Phone Plus Sensory Deprivation Equals... 337
Solo-Malee writes "The BBC has an article about a new phone technology that isolates the user from all other sensory input. This in theory means the user is not distracted by other things occurring in their immediate surroundings. If these catch on, it looks like getting a Jacuzzi for the office could be easier than you might expect."
Driving... (Score:5, Funny)
Damn it (Score:2, Funny)
Sounds like sex isn't going to be as much fun as before.
Sonds like great technology for car phones! (Score:5, Funny)
Phone Plus Sensory Deprivation Equals... (Score:5, Funny)
MY JOB.
Sorry About That, Chief! (Score:5, Funny)
No smell? (Score:4, Funny)
From the story.
That is, you can't smell anything else if the swimming pool isn't chlorinated.
Hmmm. No, I guess that wouldn't actually help much either
Bad idea (Score:3, Funny)
Made me smile (Score:3, Funny)
a swimming pool and put on a helmet to answer
a work phone call. The mental image... is
quite worrying in some cases.
Though I find the best thing about working from
home is that people dont have my phone number
here, so
meetings. Magical.
I can see it now (Score:4, Funny)
HELLO? I'M IN THE POOL!
On the plus side, it'll be easier to drown them...
Max Smart comes to the Real World (Score:-1, Funny)
Re:Damn it (Score:2, Funny)
Sounds like sex isn't going to be as much fun as before.
Your hands are still free while floating in the pool. You are referring to phone-sex0r, right?
Don't walk on the sidewalks! (Score:5, Funny)
"Yeah, officer, I was driving down the highway at 65mph when my phone rang. I have no idea how I ended up in this field! And why is the front of my car all covered in blood?"
Abusable (Score:3, Funny)
Imagine running and jumping into the pool, strapping on your Lunar Lander floating headset, and getting all situated, just to find a telemarketer on the other end of the line!
I don't know what's worse, that you have to get out and dry off, or that the telemarketer has your TOTAL ATTENTION.
But... (Score:1, Funny)
AAAAAAAARGH not again
*takes off clothes*
*puts on helmet*
*dives into water*
Hi, we have this great new vacuum cleaner we're selling
The date on my computer must be wrong... (Score:2, Funny)
Call centers? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:The phone is your leash (Score:5, Funny)
I eat ham & cheese and this never happens to me. Maybe you should try switching sandwiches.
right... (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Sensory Deprivation... (Score:1, Funny)
But, a sensory deprivation tank, a few hours to kill, and a big phat joint makes for a great Friday afternoon. Hey, its Fri....^^^^^No Carrier.
my new phone routine? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:The phone is your leash (Score:3, Funny)
What a waste (Score:3, Funny)
Just some random thoughts:
Everytime I get in the pool I always have to pee, which would be a distraction in itself.
Other people would probably be swiming in the pool, there is nothing more irritating to me then someone splashing me while I am in the pool.
Do you have to sit in the pool all day waiting for a call, or do you answer a call and ask the person to hold while you put your bathing suit on.
What if there is an electrical storm while you are on the phone? You would not know and could die.
Do you think the ring tone should be the theme to Jaws?
Re:The phone is your leash (Score:3, Funny)
Re:The phone is your leash (Score:2, Funny)
Re:The phone is your leash (Score:5, Funny)
20 PRINT "Yeah, I was calling because your number was on my caller ID."
30 PRINT "Oh."
40 PRINT "Yeah."
50 PRINT "So..."
60 PRINT "Yeah."
70 GOTO 50
hey stop picking on me! (Score:3, Funny)
You turn ONE LITTLE bus full of nuns into burning wreckage and that's all everyone talks about. "Hey AL! How many hail Marys did ya get?"
Re:The phone is your leash (Score:3, Funny)
The helmet delivers pre-gnawed chicken salad sandwich directly to the mouth, to avoid the distraction of having to carry the sandwich to the mouth and chewing it.
Re:Driving... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:I find it funny (Score:4, Funny)
The added bonus is I have a cell phone in each hand over each ear. I'm a total badass and this lets people know it! BTW, I tried this with those handsfree one-ear headsets. Unfortunately people just thought I was listening to an iPod and talking to myself. "I'm a badass, I'm not crazy," I would have to tell them. It got to be a pain.