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Public Confused by Tech Lingo 1041

the_helper_monkey writes "The BBC has an article about how tech jargon confuses the public. It's based on a survey done by AMD asking the definitions of words such as megahertz, MP3, and Bluetooth. " I was recently reminded of how big a deal this is while trying to help my tech novice brother select a computer. If you don't know what a gigabyte is, it's hard to know how large of a hard drive you need.
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  • by jb_nizet ( 98713 ) on Tuesday July 08, 2003 @10:27AM (#6391065)
    Tech jargon contains all kinds of english words, which are often used as is, or transformed to look like native words. This is a real problem with non-techie, non-english-speakers.
    For example, something like this (in French), generally makes me look like an alien:

    "J'ai downloadé un file manager dans le directory des tools, mais il était buggé, et il a crashé le drive".
  • by AssFace ( 118098 ) <stenz77@gmail. c o m> on Tuesday July 08, 2003 @10:28AM (#6391076) Homepage Journal
    I pointed out on the .NET thread that our company, prior to my arrivial here, paid waaay too much for a website recently because of a misunderstanding in terminology.

    One of the owners wanted the website to have a domain name that ended in ".net" because he felt that ".com" was associated with the US, and he didn't want to be associated with them (this company is an offshore company).

    That in itself is kind of funny, but then when the company he hired to do the programming was asking him what type of server he wanted it on and what language. He had no clue, but told them that he wanted the ".net" on it.
    They thought he wanted ".NET" and started it up.

    At some point the misunderstanding was seen on their side, but they just ran with it, seeing that he was pretty clueless and then overbilled us.

    Fantastic.

    He isn't totally clueless, he does know a tiny little bit - but that makes it worse.
    He just throws around buzzwords and it is a bit embarrassing/hilarious.

    His current thing is that he wants a PDA that plays MP3s, and that has a phone jack directly into it that will let him dial-up and check his e-mail, but also record conversations, but it can't be a Handspring product "because those are crap, and did you see that Palm is buying them out" as he told me.
    He was asking me the other day which he should try to get, "64K or 128K" in his MP3 player. I acted like he wrote "M" for megs and left it at that.

    He makes my days much longer than they need to be - otherwise, I would be doing more programming and less trying to get crap done for him.
  • AGP vs. PCI (Score:3, Interesting)

    by My name isn't Tim ( 684860 ) on Tuesday July 08, 2003 @10:30AM (#6391096) Homepage
    I work for a Canadian Graphics Board company (bet you can't guess which one... hint it's not Matrox)and you'd be surprised how many people call tech support cause they can't get their new 500$ AGP card to fit in their 500$ computer which only has PCI slots
  • by BlueTooth ( 102363 ) * on Tuesday July 08, 2003 @10:31AM (#6391124) Homepage
    "The findings are bad news for the industry, as it suggests that the baffling terms are putting people off buying the latest gadget."

    Doesn't sound like very bad news to me. Marketting is the last leg of the journy for a product lifecycle (well, not counting support). If all gadget firms have to do is change their vocabulary to sell more stuff, I'd say they're in decent shape.

    In the realm of computers, even the bottom of the barel is more than enough for most people these days, so an uninformed buyer won't even be hurt much by not knowing what Ghz and Gigabytes are. Those of us who do know will continue to look for tech specs on the sidepanel. Who cares if they take specs off the product name (AMD has already headed in this direction with their meaningless numerical designations for the athlon XP line).
  • by pnix ( 682520 ) on Tuesday July 08, 2003 @10:39AM (#6391233) Homepage
    Lets face it - the general public doesn't really need to know it all. Take cars for example: we've been making them for a lot longer than computers, but do people really know what the terms mean? When I tell my mother that her van has a 3.6L V6 engine with fuel injection, does she know what that means? Absolutely not. Does she still drive her van? Yes.
    Computers are the same way. Of course they are confusing to the average person. Thats why there are companies like Dell, HP-Compaq, etc that make it simple.
    Say, starting tomorrow, we started buying processors not by gigahertz, but by "fast","faster","really fast","really faster"...who would really know how fast it is anyway?

    I think we're doing just fine :) If the average person can't handle the big terms, then the average person shouldnt be dealing with them.
  • by yarbo ( 626329 ) on Tuesday July 08, 2003 @10:41AM (#6391265)
    "Only slightly more than half correctly identified the definition of megahertz - a measurement of how many times a part of the processor, called the clock, ticks every millionth of a second." Megahertz doesn't only apply to microprocessor control clocks, it merely means 1 million cycles per second. This could be used to describe atoms, radio, or anything else that cycles really quickly.
  • by Trurl's Machine ( 651488 ) on Tuesday July 08, 2003 @10:45AM (#6391300) Journal
    To the point some PC makers decided to change the text so it reads "press Enter key", because much too many ppl was calling asking where the hell the "any" key was...

    The hardest part was to explain why alt, ctrl, meta, esc, shift and caps lock are not exactly just "any" keys.
  • by Little Brother ( 122447 ) <kg4wwn@qsl.net> on Tuesday July 08, 2003 @10:45AM (#6391305) Journal
    As an elementary education major I can tell you you're being a bit optimistic. The current generation of teacher wannabes know less about computers than many people in their parents' generation. It is pitifull to think the person who was trying to figure out who had the better system, the one with 2.3 GHz or the one with 3 1/4 something or another (they were refering to the only number from the tech sheet they could remember, the size of the floppy drive) and nobody in a class of 20 knew any better. These people will be teaching your children soon. BTW this was at Middle Tennessee State University which is credited as having one of the better teacher education programs in the region.
  • by Idimmu Xul ( 204345 ) on Tuesday July 08, 2003 @10:47AM (#6391333) Homepage Journal

    games like Planetside (most recent one I've purchased) saying things like 'Required Ram 256mhz' on the back.

  • Re:So what? (Score:2, Interesting)

    by ichimunki ( 194887 ) on Tuesday July 08, 2003 @10:51AM (#6391381)
    Let's see. They are about to buy a computer. Therefore the place they should look for information on buying a computer is a place they need a computer to get to?
  • by mhore ( 582354 ) on Tuesday July 08, 2003 @10:53AM (#6391399)
    Me: Hi. I just installed OpenBSD on an old box, and I'm having trouble getting it to DHCP for an IP address.

    I'm surprised they didn't just tell you that only Windows/Mac computers are supported (once somebody finally figured out that OpenBSD isn't a Windows program).

    I usually tell them I'm running Windows and to just gimmie the numbers even though I'm not. :-)

    Mike.

  • Re:In other news (Score:3, Interesting)

    by The Cydonian ( 603441 ) on Tuesday July 08, 2003 @10:54AM (#6391412) Homepage Journal
    Ah, but not everyone needs to live by with rugby.

    On the other hand, I stare at a LCD screen, whether laptop, cellphone, PDA, television (in public places) every five minutes. We need tech jargon to live.

  • Re:My father-in-law (Score:1, Interesting)

    by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday July 08, 2003 @10:54AM (#6391416)
    Just to point out, the correct name for "tower" is/was "mainframe". Yes, even in a microcomputer. It was still the main frame of the computer, by analogy with earlier "big iron" computers, now called "mainframes" themselves.

    I have books from the dawn of the microcomputing age illustrating this usage.

    Chassis is an acceptable substitute, I guess, but "Tower" seems a little too specific to me.

  • Re:Be Judicious (Score:5, Interesting)

    by csguy314 ( 559705 ) on Tuesday July 08, 2003 @10:56AM (#6391423) Homepage
    Is anyone else reminded of that stupid architect from Matrix Reloaded? As though using more syllables implies hyper-intelligence.
  • Tell me about it... (Score:2, Interesting)

    by jav1231 ( 539129 ) on Tuesday July 08, 2003 @11:17AM (#6391714)
    Try explaining to someone that running out of storage doesn't mean they need more memory or that moving from dialup to DSL isn't going to make their programs run faster. I still know people who think the case is the hard drive or the "big thingy" is the modem and the monitor is the "computer." >
  • Re:I don't buy it (Score:4, Interesting)

    by Lysol ( 11150 ) on Tuesday July 08, 2003 @11:25AM (#6391816)
    ..bypassing the high priests of tech. Those people hate MS for undermining them.

    I don't think that's the case at all. Remember, Apple was the company that brought the computer to the mainstream. Others followed, Commodore, Atari, etc. IBM brought the PC to the business world. M$, rode the wave much later. M$ commoditized everything via Windoze and later Office. This thing's been going on longer than M$ can take credit. It's just shifted, that's all.

    M$s' crimes have a lot more to do with other things than bringing the common Joe into the fray, all of which are well documented and don't need to be brought up once again.
    However, like American cars, we still don't get it like the Japanese do. They are the tech masters in not only production, but assimilation. Even the old folks are ooh'd and ahh'd buy the latest little gadget.

    The average U.S. mom and pop computer users wanna do only a few things:
    - send/receive email
    - im
    - maybe buy something at amazon (all hail the patent!)
    - maybe print out some pix via email

    That's it. In my experience, they care about very little else. So, my moms p2-350 still suits her just fine.

    I was in a store with a friend who wanted a PC and the guys was telling us 'oh yah, you want a 80-gig drive, 256megs of ram, and a 2ghz cpu at a minimum'. I was like, 'For what?! To run a gene sequence server outta your house or something?' He didn't know what gene sequencing was.
    Excuse me for being from the 8-bit old school days, but what the hell is the average mom and pop or 'un-educated' computer user need the above for email, im, amazon (all hail the patent!), and photos?

    Exactly..
  • by Quothz ( 683368 ) on Tuesday July 08, 2003 @11:28AM (#6391859) Journal

    Since when is "Bluetooth" jargon? That's a registered trademark. Is "Dell" jargon? How 'bout "Slashdot"?

  • Re:Yes they do (Score:5, Interesting)

    by gcondon ( 45047 ) on Tuesday July 08, 2003 @11:48AM (#6392132)
    I agree. In fact, I find the most important vocabulary for new users to learn is GUI terminology - i.e. window, menu bar, scroll bar, tab, pane, etc.

    Whenever you are trying to help a newbie over the phone or via email or IM, the biggest obstacle seems to be accurately communicating where they are, what they see, and where to go. Given that GUIs are built upon metaphors to the real world, this terminology should be the easiest to learn but often that is not the case.

    How many of the comical tech support stories that have become ingrained in the mythology of the information age revolve around difficulties describing visual interfaces?
  • by myusername ( 597009 ) on Tuesday July 08, 2003 @11:49AM (#6392146)
    Maybe there should be a show on a major station that is like "Mail Call" but for geek questions. I know there are shows on TechTV like this, but I think if TLC or Discovery channel had one, it would reach more of the average Joe.
  • Well... (Score:3, Interesting)

    by Grendel Drago ( 41496 ) on Tuesday July 08, 2003 @12:14PM (#6392426) Homepage
    Since I mostly burn 350MB (half-CD) TV eps, I'm familiar with 1GB being very close to 1.5 (700MB) CDs. (It's 26MB too small.)

    Just being nitpicky.

    --grendel drago
  • It's not that hard. (Score:3, Interesting)

    by inertia187 ( 156602 ) * on Tuesday July 08, 2003 @12:28PM (#6392564) Homepage Journal
    During the holiday weekend, I got to sit and talk with my Grandmother. She's been using PCs since 1992, so I think of her as an expert. But she still believes she's a novice. Half of the problem is how one sees one's self.

    Even though she's been using PCs for a long time, she's still unaware of the jargon, but there are a couple things that entriege her. For instance, the concept of Machine Language. To a geek, this is a basic concept. To her, the idea that machines now have their very own language would be science fiction in her day, and it is fascinating.

    So, I have a problem when I try to explain what I do for a living. I'm a Java programmer. "Ok, what's that?" I usually leave out the word "java" for obvious reasons - it's confusing. Ok, so I'm a programmer. Again, "Ok, what's that?" "Well, I write instructions for a computer to follow." Not, "Well, I code up objects and methods that the compiler translates into bytecode that the virtual machines uses to translate into native machine language."

    Still, after that it's not like I can't talk to her about what I do. But usually I have to resort to analogy, which I hate because it's always a sloppy analogy.

    Lately, I've been working on a web version of our company's customer relationship management suite. I always start from the beginning with explaining what a customer relationship manager (CRM) is. "It's a list of customers and information about them." Instead of, "It's a database of profiles with relational ties to multiple tables."

    Sometimes she'd ask, "How does it work?" I'm not sure what she's really asking, so I say, half jokingly, "Very well, thank you." Usually that kind of question really means, "Can you show me a demo?"

    I almost feel like a JVM myself sometimes, but at least I can talk to her.

    Kind of on the reverse end for me, once I had a call in for Sprint's technical department because my Web enabled phone stopped accessing web sites. The front line support couldn't figure it out, so they told me to wait for the technical people to call me back.

    They called back early Saturday to my land line. I was half asleep, and they guy sounded like he was on speed. He told me to try a bunch of things, all the time talking about the "deck" and "cards" of the wireless web. I knew all about them, but why was he throwing out the jargon? "The card you see is on the ROM, so we need to get you back to your home deck." Then he'd say, "Did you change the home deck to something else?" He had me check this and that, all to no avail. Still no web access.

    Finally, he had me drill into the service screens using some codes I wanted to write down, but couldn't because I was still too sleepy. After all that, he realizes that the web service had been turned off. That's an accounting issue, not technical. I let him have it. I told him that Sprint should have figured this out before running me through the ... ringer. :-) He hung up. I had no way of reporting his rude unprofessional behavior. Let this be a warning. Get their name first. Even if they give a fake name, they always seem to give the same fake name.
  • Re:Yes they do (Score:2, Interesting)

    by nuggetman ( 242645 ) on Tuesday July 08, 2003 @12:34PM (#6392615) Homepage
    You can be the best engineer in the world but unless you are able to communicate your ideas [to a non-engineer], be it in writing or voice, you are of no use to anyone.

    One piece of good advice a teacher once gave me was this.

    If an idea can't be simplified so that you can explain it with a simple drawing on a paper napkin, it's probably too complex and not worth explaining.
  • by wirelessbuzzers ( 552513 ) on Tuesday July 08, 2003 @12:36PM (#6392636)
    If everyone pronounces it 'giga' (ie with a hard g), then the correct pronunciation is 'giga', not 'jiga'. It's not someone's name, so the 'correct' pronunciation is how people who are familiar with the term say it.

    In fact, the prefix giga- is from Greek 'gigas'. The Greek gamma is always the hard 'g' sound; there is no sound in Greek that is at all like 'j'. In names like John, 'i' is substituted ('Ioannos' or something).
  • by Gldm ( 600518 ) on Tuesday July 08, 2003 @12:52PM (#6392816)
    I seem to remember way way back in the days of old, you would go look at computers, and most major manufacturers would have benchmark scores with various applications. You'd then pick the machine with the highest score in the applications you used most often that you could afford. Or you'd go pick up a couple of PC magazines and read a review or two. What happened to that?

    Oh yeah, people started paying off reviewers and cheating on the benchmarks.

    Then again, assuming that benchmarks did get back into a realistic picture, what would we use for the test applications these days? Browser page loads? I mean what does the average user who doesn't understand the terminology run on their machine?

    1. IE or Netscape.

    2. AOL's crap or similar from another "value" ISP like MSN.

    3. A media player of some kind for audio or video or dvds.

    4. An IM client of some kind.

    5. Games, most likely a year or more out of date games like starcraft, diablo2, and counterstrike.

    6. Some form of word processor maybe. I doubt 90% of the people who get bundled office suites ever use spreadsheets or presentations.

    7. Maybe some basic photo stuff that came with a camera or scanner.

    8. Financial software for taxes maybe?

    Now, pick one on the list that requires more than a 1ghz machine, which is arguably the slowest machine you could reasonably expect to find. Even the games they're likely to run don't require anything within 2 generations of the latest hardware, usually it's hardcore gamers playing the new stuff that drives most of the faster system sales these days, at least for home users. But most of them learn the jargon after awhile.

    So when AMD says "People aren't buying fast computers because they don't understand the terms!" I think the real problem is that people aren't buying fast computers because they don't need them. Anything they buy will do whatever they do as fast as they need so they'll be happy with whatever a salesman has been paid to talk them into buying. They never know they're getting a bad deal because there's no way for them to tell, even after they get it home and use it for a year! The only way they can know is if someone who knows all the terminology comes and looks at it and says "What did you pay for this?" and tells them it's crap.

    Let's face it, the majority of applications are no longer intensive enough to drive faster hardware sales. Only a few niche apps like the latest games, heavy duty image and video editing, and software development need a system faster than even the most pathetic mainstream commercial offering in stores now. And the people who run those apps already know what they're talking about when they go shopping.

    The home PC market is dying. Start buying PDA and cellphone stocks now. What? Mom'll never use a PDA? Like she won't ever use a computer? Or a VCR? Wait till the PDAs cross this "sufficiency threshold" of being able to run the apps listed above, and relegate PCs to a role of "home server" to centrally store videos you don't feel like watching this week and such. "Hmm, now I can take my entire machine with me anywhere and just dock it into a small box with a keyboard under an LCD, even at work or my friend's house, and still have all my stuff, and it works just like my old PC did." It happens, it's just like OSs giving way to browsers, and command lines giving way to GUIs and ICs to microprocessors, transistors to ICs, and vaccuum tubes to transistors. It seems like it actually starts to happen just about every 10 years on the 5th year, give or take a few.
  • by suwain_2 ( 260792 ) on Tuesday July 08, 2003 @01:08PM (#6392986) Journal
    What do you recommend we use? If people are confused by tech terms, what units should we use? "This will hold up to 40,000 Word documents?" The number of MP3s? This might help some people, but frankly, it's about as accurate as measuring the area of a closet based on "Things it can hold" -- if you have Word documents of things like Shakespeare's complete works, you're going to fit way fewer Word documents on a computer than if you had 1-page letters to friends. Bytes make sense, and they're the true limit. There's no limit that you can fit, say, the 40,000 Word documents -- it's when you run out of bytes that you have a problem. I guess what I don't understand is what you'd have us use instead. A lot of stores now have things that will say, for example, you can store up to 24 hours of video on hard drive X, or 30,000 MP3s. But throwing away the 'real' terms entirely will cause havoc, as people don't understand why they could only fit 5,000 MP3s, each an hour-long speech, onto their hard drive that was supposed to hold 30,000. We need to help them to understand -- not ramble about how a byte is 8 bits, but rather something more like "Well, the average MP3 is about 5 megabytes -- five million bytes. This hard drive will hold up to 80 gigabytes -- eighty billion bytes..." You give the example of the medical profession, and how few people actually understand many of the terms. My doctor does what I recommend people do with computers -- he'll use a medical term, but then explain what it means. If he told me "You have a condition where you have to watch what you eat or you'll die," and then I tried to explain this to another doctor, he wouldn't really know what I was talking about. But if he told me (fortunately, this is just an example) "You have type 2 diabetes. This means..." and gave me a (concise and easy-to-understand) example, I'd know the term, _and_ understand what it meant. My doctor's always done this, and it gives me great confidence in his abilities, and is frankly kind of neat to learn about things, rather than having overly simplistic terms used. The key isn't to stop using tech terms, the key is to explain them in a way that makes sense to ordinary people.
  • Re:Yes they do (Score:4, Interesting)

    by angst_ridden_hipster ( 23104 ) on Tuesday July 08, 2003 @01:23PM (#6393116) Homepage Journal
    "Horsepower? What difference does that make? I think I'll buy this Geo Metro over here instead of that Corvette over there."

    But the interesting thing is, most people think that "horsepower" and "torque" are the same thing. I can't tell you how many times I've heard people talk about horsepower as being the same as speed off the line.

    It comes down to the fact that metrics are used to sell, even when they're not a "pure" representation of what the buyer is looking for. Just like you can have gearing on a car that's contrary to the performance patterns you're looking for, you can have a high GHz CPU with a lousy memory or I/O bandwidth. The metric looks good, but the product may not be. Otherwise all the Corvette drivers would be buying 500 horsepower tilling tractors, since they've got the horsepower per dollar advantage.

    People buy cars and computers for what they think they'll use them for. Someone looking for simple transportation doesn't care about horsepower. Someone looking to impress their friends will get a high horsepower car. Someone who wants performance will look into torque curves , unsprung weight, gear ratios, and, yes, horsepower.

    Similarly, people buying a computer so they can "have that internet thing" shouldn't really care much about CPU speed. Developers might care more about performance, and check disk size, memory, etc. Gamers will want to know that they can tweak CPU Input voltage, and will want to know how many cycles they lose for a secondary cache miss, etc.

  • by edunbar93 ( 141167 ) on Tuesday July 08, 2003 @01:26PM (#6393138)
    In other news, a poll shows fewer than 5% of the public knows what "Dual Overhead Cam" means. Or could correctly define horsepower other than "what engines are measured in." Neither could they tell you what fuel injection was, what a transmission did or where it was situated in their car.

    This news stunned advertisers that have been using these terms to sell cars for the past hundred years. Ford motor company has recently launched a campaign to educate the public as a result of these figures. Experts remain skeptical about the effectiveness of such a campaign, citing the fact that this is 100 year old technology, and saying "if the public doesn't get it now, they never will."
  • by crazyphilman ( 609923 ) on Tuesday July 08, 2003 @01:50PM (#6393405) Journal
    When I was in school, I was the "bright kid" in my class, and as a result, I was picked on endlessly by the other kids. This was sanctioned by the teachers. Once, I had mentioned that there were more than one ice age, because for show and tell I'd brought in some fossils from different periods. I'd gotten them from my father's cousin, who was a geolgist at a university in Virginia. The teacher called me a liar, and brought the science teacher over to explain to the class that "there was only one great ice age, everyone knows that". Then the kids picked on me for hours, as always.

    Elementary and middle school teachers seem to *always* be clueless, and not just about computers. You seem pretty sharp, like the exception that proves the rule, so don't think I'm targeting you here. I'm saying, in general they seem to be on the dumb side (at least mine were). One, Mr. Gilbert, once failed me for using the word "alas"! He screamed at me, "A sixth grader does NOT use the word ALAS!!!" I had to spend a half hour explaining it to the principal, for cryin' out loud. Ridiculous.

    The state of "education" doesn't matter, though. My kids are going to learn the way I did: my father used to bring me physics and science books that he got cheaply at work. I did the schoolwork I had to, to get through elementary and middle school, and I learned everything important on my own, by reading. I understood electromagnetism, geology, biology... All before I was in high school. I didn't need a teacher to tell me about it. Luckily, in high school I had some good teachers, and I learned a lot more.

    The thing to do is make sure you spend time with your kids, teaching them what you want them to know -- personally. Don't depend on some stranger to show them the light. Remember, "if you want it done right, do it yourself"...

  • Re:Yes they do (Score:3, Interesting)

    by ncc74656 ( 45571 ) <scott@alfter.us> on Tuesday July 08, 2003 @02:01PM (#6393529) Homepage Journal
    But the interesting thing is, most people think that "horsepower" and "torque" are the same thing. I can't tell you how many times I've heard people talk about horsepower as being the same as speed off the line.

    s/people/riceboys/g

    (Yeah, I suppose the general public doesn't know any better either, but riceboys tend to be the most obnoxiously ignorant of it. That they pretend they know anything about performance only makes things worse. They'll never get decent torque from their dinky 4-bangers, so they just gloss over it and hope to distract you with their obnoxious fart-can exhaust tips into thinking that they have something worth writing home about.)

  • Re:Yes they do (Score:3, Interesting)

    by Mac Degger ( 576336 ) on Tuesday July 08, 2003 @02:19PM (#6393711) Journal
    Sorry, dude; if mom or dad buy a car with ABS they had better know what that means for when they have to break suddenly...it changes the handeling of the car.
    It's like the law in that respect; every citizen is supposed to know it: ignorance is not an excuse.

    Somehow, you want to punish the knowledgable for the fact that the ignorant don't bother to educate themselves. Now this only works if you pay for someone to help you, as you would a lawyer or a helpdesk; then, and only then, do you have a right to demand explanantion.

    As for what you're talking about, you're talking about interdiciplinary communication. which is a whole different beast again.
    That's about different engineers with different sets of jargon having to communicate, not about one set of people without a jargon who need to know about something that lies within the domain of a group which does have a jargon...and somehow the mechanical engineer is always the one who has to learn the other jargon, never the electrical engineer or the chemical engineer having to learn the mech. eng.'s jargon. As a mechanical engineer, that pisses me off. I do it, but that doesn't mean it's fair.
  • Re:Be Judicious (Score:3, Interesting)

    by dasmegabyte ( 267018 ) <das@OHNOWHATSTHISdasmegabyte.org> on Tuesday July 08, 2003 @02:26PM (#6393775) Homepage Journal
    "To bombard" is a verb, not a phrase. You can tell it's not a phrase because it has neither a subject nor an object. You make a good point that the alternate definition for the verb seems to fit by context clues, terse though they are. But in noun form, "bombard" doesn't mean that. It means "a late medieval cannon used to hurl stones." So how is using a verb as a noun correct?

    It's not. You can't substitute actions for things or ideas. If asked for a pencil, I can't hand a person "to write." I can't argue that Heigel makes great strides in the field of "think." The word "bombard" therefore is either used wrong contextually, or it's just silly.

    "Bombast" is a noun which is graphically and phonetically similar to "bombard," so it's easy to mix the two up. In the context of that sentence, "bombast" is beautiful, since it means "long-winded rhetoric." Like this post i'm penning now, but unlike the one I penned before it. That was succinct, though it was kind of bitchy. Je me excuse.

    Therefore, the correction stands. And I'll thank you not to correct my correction incorrectly.

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