LovSan Clone Let Loose 631
JMullins writes "According to Kaspersky Labs the LovSan virus has been re-released in a new form that has changed the appearance of the worm. It looks like the outbreak continues to get worse and worse, with no real end in sight until people can patch their systems. Net slowdowns are expected over the weekend when both versions of the virus start their attack."
Cloning.. (Score:5, Funny)
Feeling left out (Score:5, Funny)
Re: Cloning.. (Score:5, Funny)
> Don't let the legislature get wind of this story.. They'll try to use it as justification to ban cloning.
The scary part is that if they mutate and interbreed we could end up with a virus with four asses.
Phew (Score:4, Funny)
Guess they were just damned lucky there.
Re:It's a little fishy (Score:1, Funny)
1. Capture virus
2. Rerelease it so it's harder to stop, harder to detect and more harmful
3. PROFIT!!!
If we're lucky... (Score:4, Funny)
If we're lucky the power will be out and the worms won't be able to carry out their attack.
Well some are safe from it... (Score:5, Funny)
News Flash (Score:5, Funny)
I hope this new version runs under WINE (Score:1, Funny)
SCO announcement (Score:3, Funny)
Lisensing fees start at $699 for home users.
Re:Feeling left out (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I hope this new version runs under WINE (Score:4, Funny)
Finally, all the Linux users who have felt left out can participate in the reboot fun. It is a bargain for $50. See www.crossoverblaster.devnull for more details.
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Re:the average user reaction... (Score:5, Funny)
Most common "problem" I have seen is that people do the following:
1)Get a computer, with OS and some software installed
2)Use the computer
3)If buy commercial software, install it, hitting OK every time it appears
4)If download arbitrary software from the net, install it, hitting OK every time it appears
5) If computer seems sluggish or something seems wrong, do one or more of the following:
This algorithm is run continuously for several years.
Re: Cloning.. (Score:5, Funny)
Wrong. It's still a step above Star Trek conventions.
Oh, it's not that bad! (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Defeating MSBLAST.EXE and The Blaster Worm (Score:1, Funny)
Re:If we're lucky... (Score:1, Funny)
Re: Cloning.. (Score:5, Funny)
Off-topic? By Grabthar's Hammer, I shall avenge you.
I am so sick of these amatures... (Score:5, Funny)
For instance take this worm and add the ability for it to seek the network for every single excel spread sheet it can find and randomly mix up a couple of cell values. Then have it set the access time back to the original.
Hell just write a few bytes to a random location in any file you can access.
Come on black hats, quit boring me!
Re:Feeling left out (Score:5, Funny)
Re:If we're lucky... (Score:5, Funny)
Damn, Slashdot needs a "+1 Paranoid" mod
Simple security practices go a long way... (Score:1, Funny)
Left out? Try a Linux version :) (Score:3, Funny)
To make this smile even bigger: Compile this and execute it as root (all ports below 1024 are restricted and needs root permission to be listened to)
Now you can actually *see* when the worm tries it's futile attack on your superior OS.
Re:Feeling left out (Score:1, Funny)
nc -l -p 135 > worm.out
Re:Feeling left out (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Simple security practices go a long way... (Score:4, Funny)
Massive Legal Ramifications in here (Score:4, Funny)
Firstly, the second strain of the virus is clearly derived from
the first strain. This is blatant piracy, and a violation of the
cherished IP of the original authors.
The original author of the virus is now in a position to reap a windfall, by
- Suing the second author to the tune of $3Bn for having blatantly stolen their code.
- Suing the thousands of owners of infected machines because they may be running pirated code in violation of the DMCA.
- Offering infected users a $699 licence fee for running the derived virus, which will protect them from any further legal action.
What the authors of the second, derived virus have done is abominable, and shows a callous disregard for the IP rights of the original authors. They are nothing but pirates, and a threat to the wholesome values of benign free-trade capitalism.
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Re: Cloning.. (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Feeling left out (Score:3, Funny)
Re: Cloning.. (Score:2, Funny)
Re: Cloning.. (Score:2, Funny)
<Obligatory MS Bashing>
I think that's called Windows
</Bash>
Gets funny indeed after so many times (Score:3, Funny)
It is certainly redundant to state the simple solution is to abandon all Microsoft products. There must be hundreds of exploits 'widely known among hackers' but not known to Microsoft and/or published. Any 'hacker' worth his salt can get into any NT type server with a minimal effort and can certainly get to clients and install servers. The truth of he matter is us old hacks are really bored with Microsoft.
Re:If we're lucky... (Score:3, Funny)
Well, Bill Gates is already more powerful than any government leader in the world, so perhaps we shouldn't be suprised if he has also mastered lightning and other natural phenomena to do his bidding.