Ideas Unlimited: 11 Suggestions for New Inventions 554
securitas writes "The New York Times asked 11 prominent people to write about a device that they'd like to see invented (Google). Contributors include John Perry Barlow, Scott Adams, William Gibson and Bill Joy, among others. There are some intriguing ideas and some that are way out there, but lots of fun for geeks everywhere."
Nice Idea But... (Score:5, Funny)
In the current climate this article is completely redundant, if it can be conceived of it has not only been patented but there are defensive patents surrounding it's use, offensive patents surrounding it's use while painted a different colour and more than likely several publicly traded companies bidding on the future rights to sell a cut down version for kids.
The product itself will never be developed however because there are 3 studies proving it causes cancer and several court cases that are claiming that the concept artwork was inspiration for some violent outburst.
Please note, I have not even suggested the possibility that you might have to pay SCO for using it. Wait a minute. Damit!
My favourite (Score:4, Funny)
Things that people want to see invented ? (Score:5, Funny)
Hmm, if they can think of something to invent, didn't they just invented it? I thought an invention was essentially something new that nobody thought about before (and no, it's not the same as something that's patented : you can patent something everybody wants).
Here's the invention I'm working on : a machine with a dictionary of technical words, verbs and old english expressions, that spits out random descriptions and diagrams, staples everything together, puts it in an envelope, stick a stamp on it and sends it to the USPTO automatically. It then sits on google, waits for pages with a lot of similar words, and automatically dials my attorney's number when it finds one. I expect to reap great profits from such a machine.
"Solve my problem" (Score:2, Funny)
Just one big button saying "Solve My Problem", press it and voila....
No more phonecalls, no customers, no deadlines and ofcourse it autoinstalls gimmemoney 1.0 at the same time. :-)
Trump's onto something (Score:3, Funny)
Heck with contractors, I'd attach those chips to my wife and kids. For pretty much the same reasons. (Admit it, Donald, you'd do the same.)
My Favorite (Score:5, Funny)
Holy Crap! Patent that before someone else does!
Re:"Solve my problem" (Score:1, Funny)
It's better known as the "Miracle 99" command.
NYT? (Score:0, Funny)
Re:My Favorite (Score:5, Funny)
"Margaret, in this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics."
Mod Idea (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Cat locator (Score:1, Funny)
#12 (Score:4, Funny)
GAWS: The Goatse.cx Advanced Warning System
A heuristic neural network which would flash large warnings on a computer screen when an obfuscated link would lead the user to goatse.cx.
Margaret Cho? (Score:0, Funny)
Why do you need a cat locator? (Score:5, Funny)
Why is everyone backing away from me?!
whynot.net slashdotted (Score:5, Funny)
When whynot.net is available again, post to whynot.net asking for a pre-emptive solution to being slashdotted.
Re:No room for that when Cho and Moby are predicti (Score:4, Funny)
Err, yeah. It's bad news when the best idea out of your panel of 11 geniuses comes from Cris Collinsworth. Imagine if Terry Bradshaw or John Madden had been included!
-1, Overrated (Score:2, Funny)
Ford Prefect Would Be Proud (Score:4, Funny)
Let me get this straight... you want an electric thumb that happens to hold 4.2?
I think Ford and Zaphod would be proud!
Blockwars [blockwars.com]: multiplayer and free!
Three words: Milla Jovovich fembot. (Score:5, Funny)
A great invention would be.... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:five tools for aborigines? (Score:3, Funny)
I don't know, but I hope the one who invented the didjeridu got beaten to death with it...
Re:My Favorite (Score:2, Funny)
That wouldn't be too hard. Just tell the guy someone doesn't think he could push your car all the way to your office.
Damn, I just invented the Ego-powered car.
Re:No room for that when Cho and Moby are predicti (Score:3, Funny)
Now I don't feel so stupid, because I have living proof that people can graduate high school and STILL not understand the simple concept of conservation of energy.
Re:Nice Idea But... (Score:1, Funny)
Re:"Solve my problem" (Score:2, Funny)
#include
void main(void)
{
printf("because windows sucks\n");
}