Cellphones On Airplanes 488
Bonker writes "According to this USAToday article two companies, AirCell, and Verizon, are developing technology to let airline passengers safely use cellphones while in flight. The system would block frequencies normally used by cellphones and force cell customers to 'roam' on the new network. Saftey concerns aside, I thought that a plane cabin was the one place I would never have to deal with people who won't quit talking on the phone."
Weapons still illegal? (Score:5, Funny)
Allow cell phones on airplanes? (Score:5, Funny)
Passengers only? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Can someone explain (Score:5, Funny)
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Great (Score:5, Funny)
Re:deal? (Score:5, Funny)
Are you just upset about only being able to eavesdrop on one side of the conversation?
My personal complaint is that people on cellphones tend to act as if they're speaking from the privacy of their own home, rather than talking with someone in a public place. They speak in a louder voice, and they discuss more personal topics. I don't like being forced to know things I didn't want to about people.
The worst, though, are people who use them in the restroom. "Ah, yeah, let's close that business deal. Hang on one second, will you? Unnnh! Unnhhhhhhh! [sploosh] oh yeah! Okay, now about those terms..."
Re:Dunno... (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Seems fairly antiquated (Score:5, Funny)
Besides, I hate when calls drop, so lets use Linux instead.
Re:Jetblue?? (Score:1, Funny)
Re:deal? (Score:1, Funny)
Be sure to talk loudly!
Re:Does not matter (Score:4, Funny)
Good news for us hungry geeks... (Score:2, Funny)
people who won't quit talking on cellphones (Score:2, Funny)
I thought I was safe while running the Twin Cities Marathon last month, but I was wrong. On mile five I hear an annoying personalized ring and a "Hello!". The guy next me rigs up his hands free ear piece and starts jabbering away.
Where will it end? Church? Public bathrooms? Theaters? I've heard cell phones in all of them! No place is safe!
Re:deal? (Score:5, Funny)
Only we can't mod people with cell phones.
Sure you can! In a restaurant, a glass of ice water is a wonderful moderator. In a theater/theatre, your hat (which you did, of course, remove upon entering the building) is a wonderful whacking device. Elsewhere, just join their conversation. "REALLY? I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE DID THAT!"
They'll learn, usually quickly.
Re:deal? (My rant) (Score:3, Funny)
The strange thing is, people will YELL things into a cell phone that they would never say in a face to face conversation in a public place.
On my train ride to work this morning, I learned all about a passenger's:
1. Divorce
2. Joint debts with ex wife.
3. Kid's behavior problems and learning disorder.
4. New house.
I DON'T CARE. I WAS TRYING TO READ A BOOK. It's a public place and the rest of us shouldn't be forced to endure someone's personal business.
Evening news: "Disgruntled DC area commuter assaults passenger on morning commuter train. Surgeons were unable to extract the cellular phone from the victim's [choose an oriface] and fear it may be permanently lodged there..."
Ahhh... I feel better now.
Trigger Happy TV (Score:3, Funny)
Hello?!
No I'm on an airplane!
An airplane! It's some new system! Total rubbish!
Hang on you're cracking up!
You're cracking up, call me back!
Alright, ciao!
"Phone police" will have an officer on each flight (Score:2, Funny)
What would you do if a giant cellphone told you to "hang up, or else?"
Re:Weapons still illegal? (Score:3, Funny)
Easy. Just tell a stewardess that you heard them talking in Arabic. She'll take care of the rest for you.
Re:deal? (Score:4, Funny)
Hey!! That was me in 21-b!
Don't stop her from doing something about it...
Maybe... (Score:1, Funny)
Re:The Aviation Safety Reporting System (Score:2, Funny)
Anomaly: Aircraft crashed upon takeoff, probable cause: Pilot's Alcahol level above 0.47
Anomaly: Aircraft plummeted into ground 1/2 way through flight, probable cause: wings fell off due to ice
Anomaly: after a long flight aircraft flew erratic and crashed, probable Cause: Lack of fuel.
i can name 100 times more problems that relate to things OTHER than electronics and all are much more deadly.
NudeSmokeCell Airways (Score:1, Funny)
Business Idea:
January 1. 2003:
NudeSmokeCell Airways, a new division of Jet Blue, flies all of the same routes.
On NudeSmokeCell Airways, you can:
* Wander around the cabin naked
* Smoke as much as you want
* Use a cell phone, and any other electronic
device, as much as you want
* upgrade your ticket for use of the in-flight hot-tub