From Silicon To Microprocessors 174
prostoalex writes "Jim Turley from Embedded Systems Programming magazine answers the question of where microprocessors come from. While the public generally knows about the silicon and microprocessor vendors, few can describe the process of turning the beach sand into the latest and greatest several-hundred-dollars-worth CPU."
The birds and bees, flowers and trees (Score:5, Funny)
Right, mommy?
...giant silver bolognas... (Score:5, Funny)
That, my friends, is a really unpleasant image.
Then it's sliced into exceptionally thin wafers about 6 to 8 inches (200 to 300mm) across, depending on the diameter of the ingot.
Owwww!!!!
It's all about what catches the eye (Score:5, Funny)
Oh, everyone knows... (Score:3, Funny)
*sqlorch*
*SQLORCH*
*Ding!*
I can, and in only 4 letters (Score:4, Funny)
the truth (Score:5, Funny)
tinker-toys (Score:5, Funny)
Only if you're buying intel can you get the latest and greatest for only several-hundred-dollars-worth. We call the intel servers at work "tinker-toys" because they are wimpy and cannot get much real work done.
The Alphaserver GS160, the IBM RS/6000, and the Sunfire 12k. Those are the manly servers that do the real work around here. I don't think you can replace fans in these things for "several-hundred-dollars-worth".
The Silicon Fairy (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Clean Rooms (Score:3, Funny)
Well, shoot! That sure blows my image, I thought it was the disco music that people in Intel 'bunny suits' [tow.com] danced to.
Re:The birds and bees, flowers and trees (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Why just square chips? (Score:5, Funny)
They tried this once, but all the geeks in the clean room started putting little orcs on the chips and played Dungeons and Dragons
Don't you mean... (Score:3, Funny)
Wafer Diameter? (Score:5, Funny)
And I agree, clean rooms are no fun. Ever trying typing on a plastic-coated miniature keyboard with two pairs of gloves?
I have always wondered... (Score:2, Funny)
I always wondered why people bragged about their new computer and made the comment about leaving mine in the dust!