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pvt_medic writes "MSNBC is reporting that there soon will be a Miss Digital World Competition. "'MISS DIGITAL WORLD' is the first beauty contest for the likes of videogame heroine Lara Croft and computer-cloned actresses from the "Matrix" films and new beauties tweaked to perfection with 3D graphics." The website for the competition is still under construction at MissDigitalWorld.Com"
Cortana (Score:1, Funny)
Man, that's just cruel. (Score:5, Funny)
Also: Wasn't the whole digital actress/lara croft meme really hip like, 5 years ago?
Is it just me... (Score:5, Funny)
Gollum, obviously... (Score:5, Funny)
The only competition will be from Dobby, for his stunny portrayal of life in the world's oldest profession in the movie Dobby Does Dallas.
And there in the background, you can just hear ... (Score:5, Funny)
Oh, the pain. The pain.
Just like in real life (Score:4, Funny)
My Nomination (Score:3, Funny)
Age (Score:5, Funny)
Can Zelda enter? Or is there an age limit?
Just another step towards geek alienation... (Score:1, Funny)
But doesn't this contest promote geek alienation. With all the pr0n around, we already lost the desire for real world women... What's gonna happen when fake women become even more popular?
I wouldn't say geek sex is hypocritical (Score:5, Funny)
These should be interesting..... (Score:5, Funny)
Just what the average joe girl needs...comp from a chick made with photoshop, and a slider bar for increasing bust size.
I can hear it now:
Nerd "Yea she was ok, but she was eating my pizza and I could not tweak her breast any larger than a B cup."
Geek "Well did she at least wear something that got your little Elvis to sing and dance?"
Nerd "She really got bent when I told her she should be wearing Tia'wik Dancing Thong."
Geek "Don't you just wish you could re-roll your honey?!"
---phffff!
Remember your audience (Score:5, Funny)
Don't presume so much about your readers' seductive abilities. This is Slashdot, after all.
I nominate... (Score:1, Funny)
She's a crack shot too. Is talent involved in the judging?
Acceptance Speech (Score:1, Funny)
I was going to post something thoughtful... (Score:3, Funny)
But instead, I'll say this:
Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball
One image gallery and you've got a website, MSNBC.
Re:Just think.... (Score:5, Funny)
There can be only one! (Score:3, Funny)
Second Lame Joke (Score:3, Funny)
Daniel
The Reigning Queen (for nearly a century...) (Score:4, Funny)
Re:These should be interesting..... (Score:3, Funny)
Everything is true of the null set
Henry
Ultimately, there could only be 4 competitors... (Score:5, Funny)
We are, after all, talking about some 2-bit Whore.
Re:Man, that's just cruel. (Score:2, Funny)
Like it would have lasted long... if this is the editor, imagine the server!
News Flash! (Score:5, Funny)
DAYLOG (2/2/04 Early)
Feb. 2nd, 2004-
(Reuters)- Miss Digital World deletes herself after nude photo appears to press.
Internet Police today say they found the hard drive space where Aki Ross's Body has been found. Ross, crowned Miss Digital World, disappeared after winning the title, when the controversial website www.akirossnude.com opened up days after her crowning. Police say that members of Ross's development team could not find her anywhere. Police started the investigation moments after members of SquareSoft said she was missing, and was no longer found in the backups.
Police and authorities found Ross several days later in an abandoned and dilapidated part of an ancient server farm, the victim of an apparent self-inflicted deletion. CSI was dispatched to the server, but said there was little to investigate, as much of her was already overwritten. The lone artifact of her deletion was a READ ME file she left, explaining the pain of her nude renders had caused her, and that she never imagined that something so innocent in the early parts of her film career would come back against her later.
Aki Ross was four years old. Her film credits include Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within and nothing else. The other cast members of Final Fantasy could not be reached for comment.
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Miss? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Is it just me... (Score:2, Funny)
I find the girl next door to be quite special you insensitive clod!!
Re:My Nomination (Score:3, Funny)
Haven't you ever heard of that song by Loverboy? "Elephant and pig DNA just don't mix!"
Although I'd say that for a mouse and a jellyfish to get it on, it would have to be 'unselective' breeding, no?
And the poor mouse... "Oh baby, it tingles...no wait, it stings! IT STINGS! IT BURNS! OH GOD, IT BURNS!
Re:I actually like this idea (Score:5, Funny)
Reminds me of the Dilbert cartoon:
Dogbert says: "I can predict the future by assuming that money and male hormones are the driving forces for new technology. Therefore when virtual reality gets cheaper than dating, society is doomed."
The last frame is dated "Year 2004" and has a woman at the door asking Dogbert, "Is Dilbert available?" to which Dogbert replies, "He's been in the Holodeck since March."
Re:Problem with one of the requirements (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Is it just me... (Score:3, Funny)
Ah, so it's you that's buying the X10 gear. Another problem solved!!