny)
And Jet Fuel for Overclockers.
Running on Empty (Score:2, Funny)
This reminds me... (Score:5, Funny)
Of an old Transactor Magazine cartoon with a 1541 drive and this huge engine/blower contraption up on top. There's this hick with a baseball cap claiming that it would back up disks in XX seconds...
But yeah, everytime I see news about fuel cell powered laptops, I imagine cranking over a two-stroke engine, pull cord, blue smoke, and noise!
Perhaps it's just the cold medication...
Aw nuts... (Score:4, Funny)
wanted to read that too. gosh darn you geeks...
Re:Fuel Cell... (Score:5, Funny)
Somehow I think these would be difficult to sell in Russia... Think of the conflict... "work on laptop" vs. "unwind with world's best vodka"
Be like trying to sell the french cars that run on champagne.
"My car is electric, but my laptop runs on gas."
Fraunhofer? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Recharging fuel cells (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Fuel cells? (Score:2, Funny)
You can do cool stuff with alcohol solutions, tho. We used to put Stetson(tm) into a 2l soda bottle with a small hole in the lid and a nail in the side. Shake it up, and touch the nail with a portable tesla coil. Instarocket. Fun stuff.
And your friend-- think about this for a minute. Joking with Mr. "I've been pulled from my cushy desk job, my career is on hold, and I'm dressed in green camo inside of an airport, and I'd really like to take it out on the first idiot who yanks my chain". Does green camo inside an airport make any sense to anyone???
fuel door? (Score:2, Funny)
No More Bean-O (Score:2, Funny)
Green camo inside an airport (Score:5, Funny)
No, it doesn't make sense. It's just what they had available.
In a few months, the troops in the airports will be issued the new Office Camoflage(tm) uniforms -- imprinted with line and color patterns designed to blend in with their surroundings, airport security personnel will soon be indistinguishable from filing cabinets, desks and office water coolers.
These uniforms will be supplied by the same company that brought us the Urban Camoflage(tm) designs that allow tanks and APCs to be concealed in plain sight on city streets -- protective side-panel paint schemes such as Parked Van, Wrecked Pickup and Abandoned Dumpster.
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All kidding aside, the guy's friend exercised what I'd call dangerously poor judgment in choosing his remarks while dealing with cranky people in uniforms with guns.
Re:Fuel Cell... (Score:2, Funny)