Mozilla 1.4RC2 Released 508
levell writes "Mozilla 1.4RC2 has been released. It looks like the final version of 1.4 may be out soon. It looks good although there are some problems with java on old linux systems (discussed here). 1.4 will be a long lived branch that some distributors will base versions of their own software on (e.g. Netscape planned release, codenamed "buffy"). 1.4 will be the last version of Mozilla released as a suite, after that the switch to separate browser, e-mail etc. applications will take place."
Hmm... (Score:5, Funny)
Good thing we're not in the year 2000 anymore. Lucky for those lazy developers...
-Adam
But, but, but... (Score:5, Funny)
Due to being sued by the auto makers (Score:5, Funny)
Buffy - Browser
Dawn - Mail Reader
Willow - HTML Editor
Xander - News Reader
Spike - Porn Search Plugin
Re:Java (Score:5, Funny)
Another case of porn driving innovation. Come on, people, try to have some self-control! Was 5 naked people at once really not enough?
Re:Java (Score:5, Funny)
> Was 5 naked people at once really not enough?
I've run into this problem with Firebird. Moz is well suited for surfing porn link farms since you can quickly control-click (to open in new tab) down a link list. Since there is usually SO much crap thrown in with porn links, you can quickly click on one tab and hit the "X" to close the bad ones. For someone who is looking for quality porn quickly, there is no other.
Re:Due to being sued by the auto makers (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Due to being sued by the auto makers (Score:2, Funny)
I guess that leaves ... (Score:2, Funny)
Anya - Cookie Manager
Faith - Password Manager
Re:Java (Score:5, Funny)
"Oh a pop-up! I kiss you!"
"Oh another pop-up! I kiss you again!"
"Oh, a pop-up that launches 8 pop-ups when you close it! Many times do I kiss you, oh pop-up provider!"
graspee
Re:Hmm... (Score:2, Funny)
Amateur (Score:5, Funny)
Doesn't work to well..... (Score:5, Funny)
Buffy the IE slayer...... Hummm doesn't quite work.
Although the 'destroying the undead whose goal it is to reign the earth and bring pain, misery and fear to all' analogy may have some distance to run
:-]
Jaj
Code named Buffy? (Score:5, Funny)
As in "Ready to be canceled"?
Re:Anyone know if the DHTML menu problems are fixe (Score:3, Funny)
Next time maybe the guy should make his pages with Front Page. If it really has to work on "non-standard" browsers, about 50k of javascript browser sniffing code and branches produced by Adobe Golive might be just the ticket.
Re:Watch out for new version of Hotmail... (Score:5, Funny)
"Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; MSN 2.5; Windows 98)"
Re:Question (Score:1, Funny)
I am leaving in England at the moment; originally from Oz. When I return home I wanna try Mozilla.
Why wait? You can use Mozilla in England too!
Re:Hmm... (Score:1, Funny)
The JDogg Collection - A Troll's Penthouse Forum (Score:3, Funny)
J-Dogg> Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears27> Aight.
J-Dogg> Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears27> I slip out of my pants, just for you, J-Dogg.
J-Dogg> Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears27> Oh, I like to play dress up.
J-Dogg> Me too baby.
BritneySpears27> I kiss you softly on your chest.
J-Dogg> I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears27> Hey...
J-Dogg> I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
BritneySpears27> Funny I still don't see it.
J-Dogg> I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty Fuk of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears27> You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
J-Dogg> Don't fuk with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
J-Dogg> I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears27> Don't ever message me again you piece of shiat.
J-Dogg> Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
J-Dogg> King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
J-Dogg> You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
J-Dogg> Baby?
*
I'm a Rhino
sexysusan> Thats ok. Ok I'm a japanese schoolgirl, what are you.
J-Dogg> A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
sexysusan> Haha, ok lets go.
sexysusan> I put my hand through your hair, and kiss you on the neck.
J-Dogg> I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
sexysusan> Haha, ok, you know that turns me on.
sexysusan> I start unbuttoning your shirt.
J-Dogg> Rhinoceruses don't were shirts.
sexysusan> No, your not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
J-Dogg> Rhinoceruses don't play games. They fuking charge your ass.
sexysusan> Stop, c'mon be serious.
J-Dogg> It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
J-Dogg> I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
sexysusan> Thats it.
J-Dogg> Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
J-Dogg> Goddam am I hard now.
*
Britney> Part 2
BritneySpears14> Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA> Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14> I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA> huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14> Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14> I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA> Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14> What the fuck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA> Oh shit
BritneySpears14> I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you fuck up.
eminemBNJA> Oh shit
eminemBNJA> damn I gotta write down your names or something
*
Mmmmm, Vegtables
J-Dogg> Wanna cyber?
Partner7> Sure, you into vegetables?
J-Dogg> What like gardening an shit?
Partner7> Yeah, something like that.
J-Dogg> Nuthin turns me on more, check this out
J-Dogg> You bend over to harvest your radishes.
(pause)
Partner7> is that it?
J-Dogg> You water your tomato patch.
J-Dogg> Are you ready for my fresh produce?
Partner7> I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a li
Re:Java - Tiled browsing! (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Due to being sued by the auto makers (Score:3, Funny)
Adobe - Browser
Microsoft - Mail Reader
Scientology - HTML Editor
PetsWarehouse - News Reader
Echelon - Porn Search Plugin
What about this bug (Score:3, Funny)
I mean my god! We better get patching! Only *pulls out calculator* 1,834,652,618,499,343,590,337,415,746,119,712,509