Homing In On Laser Weapons 556
Bloodmoon1 writes "I just came across this article at GlobalSecurity.org that gives a very good summary of the current status of solid-state lasers as weapons. It gives you a good idea of where the JSF Laser system is at and just how much time, effort, and money has went into this project. Also has some basic, but very sufficent, explanations of some of the science behind the technology."
Missile (Score:5, Funny)
We`ll have to (Score:5, Funny)
Get out the Popcorn (Score:4, Funny)
Smoke and mirrors (Score:2, Funny)
Fancy a game of real-life Deflektor anyone?
I can imagine..... (Score:5, Funny)
CAUTION: DO NOT STARE DIRECTLY INTO LENS
-Evan
Frickin' Lasers (Score:5, Funny)
Dr. Evil: Back in the 60's, I developed a weather changing machine which was in essence a sophisticated heat beam which we called a 'laser.' Using these 'lasers' we'd punch a hole in the protective layer around the world which we called the 'ozone' layer. Slowly but surely ultraviolet rays would pour in, increasing the risk for skin cancer, that is...unless the world pays us a hefty ransom?
No. 2: Ahem....that also already has happened.
Dr. Evil: Shit!
Frickin Laser Beams! (Score:3, Funny)
from the now-all-we-need-is-some-sharks dept. (Score:5, Funny)
From Austin Powers [google.com]:
Soon (wrings hands) (Score:5, Funny)
I'll be able to walk into a store and ask for: "Phased plasma rifle in 40-watt range. "
Excellent... Oh wait. 40-watts isn't very much. Is that what the Terminator really asked for? 40 watts? Sheesh. I could just hook up a light bulb and start shining bright lights in people's eyes. Perhaps the idea is to convince them to stare into the bulb for hours on end (like several of my classes that I attended) and eventually go blind-ish...
I will be back...
Re:I can imagine..... (Score:1, Funny)
Nice use of our tax dollars (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Is it just me... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I can imagine..... (Score:2, Funny)
-Matt
Re:Mirrors (Score:5, Funny)
Asteroids! (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Missile (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Is it just me... (Score:3, Funny)
Yep, technological superiority on the battlefield is moot.
Re:Mirrors (Score:3, Funny)
Remember this is military spending here, normal sensible economics no longer apply. Remember the special air-conditioned hangers for Stealth aircraft?
A lot of incidental damage could be prevented by shipping any weapons in a protective sheath that could be removed when the weapon is either ready to fire or installed on the plane. Doesn't the cruise missile already come in a sealed cannister?
But if anyone is interested I'm planning on putting a bid in to develop nanotechnology mirrors. I've no idea how they would work, or if they're even possible, but they sound really cool. Going on yesterday's story about nanotechnology [slashdot.org], I have about as much of a clue as real military researchers.
I think I'm up to squandering a couple of billion USD before unveiling a can of silver spray paint.
Best wishes,
Mike.
Re:We`ll have to (Score:5, Funny)
Perhaps by playing a Bach concerto and releasing a soothing lavendar fragrance as it melts to form a replica of Rodin's The Thinker.
Re:Missile (Score:1, Funny)
The Muslim "Convert or Die!" world?
The African "Kill everybody not in our tribe!" world?
The Environmentalist "Do what we want or we will burn down your house!" world?
Re:Mirrors (Score:2, Funny)
I think this is one of the new mini-games in Mario Party 4.
-prator