Today's SCO News 741
landoltjp writes "SCO (Nasdaq: SCOX) are hosting a teleconference today in order to clear the air (*snort*) regarding "Novell's baseless UNIX ownership assertions" and other bits of hubbub and nonesense that's in the news today. Should be fun." And SCO has apparently been enjoined from making some of its claims by a German court (also here.) Cringely has an editorial on the whole mess.
Enough already.. (Score:5, Funny)
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"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."
-- Benjamin Franklin, 1759
Re:Enough already.. (Score:5, Funny)
If this doesn't end soon (Score:5, Funny)
Very informative article, glad to have read it (Score:5, Funny)
Well! I'm certainly glad to have that cleared up.
teleconference /. redux... (Score:5, Funny)
Hot air... (Score:4, Funny)
SCO is out of control. (Score:5, Funny)
Wish I could TiVo it! (Score:5, Funny)
From this colorful agenda item from the press release, "Comments on Novell's baseless UNIX ownership assertions," it would appear that a fun and exciting installment is about to begin!
Will Novell save Linux? Will SCO go through with the suicide? Will IBM get drunk and break a lamp over SCO's head?
Saddle up! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Great... (Score:5, Funny)
SCO sues IBM
SCO threatens 1500 Linux 'users'
Linus says SCO is full of it and wants proof
Novell knocks SCO on the head for being ID10T's
SCO threatens Linus if they don't receive the ransom^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H licenses
Microsoft funds SCO, but claims it was 'business as usual'
I think this might make things a little clearer... [arie.org]
How the conference will go . . . (Score:4, Funny)
All hail the great and powerful $CO.
Pay no attention to the code behind the curtain!
All hail the great and powerful $CO.
Re:Great... (Score:4, Funny)
The Sun will nova, engulfing the Earth and SCO in its massive death-blast. SCO's still-undisclosed trade secret IP will be vaporized and that will pretty much be that.
Re:Enough already.. (Score:4, Funny)
From Yahoo!... (Score:5, Funny)
Last Trade
12:26pm $6.66
Hmmmm, 'nuff said.
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Re:Enough already.. (Score:5, Funny)
"While we were hoping to sue IBM for millions, we multiplied our chances of winning with the amount we were sueing for, and realized that $43.00 cash was a better offer" Said the chairman of the board at SCO "We hope that with this money, We can give our board of directors a severance package of a pack of Oreo Cookies and enough money to hopefully call a cab before the Better Bussiness Beauru shows up".
Babelfish to the rescue! (Score:4, Funny)
Hello Cringley, I'm your friendly grammar nazi (Score:0, Funny)
So, what you're saying is that you believe it has quite a bit in common with the original Unix?
No?
Well then, maybe what you were looking for was "I doubt it has very much in common with the original Unix licensed from AT&T however long ago."
What do you say... (Score:5, Funny)
Q: What do you say to an SCO employee in 2005?
A: I'll have a Big Mac, large fries and a Coke.
Re:Enough already.. (Score:2, Funny)
I found the line of copied code SCO is refering to (Score:1, Funny)
This may help clear things up... (Score:2, Funny)
Secret SCO memo explains whole thing... (Score:0, Funny)
From: SCO Management
To: SCO Legal Team
There is no spoon!
Re:now that you mention it [netcraft] (Score:5, Funny)
/dev/null (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Actually, they're closer to the Iraq of IT (Score:1, Funny)
Re:The headline says it all... (Score:5, Funny)
New the SCO Press Release (Score:0, Funny)
Re:Cringley, Linus, and Christoph Hellwig (Score:0, Funny)
Re:bought and paid for (Score:5, Funny)
4)M$ will release M$ UNIX
5)The next day, users of M$ UNIX (former users of SCO) reports the first BSOD for UNIX in the history of UNIX.
Gyuh! Gyuh! Gyuh! (Score:2, Funny)
Never meanin' no harm... [arie.org]
SCO in 70's TV terms (Score:4, Funny)
"To make [the SCO vs Linux thing] easier to understand, I put it in familiar terms -- Dukes of Hazzard [arie.org]"!
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News Release (Score:5, Funny)
For Immediate Release
May 30, 2003
Salt Lake City, Utah, USA
-- The SCO Group is based in Salt Lake City, Utah and has done nothing of interest in many years.
Check out memepool (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Babelfish to the rescue! (Score:5, Funny)
Yes, I'm certainly glad that's been cleared up.
Re:Great... (Score:4, Funny)
Listen, I know some of the old SparcStation 10s run hot, but if you ensure proper ventilation and kept to the recommended CPU combinations you'll have absolutely nothing to worry about.
Re:The German article (Score:3, Funny)
There ya go.
We need a new sub-domain (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Enough already.. (Score:5, Funny)
-David Barak
A translation of the translation... (Score:3, Funny)
Would you like to touch my monkey?
Now ist the time ver ve dance!
Re:Very informative article, glad to have read it (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Very informative article, glad to have read it (Score:3, Funny)
Pity they can't write it. That'd solve a lot of problems.
Re:Enough already.. (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Wish I could TiVo it! (Score:1, Funny)
Cause of death: crushed by a runaway train
The corpse: played by SCO
Relative who refuses to pay for the funeral: IBM
Relative who throws in pillow for unpaid funeral: Microsoft
Train: Linux
Re:What do you say... (Score:5, Funny)
A: Nobody ever got fired for buying IBM...
Re:The headline says it all... (Score:5, Funny)
Hey come on thats well out of order!
He may wish to work for a deranged power mad nutcase intent on world domination but even he has some morals.
Anyway Bill Gates offered him the a role at MS.
jaj
Re:The headline says it all... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Very informative article, glad to have read it (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Very informative article, glad to have read it (Score:2, Funny)
You dummy Amerikans, all your base are belong to us.
Re:Very informative article, glad to have read it (Score:1, Funny)
Ihre Ganze Unterseite Sind Gehören Uns.
Re:"SCO in die Schranken verwiesen" (Score:3, Funny)
Isn't that what happens to your naughty bits when you go swimming in a cold lake?
Re:Very informative article, glad to have read it (Score:2, Funny)
Well! I'm certainly glad to have that cleared up.
I dunno, it seemed like good reading to me.
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Sigs are for weenies.
It'll be over soon anyway (Score:1, Funny)
prompts an innocent question (Score:2, Funny)
Something like "You're running this webcast on Linux - why is that?"
Re:Enough already.. (Score:5, Funny)
At IBM this is actually called the "WebSphere".
And yes, it is a FULLY FUNCTIONAL WEB SPHERE!
Re:this is killing Linux, OSD in general (Score:2, Funny)
Perhaps I should send an anonymous letter to your CIO warning that certain unnamed portions of Microsoft software have been taken from GPLed sources. I won't name the software, or tell what code's been taken. Instead, I'll just assert that all the "evidence" will come out someday in court, billions of $ will be involved and everybody's liable.
Given two contradictory freight trains of FUD, perhaps his little head will burst.
Re:If this doesn't end soon (Score:4, Funny)
SCO -vs- Linux explained (Score:5, Funny)
*best in the sense of being hilarious.
caldera icon (Score:5, Funny)
Is there any way to change the caldera story icon to something like a zombie hand or rotten fish head or something? I don't think they deserve to be recognized by their official corporate symbol anymore. If Microsoft rates a borg photoshop, Caldera certainly should get something more exemplary of their character and bearing.
Like say, cat vomit.
Re:could sco be using this time to edit there own (Score:4, Funny)
No... First they edit their pocket books, then they fold up shop and edit their pants.
Re:$C0 COLLECTION PLATE (Score:2, Funny)
Story with Pictures! (Score:1, Funny)
For an interesting alternative to all of the complications being presented in the current case, may I suggest a "picture book [arie.org]" view for the younger readers.
Re:Enough already.. (Score:2, Funny)
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Re:Enough already.. (Score:5, Funny)
Surak,
You can't offer your Lint: it's not yours to offer. That is, it's us - not you, not Novell - who are currently in posession of the OpenLintSource98(tm) IP.
Fuck with us and we'll take your Lint away. That goes anyone else we find using your particular version of Lint for that matter.
Kindest regards,
Lynn T. Collecta
SCO, OpenLintSource98(tm) department
Re:Enough already.. (Score:2, Funny)
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"Don't be too proud of this technological middleware you have created.
The power to deploy a servlet is insignificant, compared to the power
of the Open Source!"
Re:Free SCO..... license (Score:3, Funny)
Re:caldera icon (Score:2, Funny)
It's not as Funny as You Might Think (Score:5, Funny)
I can't help but suspect this increase in price was due to thrillbert's buyout offer.
Geoff
Re:Very informative article, glad to have read it (Score:3, Funny)
Becauzen oft du furshlugginer SCO dumpkof clamens bout der UNIXen codexes, ve hav pummeled dem fer 1.5milliones Deutchsmarks...und orderen dem fer to STFUem...
Re:Enough already.. (Score:5, Funny)
No way you're getting away with that... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Lindows joins the fight (Score:2, Funny)
How Snakes Die (Score:4, Funny)
It think this is like SCO. Just wait til sundown.