USS Ronald Reagan Commissioning Tomorrow 1831
wessman writes "Being an employee at Northrop Grumman's Newport News shipyard, I cannot help but be proud to see one of our products commissioned by the U.S. Navy, especially considering how long it takes to build a $5 billion Nimitz-class nuclear-powered aircraft carrier. And I'm sure the other 18,000 workers here feel the same way. The ship is being commissioned Saturday, July 12 at the Norfolk naval base. It is obviously the most technically advanced carrier in the fleet, taking the term "hardware" to new levels. Pick a local story. From the Hampton Roads Daily Press: Anchors Aweigh, Changes Abound Aboard Carrier, Some Wanted CVN-76 Named after Daredevil Flier, 20,000 Expected for Reagan's Rite, USS Constellation Retiring Too Soon?. From the Virginia Pilot: The Carrier Reagan - Ahead of Its Class, Carrier Construction is All in the Family, Former President's Son Michael Reagan Excited about Commissioning."
I wonder (Score:3, Funny)
One question. (Score:2, Funny)
Gerald Ford (Score:5, Funny)
Bah. (Score:5, Funny)
Makes sense, really (Score:1, Funny)
Bad Name (Score:5, Funny)
Ouch.. (Score:3, Funny)
At $5 billion a pop, I can only imagine what a Beowulf cluster of these would be like..
great... (Score:3, Funny)
the GPS forgets where it is, and the sensory equipment goes to sleep during long meetings.
Re:WTF? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:WTF? (Score:4, Funny)
Misnamed, I think (Score:5, Funny)
* More space for women
* New island house
* Bulbous bow
* New arresting gear
One can't help but think it should have been named the USS Bill Clinton instead....
Nope (Score:5, Funny)
Re:great... (Score:2, Funny)
AAAAAH, so that's why it cost $5 billion.
No ship for Clinton, but.... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Ouch.. (Score:2, Funny)
Re:I wonder (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Control systems (Score:2, Funny)
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Re:I wonder (Score:4, Funny)
Re:WTF? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:One question. (Score:3, Funny)
OMG, you bastard! The rest of the post was fine, but this is UNFORGIVABLE!!!
Seriously, though, the post is so uber-flamebait (like that?) that it surpasses flamebait and moves on to funny.
USS Bill Clinton (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Simply wrong (Score:5, Funny)
Oh, so you're one of those types who think he's still alive?
Re:Misnamed, I think (Score:5, Funny)
*All female crewmembers return to port preagnant.
*When conflict breaks out, it makes port in a non-involved country.
*Has a suite of bedrooms for rent at $50,000/night.
*Equiped with a double compliment of distress beacons and emergency signal flares.
*Flight deck lined with astroturf.
Re:I wonder (Score:1, Funny)
Regan? So great, you can't even spell his name right!
BTW he was a fuckwit president. But not the last, I see.
I'm sure Al-Queda have a little motor boat packed full of explosives called the Hinkley just waiting for it to approach the gulf...
Re:I wonder (Score:5, Funny)
Sincerely,
Osama
Re:I wonder (Score:2, Funny)
you spotted it!
"HMS Quite Easy to Sink with an Exocet" doesn't really have the same ring to it though, does it?
Re:Gerald Ford (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Not exactly the best naming scheme (Score:2, Funny)
A lot of RN ships have really dull names like HMS York or some other place name. I rather like things like "HMS Fantastic", "HMS Unstoppable" or even "HMS Comeandavaagoifyouthinkyourehardenuff".
That sort of thing.
Re:Gerald Ford (Score:5, Funny)
USS Bill Clinton gets really close to some of the not-quite-commissioned submarines, and gets them to stick torpedoes in places where torpedoes shouldn't be stuck.
Then there's the USS George W Bush, which comes with faulty radar that is always detecting incoming Weapons of Mass Destruction.
-- james
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Re:Mod parent up! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:more than meets the eye (Score:4, Funny)
Close, very close. Directed energy weapons means of course sharks with friggin' lasers.
For that much... (Score:1, Funny)
Where's my socialized health care again?
Re:Ooh, yeah, you're so brave! (Score:3, Funny)
True, but I only have so much Karma to give for my country.
"Your Command?" (Score:3, Funny)
DAMN RIGHT! (Score:3, Funny)
USS Millard Fillmore (Score:3, Funny)
Or the USS Chester Arthur, which, uh...
Never mind.
He'd prefer a sub named USS Monica Lewinski (Score:2, Funny)
Re:I wonder (Score:0, Funny)
Re:My $.02 on this (Score:3, Funny)
quoteth:
"The only way to prevent being overrun by bullies is to be strong yourself"
Nice to see you slip in some advice for Iraqi civilians there :)
.02
cLive ;-)
Re:Answers for Hippies (Score:3, Funny)
Yeah, but would terrorists fear a gigantic rotating barbie doll?
You know, come to think of it, they might...
Re:Gerald Ford (Score:4, Funny)