What The Internet Isn't 485
looseBits writes "Doc Searls and David Weinberger, co-authors of The Cluetrain Manifesto, have put together a 10-part guide for how to stop mistaking the Internet for something it isn't. It contains some painfully obvious and often overlooked characteristics of the 'world of ends' we call the Internet."
for sale... (Score:5, Funny)
For sale Dell Computer Pentium II with the Internet
I was shocked... First thing I thought was where the hell can I fit the entire Internet on my machine.
hmmm (Score:5, Funny)
Yes, we already know - porn...
Bill Gates... (Score:3, Funny)
So Bill Gates is a blockhead with a will of iron now?
Let's all sing, digitally (Score:5, Funny)
We are the world
We are the Internet
We are the ones who make a better place
We are the bloggers.
(Take it away, Bob Metcalfe!)
It's a choice we're making,
We're changing our own lives...
ObSimpsons Quote (Score:4, Funny)
Forget the Cluetrain, get on the Gluetrain! (Score:4, Funny)
Re:I always thought the Internet was... (Score:1, Funny)
But what *IS* the internet? (Score:5, Funny)
> symmetric closure of the relationship "can be reached by an IP
> packet from". --Seth Breidbart
I think I got that from the nanog list a few years ago.
Obligatory Simpsons Quote (Score:5, Funny)
ObAOLResponse (Score:2, Funny)
But... but.. their commercials flat out say, "AOL is the Internet"!!!!
They wouldn't lie to me, would they??
Re:illegal internet (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Let's all sing, digitally (Score:3, Funny)
Re:for sale... (Score:3, Funny)
I was helping a customer out with some tech support.
My Question 1: Are you in front of your computer right now?
His Answer 1: Yes.
My Question 2: Okay. What operating system do you have?
His answer 2: Dell
Maybe it was the same guy?
The internet (Score:3, Funny)
isn't a place to find pornography
isn't a place to talk sexually to a 50 year old man sitting half naked in his studio appartment.
What The Internet Isn't: (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Where is the Internet? (Score:5, Funny)
Obligatory (Score:5, Funny)
Also look at this:
http://www.xs4all.nl/~neteagle/oops/downlo
I sent that link to a friend and she thought something was actually downloading. Just perfect.
Re:for sale... (Score:1, Funny)
Re:for sale... (Score:2, Funny)
Do you have the internet at home? I always wanted to burst out with something along the lines of "Yes, I have the inetrnet at my house, the whole fucking thing, it's in a shoebox under my bed".
Re:Bill Gates... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Obligatory (Score:4, Funny)
Also, be sure to check out www.turnofftheinternet.com [turnofftheinternet.com] (turn your popup blocker off.. works best in IE6.. remember your Alt+Tab and Ctrl+Alt+Del.. it's nothing you can't get out of, don't worry). Funny trick to set up in a computer lab, for instance...
Re:Old news... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Where is the Internet? (Score:3, Funny)
Internet = porn ??? (Score:2, Funny)
Internet for Dummies (Score:2, Funny)
"The Internet is not a breakfast cereal. Yet."
IMHO (Score:5, Funny)
Let's make a website where people can gather together, and quote (or misquote) various famous television shows. Such as The Simpsons, or South Park.
We can also allow a certain sense of humor, and we'll offer news along with the humor. Everything will center around a penguin that has more power than the richest person on the planet.
What? Slashdot.org, huh? Well, I for one welcome our new slashdot overlords.
Re:Ironic? (Score:5, Funny)
Well, the internet does have some standards, you know...
Dupe+1 (Score:3, Funny)
World of Ends Public Draft [slashdot.org]
Posted by Hemos on Saturday March 08, 2003@09:39PM
from the and-i-feel-fine dept.
Doc Searls sent me the link over to the newest work that he and fellow Cluetrain person David Weinberger haveput together. It's called "World of Ends" although I like the subtitle "What the Internet Is and How to Stop Mistaking It for Something Else" better - but that's just me. In any case, some interesting reading, particular if you like/d The Cluetrain Manifesto. Update: 03/08 14:42 GMT by CN: Yeah, this is a dupe of yesterday's story. Everyone point at Hemos and laugh.
World of Ends [slashdot.org]
Posted by michael on Saturday March 08, 2003 @01:41AM
from the it-starts-with-an-earthquake,-birds-and-snakes dept.
epeus writes "At World of Ends, Doc Searls and David Weinberger explain the End-to-End nature of the internet in terms so clear even your manager could understand them. 'The Internet isn't complicated. The Internet isn't a thing. It's an agreement. The Internet is stupid. Adding value to the Internet lowers its value.' and so forth."
Maybe the date on the linked article "Last update: 4.28.03" might have been a clue that this wasn't hot news.
Time Magazine (Score:1, Funny)
- Time Magazine, 3 July 1995, In Technology/Internet
Re:Where is the Internet? (Score:5, Funny)
The very last page... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:hmmm (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Internet = porn ??? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:for sale... (Score:2, Funny)
And then when I'm finished and they want it I hold it towards them and
"WHoops! You missed it!"
"Oh! You missed it again"
And
"Ok, I promise I'll stop, just take the salt. What? No, I wouldn't do that to you again - Ahhhh!!! It slipped through your fingers!"
"Owner of the Internet" (Score:4, Funny)
Re:for sale... (Score:5, Funny)
my other favorites include
"i am having a problem with my LSD" (they ment DSL... i hope. to which I always wanted to reply, call your dealer or OEM)
what version of windows is on your computer? "windows XP millenium edition" or "windows PLUS"
and my alltime favorite was an old lady from FL
"it says intercource explorer has encoumbered an error..."
wow, i know what she uses HER dsl for...
Re:Where is the Internet? (Score:1, Funny)
Re:for sale... (Score:3, Funny)
me: So what browser are you using?
customer: Browser? me: For the internet...
customer: I'm using Yahoo me: You're using Yahoo as a browser?
customer: I'm not sure I understand...
me: What program are you using to view the internet?
customer: What program? me: Are you using Internet Explorer?
customer: Internet Explorer? I don't think I understand...
me: How are you opening this webpage? Did you click on something to get to where you opened the webpage?
customer: I just clicked it in Favorites. I have it in my Favorites me: OK, works for me
Want to know the best part? This isn't an ISP helpdesk. I work for a web hosting company. Yes, this lady apparently felt herself capable of building one.
Re:Where is the Internet? (Score:5, Funny)
But then you have to describe the telephone system and that's tough, even for someone like Einstein. Look.
Re:for sale... (Score:5, Funny)
Mac users usually know they have a Mac. Linux users usually already know that the problem is at your end, and what YOU need to do to fix it.
The REAL Problem (Score:3, Funny)
Re:for sale... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Where is the Internet? (Score:4, Funny)
+5, Ironic (Score:2, Funny)
Its poor grammar.
In simple term, short terms (Score:2, Funny)
Those who would censor ideas might realize that the Internet couldn't tell a good bit from a bad bit if it bit it on its naughty bits.
Best statement ever.