Windows Virus Takes Out Gov't Agencies in MD, PA 984
Zolzar writes "Looks like the Md. State Motor Vehicles Administration is the first government agency reporting a failure of their systems due to the recent virus." This is a more specific story about the outage. And the city of Philadelphia has suffered as well.
Has to be said... (Score:0, Funny)
Newsflash! (Score:5, Funny)
C'mon, this is getting so old ... but I guess that's the really pity, isn't it? Gives cities like Munich the last laugh.
Best news all day (Score:5, Funny)
We Got Hit (Score:5, Funny)
And who was it who brought it into the office? The CEO. He thought he had a virus but connected to the network anyway. Mod that funny if you will but try being part of our network support team.
Windows rules..... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Thanks for nothing. (Score:5, Funny)
So all someone has to do is dislike Gates and Microsoft, write an Windows virus, and they are automatically considered a Linux user?
Cool.
Re: Best news all day (Score:5, Funny)
> Bringing down the DMV may be the best use anyone's ever found for a virus.
Yeah, everyone's always complaining that the lines aren't slow enough already.
So are you implying (Score:5, Funny)
Re:We Got Hit (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I don't pity them (Score:2, Funny)
But if you are going to trust a closed source operating system, you may as well trust all updates from the owners of the code. I mean, who else is qualified to release patches...?
As they say: In for a penny, in for a pound.
I run Windows update on all my employer's servers and workstations within 48 hours of a security patch being released. I figure that is enough for a billion dollar company to retract a patch that has gone bad.
Re: A good arguement for... (Score:5, Funny)
I wonder if this will eventually become a regular segment, like the weather
I can see it now... a fat bald guy standing in front a colorful map of the US pointing at little cardboard cut outs of 'hax0r' and '0wn3d' talking about an 'outbreak of DDOS across the midwest' and a 'hacker front coming up the eastern seaboard.'
There could also be a five-day patch forecast, and to wrap it all up he could say happy birthday to really old sysadmins and shoutouts to servers with really long uptime.
Dear SAN, (Score:2, Funny)
I just want to say LOVE YOU SAN!! billy gates why do you make this possible ? Stop making money and fix your software!!
Love,
Letter
Virus taking out government computers? (Score:2, Funny)
*makes some popcorn and waits for the nukes.
British Columbia banking is screwing up now! (Score:3, Funny)
Virus? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Yes (Score:4, Funny)
VERY JOKE! See US President and FBI Secrets!
However, to the dismay of many a sys-admin, this worm is not VERY JOKE. Sigh.
From my hotel to work (Score:2, Funny)
Word of fore warning - I am typing on a ONCOMMAND keyboard (hotel web TV) that is probably covered in beer and man glaze.
I had a mysterious reboot one night when tyig to access the "High Speed Suck-O-Net" That they try to charge $10/night for. After 13 hours of updati MS systems at work I wrote it off as "one of those things". Now I am starting to have second thoughts.
I can't use the internet in the hotel on my computer because everytime I do I get the "NT Authority/System RPC service terminated unexpectedly" then my Windows XP laptop (wasn't it supposed to be more secure?!?) shuts itself off. Not only taht the phone stoped worknig next to the bed, the receptionist downstairs thinks I am crazy for bitching about worms (how can worms get on the tenth floor?), this keyboard sucks and my coputer is infected with a DAMNED VIRUS that has already cost me $10 for the initial infction! I would like to find the ASSHOLE that wrote this POS and give his ass an unexpected termination!
Seriously though,
Why can't someone right a virus that get's into these ONCOMMAND systems (run on MS (P)OS) and tell it give everyone free porn? I would pay for it but I am afraid my TV will shut off half way through due to some bug and I would have to make the rest up!
I probably would have been able to respond to the 15 minutes of warning had I not had been patching other vulnerabilities these bastards keep finding.
BTW - I proudly run OSS for several of my (stable) servers but I am not in MY ofice, I am in a pure MS network. I will now be infesting it with a new "virus" according to the all knowing MS. it's a little thing calld Linux, anyone heard of it?
Well I supose I should get some sleep as I will have a couple hundred machines to clean at 6 AM and it's now 12:30. Off to bd where I shal dream of worms crawling htrough my head!
Re:People should start taking note (Score:2, Funny)
WTF??? Is 90% of the world running Autocad? As far as I know, thats about the only thing that's really stuck to running on Windows (of software available to the general public.) Even MS Office can run fine on an alternative platform (Macintosh.)
Also, 90% means nine out of ten. So, what you are saying, when you say That's just not an option for 90% of the world , is that nine out of ten aboriginals or rain forest indians have no option but to use MS? Good God, man, I'm not even sure that nine out of ten people in the world have electriciy or running water. So, before you start spouting off about "options for 90% of the world", how about you tone that down to what you really mean, and say,
"Blah blah, don't use MS, blah blah. That's just not an option for 90% of the anonymous cowards who post to
Re:Our system (Score:3, Funny)
Hmm, that sounds about right for normal operation - are you sure the systems are infected?
Re:Yes (Score:3, Funny)
Re:The writer has an obvious agenda. (Score:3, Funny)
Yay, Employment! (Score:4, Funny)
Yes - I am partly serious.
Re:Our system (Score:3, Funny)
If nothing else this worm will stop people from having to put up with pop-ups for a few days... Might almost be worth it.
Re:Yes (Score:2, Funny)
Re:WMW: Whatever McDonald's Worker! (Score:2, Funny)
This business strategy of having your customers depend on you to prevent these pathetic hacks works well for them. What other company in these times has $50 billion in cash?
The only thing that can help or even fix this is competition. We all know that's not going to be from apple anymore, so maybe linux.
Re:People should start taking note (Score:4, Funny)
Re:You just described my vision of hell (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Yay, Employment! (Score:3, Funny)
The note I just got said those jobs are being outsourced to India. Sorry you're still out of luck.
Re:Yes (Score:3, Funny)
you stop software installs and removable media through good security policy, not by running your mission critical stuff on an obscure OS that you can't support and your vendor won't support either.
Pshaw! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Want to see the code? (Score:1, Funny)
RPC provides an inter-process communication mechanism that allows a program running on one computer to seamlessly execute code on a remote system. The protocol itself is derived from the Open Software Foundation (OSF) RPC protocol, but with the addition of some Microsoft specific extensions.
and
There is a vulnerability in the part of RPC that deals with message exchange over TCP/IP. The failure results because of incorrect handling of malformed messages. This particular vulnerability affects a Distributed Component Object Model (DCOM) interface with RPC
So basically, if they had respected the original RPC spec provided by the Open Software Foundation this wouldn't have happened, AFAIK DCOM isn't part of RPC but rather just one of those infamous Microsoft specific extensions.
Re:What make Windows 2003 so secure? (Score:3, Funny)
NT was the most secure Windows ever made.
95 was the best Windows ever made.
98 was the best Windows ever made.
2000 was the best and most secure Windows ever made.
XP was the best and most secure Windows ever made.
2003 is the best and most secure Windows ever made.
And all those claims could be defended, as each successive Windows fixed past vulnerabilities (with subsequent service packs sometimes reactivating the same vulnerabilities) and made some minor improvements.
However, no version of Windows has come even remotely close to being secure, even if you disable all network services configurable by users.
Having never used Win2003, I can confidently assume that it will be little, if at all, more secure and reliable than any past version of Windows. Keeping logs telling you that you've been screwed rather than taking steps to keep you from being screwed in the first place is not an improvement.
I live in MD (Score:2, Funny)