What The Internet Isn't 485
looseBits writes "Doc Searls and David Weinberger, co-authors of The Cluetrain Manifesto, have put together a 10-part guide for how to stop mistaking the Internet for something it isn't. It contains some painfully obvious and often overlooked characteristics of the 'world of ends' we call the Internet."
Political, not descriptive (Score:5, Insightful)
I respectfully disagree (Score:4, Insightful)
a device to prevent four Palestinians from committing suicide by talking them dowjn realtime
a device to conduct career counseling of disadvantaged global youth in europe, africa and the middle east
a device to teach myself html, php and css
a device to advance my career through spontaneous, informal networking
in fact, i basically live my business life and more and more of my personal life on the internet. and this is not a bad thing, in fact it has maximized my power and leveraged globalization for myself and millions of other members of the brown horde.
Re:opinions versus facts... (Score:5, Insightful)
That's an opinion. Considering more and more people are logging on, and I just read an article about older people turning to the Internet, consider the following... Just because to the author, the Internet, and using it is easy, does not mean it is not complicated for a new user
They don't mean the protocols or the software, or anything like what you're suggesting. They are simply saying that the internet is something that carries information from one point to another. That's pretty simple.
No people are stupid. Personally (this is my opinion) I believe the next generation is going to be hellishly smarter than the one I grew up (growing up) with (in). Where else can you learn so many things from without leaving your home. Encyclopedia? They're limited.
Well, if by "smart" you mean "tech savvy" I might agree with you. People are still as dumb as always when you get down to it. But, again, you're missing the point, because the internet has data available (much of it false or incomplete, I might add), that doesn't refute their claim that the internet is stupid. A library is stupid, yet it is full of information.
There is no true 'value' per se as one cannot grasp anything physical. But where else can you find mega bargains, mega information...
They mean, the internet is just a mechanism for transferring information. Trying to layer something else on top of it, like "pay per view" or "content protection", runs counter to the basic principle of transferring information.
Finding "mega bargains" is in fact a transfer of information, which is what the internet is all about. Charging you $1.50 for that information? No, that's not what the internet is about.
Here's a thought experiment for the MegaCorps: what if it is simply not possible to make profit on the internet?
Adding value can be a good thing... (Score:5, Insightful)
Sounds screwy, but it's true. If you optimize a network for one type of application, you de-optimize it for others. For example, if you let the network give priority to voice or video data on the grounds that they need to arrive faster, you are telling other applications that they will have to wait. And as soon as you do that, you have turned the Net from something simple for everybody into something complicated for just one purpose. It isn't the Internet anymore."
The way I see this, prioritizing packets also ensures that a minority of users can't abuse the network ressources the everybody else want to use.
Right in my home network I had to prioritze RTP packets (VoIP) so that other people in the house couldn't screw up my phone conversations when saturating my uplink or downlink. The same can be true on a national backbone, especially in failure conditions where you will get links that saturate.
We can't stop the Internet from evolving either, it has probably turned out to be very different than what it's creators had envisioned...
Re:Adding value can be a good thing... (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Old news... (Score:5, Insightful)
The internet isn't better off because of slackard MS. They were late to the party (just like today's patch took 200 days), and they use it for their gain, with lack of concern, as usual, for the 'customer'.
Remember, a 'headline' here is what you find yourself in when you have to take a leak at a basketball game. Just because a topic is raised, doesn't mean squat that it has value to anyone.
illegal internet (Score:2, Insightful)
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Re:opinions versus facts... (Score:5, Insightful)
Their point seems to be that the Internet, so far as it exists, is a shared idea of how to transport things from point A to point B. And it has a Protocol that you may have heard of somewhere. Remember this - they're talking about things on a IP level.
Now then:
The idea behind the internet isn't complicated, which is what they are trying to say. See, the idea is that you hook end points together. Gee, doesn't sound too complicated to me. I thought they wrote about this well, if a bit simplisticly from a technical perspective.
The seem to mean that the internet (IP) is stupid because it doesn't know about what is going on above it. That's just the point that leads to the others. It doesn't know what it is transporting. It just moves it from point A to point B. So while the internet is enabling many smart people (this generation and next), it in itself doesn't know more than "this thingy goes from here to there".
Here's where things get kind of complicated, I'll admit. The values talked about are two different kinds of values. I won't go through this, but advise people to RTFA. In summary, this point says that anything that makes the IP less stupid (so that it knows more about what it is transferring) results in some sort of restriction or impairment to transporting other things, which lowers the overall value.
So, The Real Nutshell: The internet (protocol) doesn't know what it is transporting, but just transports it. This is a good thing, but many people fail to grasp that this is the reality of the situation, which leads to many headaches. Especially for those of us who do grasp the idea, and happen to like it.
But it's the dominant strategy! (Score:3, Insightful)
But if you draw the game theory table for this yo quickly realize that blocking communication between them is the dominant strategy. Especially for the market leader.
Wrong about advertising (Score:4, Insightful)
He's completely wrong about advertising on the internet. Once advertisers treat it as a medium similar to television, that is exactly what it will become. The process has already started, and a majority of sites have flagrant advertising. The recent idea of television commercials displayed fullscreen between pages is yet another example.
Junkbuster is a joke, like spam filters, most advertisements easily slip by. Want to subscribe to a site? How about a couple dozen. The small $5 - $15 fees can add up to well over $800 per month for an average internet user.
I didn't bother to read the rest of the article, but this guy is clearly living in a fantasy world. A world with cave trolls, elves, magic goblins, and internet users with a clue.
The only alternative at this point is to start a new internet, completely seperate from the existing network. Maybe the spammers and advertisers could be kept at bay for another decade or so.
Where is the Internet? (Score:5, Insightful)
A careful summary of world wide networking (this was before web browsers) would be met with a blank stare and "Yes, but where is it?"
We finally decided to tell them it was at a secret location in a closet in Idaho. This seemed to make people feel better.
I never really understood why the most confusing thing was.... "Where is it?"
These people had already learned how to use their email programs and 3270 emulator (virtual mainframe terminal) with no problem.
Thinking back on this.... it makes more sense that AOL had so much success. If AOL was installed you could tell the user that the internet in that little friendly icon right there on the desktop.
Content is not free. (Score:5, Insightful)
I'm no fan of popups or banner-ads, but if that pays for content
that I otherwise would not be seeing, then so be it. I think
commercials have made for a rather successful business model
for television, which is as pervasive as ever, even after more
than 50 years.
I also think the slew of dot-bombs from the past few years
proves that you can't give away something for free forever.
I would much rather put up with ads than have to open an
account with every website that provides quality content.
(subjective, I know)
I use the internet very very frequently to find information that
I need. Outside of my monthly charge for internet access, this
information is all free. It's free to me for one reason alone:
Internet Advertising.
The only thing people seem to be giving away for free on the
internet is their opinions, which I'm up to my neck in!
Open Spectrum? (Score:3, Insightful)
The federal agency responsible for allocating spectrum might notice that the value of open spectrum is the same as the true value of the Internet.
I hope to god he isn't refering to the electro-magnetic spectrum.
"Yeah, we used to brodcast on 109.5 FM, but then viacom put in a transmitter with twice the power of our station."
Hey man! Wanna buy my IPO? (Score:2, Insightful)
What is this, 1997?
Just shut up. The internet is a screwdriver.
Turn shit.
Re:About a year ago... (Score:2, Insightful)
Well, that just goes to show that
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Seriously though, I missed this the first time it was posted. It looks interesting, but I got distracted with making the text different sizes. By the time I was done playing, I remembered I wanted to make this post...
jobs (Score:2, Insightful)
It destroys domestic jobs because it makes communication with foreigners easy. Think of how many tech support jobs and programming jobs are moving offshore, partially because the internet has made it efficient to do so.
Re:But it's the dominant strategy! (Score:2, Insightful)
Only if 1) there is significant advantage (in this case, monetary) from possessing users, and 2) it's a zero sum game. Simply because that is the current strategy, the only monetary benefit to IM is as a value add (I don't know anywone who's paying for IM specifically, do you?), and that value add would become more valuable (paradoxically) if it had fewer limitations.
And, as long as there is no easy interoperation, it's not a zero sum game, because many, many users will run more than one IM simultaneously (and at the same time, too.)
Re:Ironic? (Score:5, Insightful)
Go to a command prompt.
Type "ping 66.35.250.151" (slashdot, as of an nslookup just a few seconds ago). Do you get a response?
Congratulations, the internet works for you, regardless of platform.
The internet does not give a damn if your favorite web-browser style works or not. It doesn't care if you use a broken MS Samba implementation. It doesn't care if AIM works with MSIM. It doesn't care if you can't make a passive connection to an FTP site through your firewall (although that does actually get a lot closer to the nature of the internet than the previous examples).
It doesn't care if you live in China and research Falun Gong, whatever the hell that means (they certainly make a big fuss about it, though). It doesn't care if you look at kiddie porn. It doesn't care if you troll slashdot (no, I don't mean this as a troll, just giving an example).
The Internet routes packets from point A to point B. Nothing more, nothing less.
Not what it used to be (Score:4, Insightful)
Granted I was young, but when I first dialed with my 14.4, I was enamored by the sensible and meaningful content that dominated the internet. It was intelligent. As the internet has trickled down to the masses, we are now plagued by commercialism, ignorance and stupid people, spam, congestion, and far too much subscription-based content. The internet, IMHO, is now another outlet for the media and people who take advantage of the anonymity. Granted there are still hundreds of sites such as this and others that still offer that of value, but they are easily overwhelmed by the other garbage that's out there now. I used to come home from school every day and dial up. Now, with a few exceptions, I sit down and use the internet only when I have to, because it's just not worth it.
Re:opinions versus facts... (Score:5, Insightful)
Oh come on now. The internet is making money for a lot of people, just not as an advertising vehicle. For one thing, people are using the internet to find information about products and services. Feeding the right information to them is very worthwhile and will be as important in the future as standard marketting. Already music labels (large and small) are employing digital street teams to seed positive feedback about their movies over the net. And it's not always as obnoxious and obvious as you might think...I was on the street team for the last Queens of the Stone Age album and think I drummed up quite a bit of support for the record on forums and such I was already a part of.
Then there's the other business uses of the internet...we use it to telesupport our software. Install PCAnywhere along with the software, give people a five minute introduction on how to start the host when we need them to, and viola! We no longer have to drive to client sites to perform support, and we can have multiple levels of support working simultaneously at the office. Then there's the company groupware server, the Citrix server which allows our remote staff to connect from home, and the massive online knowledge bases we can use to help troubleshoot problems.
Oh, and our provider makes PLENTY of money off of us using the internet for these purposes. So do the companies that made the software we use. In fact, there is so much money being made off these relatively mundane uses of the internet that I bet the "content" side can be made basically free...so long as nobody expects to be paid to generate it.
Even then, there are plenty of folks who will generate content for "free," or through pledges. Shit, I'm one of them. Shit, I've even been known to give away bandwidth to worthy causes [wefunkradio.com].
Re:for sale... (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:I respectfully disagree (Score:4, Insightful)
The internet is not a tool. It's how you hold a tool. That's why it can enable you to use millions of different tools.
Re:Well, for starters... (Score:4, Insightful)
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Re:Open Spectrum? (Score:2, Insightful)
The rest of the article was great, though. Good enough that I actually finished it before replying.
Re:Where is the Internet? (Score:5, Insightful)
Instead of being a condescending ass, why don't you just use the simple telephone system analogy? Once you've done that almost everyone will understand that the net isn't a thing in a central location, but a global network that computers plug into like their telephones plug into the telephone system. If an idiot follows up by asking, "but... where is the phone system?", THEN you can tell them it's in Idaho. :)
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Re: But what *IS* the internet? (Score:2, Insightful)
his heart was in the right place though.
Re:jobs (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Not what it used to be (Score:4, Insightful)
You are far too young for the 'things used to be so much better when i was young' shtick. Yes the net is used for commercial endeavors, and for anonymous child porn trading, but it is also the greatest information resource in the history of the world. With google and little bit of creative searching, you can get by with a minimum of chaff in your wheat.
-Ted
Re:Not what it used to be (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Not what it used to be (Score:3, Insightful)
You claim to be 18. You are not old, although you do opine like an elderly pessimist.
This is the natural tendency when much larger crowd of people flock to something. This is how things evolve. It's like your favourite bar (or for you, restaurant): when you first "discover" it, it's usually subdued and quaint. You tell a few people about this great place and suddenly, more people show up. It's not so quaint anymore, but the drinks/food/service is still good and it keeps people coming back. More and more people are enjoying it and are grateful you told them, but their reasons for liking it are not the same as yours. For you, the place has lost its initial appeal, so you frequent less often. Then you get resentful for other people taking away your place. (If it's a fad, then you can eventually go back.) Once you realize this is the way of the world, it's easier to accept and move on. If you don't like it, you start your own little, subdued, quaint place.
Frankly, I doubt your attitude is either helpful or correct. While there is a plethora of crap on the Internet, there is still a lot of value. I've been using it for 8 years as well, and I use it more now than I did then. Honestly, you can take your dark cloud and so sulk in the corner. I'm going to revel in the exploration of the endpoints of the Internet.
Re:What The Internet Isn't: (Score:3, Insightful)
The latest twist in goatse trolling: telling people it's gone so they'll go see if it really is.
Re:Spectrum is finite, internet is infinite (Score:3, Insightful)
He said "RF spectrum". Radio frequencies don't go up to infinity (well, I don't have a radio that goes up to gamma rays, at least).
Re:Content is not free. (Score:3, Insightful)
And then you would see web content disappear.
(except for maybe all the boring-ass blogs)
The information I'm generally interested in is not commercial or commercially related.
Example?
SPAM is the worst case of this
No argument there. I'm talking about produced content in
association with advertisements. That is, adspace that is sold in
order to pay for the research and production of web content.
Face it, paying people to make web pages with no revenue
source is an extremely bad business model.
Re:for sale... (Score:4, Insightful)
Student: "Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?" Teacher: "I certainly hope so! You may go to the bathroom, and find out!"
Quite the asshole of a teacher, to be sure, but spot-on nonetheless.
Incidentally, this isn't a 'feild', nor would pragmatics accurately describe it. Its poor grammar. Being pragmatic in your attempts to comprehend the bad grammar of other speakers of your language would lead you to figure out the probable meaning, but its not a 'field'.
Of course, you shouldn't be angry at anyone for a mistake like this. Then again, you shouldn't be pleased that they speak improperly, either.
first intro to the 'net (Score:3, Insightful)
Now the vast majority of people are introduced to the Internet they see AOL, MSN or whatever corporation has paid for placement on their start screen. They barely understand email and they can only navigate a web browser by the links laid out for them. They don't understand that the 'net can be a medium of social empowerment.
Its frightening.
Re:Political, not descriptive (Score:2, Insightful)
And yes, the government (remember: not *a* government, or *our* government) is simply an agreement between people. Our agreement is called the U.S. Constitution. Other countries have their own agreements. And extra-national governments such as the E.U. or the U.N. are just agreements between nations.
Re: But what *IS* the internet? (Score:3, Insightful)
-1 backwards: Grandparent post makes perfect sense. You can't talk about "the largest equivalence class in R" unless you know the relation R is an equivalence relation. Taking the reflexive transitive symmetric closure turns a relation that may or may not be an equivalence into one that is.
Furthermore, "can be reached by an IP packet from" is not transitive, since not all nodes necessarily forward packets. Symmetry is questionable as well. Thus it was necessary to turn that relation into an equivalence before talking about equivalence classes.
Geez.
CJV
Re:Wrong about advertising (Score:4, Insightful)
Watching television and listening to radio are passive activities. An ad has to be sufficiently "disturbing" that you notice it but not so annoying that you change channels, hit mute, etc. That is the extent of the interaction. The internet is different. Think more along the lines of the ads that get run during the Superbowl. The advertisers go all out because they know they have a huge audience and they know there are other things to do besides watch their ad (biology break to let out last beer; get next beer). The interaction still isn't there but the companies who advertise realize that they need to do something different to keep your attention.
The internet falls in between but is closer to the "Superbowl" model. If the ads are too obnoxious (e.g., pop-ups), people find a way to defeat them. If they are too bland (e.g., simple banner ads), people ignore them. Internet advertising will start to pay when the advertisers realize that they need to create ads that people will at least pay attention to and, preferably, will actually enjoy. This stands in marked contrast to the current generation of internet advertisements that simply are new ways to shove the ad in front of the content you were actually looking for.
Before you say it will never happen, I will point out that every once in a while an ad firm actually manages to create a traditional media ad that people actually enjoy. As an example, there was a mini-soap opera coffee ad series a few years back that people actually enjoyed because they wanted to see how the plot turned out. The difference is that people actually wanted to see the ad to see what was going to happen next.
Thus, the main thing that has to change is the advertiser's mind set of forcing people to hear their message since the internet will always come with a technological mute button. I'd guess you'll initially see some fumbling efforts as advertisers go with traditional techniques like product placement in exchange for what are currently pay services. The main thing advertisers will need to learn is that the internet isn't a tradition media (print or broadcast) and creating successful advertising will take a new way of conveying the message.
Full of sloppy thinking (Score:2, Insightful)
Routers and firewalls are part of the internet, aren't they? Otherwise the comparison makes no sense. Routers can prioritize interactive traffic over ftp. Firewalls enforce one kind of permissions.
No, the internet is not synonymous with IP. If it were, then two machines connected by a crossover cable and communicating via TCP/IP would be on the internet, even though they are completely isolated from the outside world. The internet is essentially an assemblage of routers and links.
So, some traffic has to wait. How does that lower the value of the Internet? Traffic lights make some automotive traffic wait. Does that lower the value of the road system? No, it increases the value if the correct design decisions are made.
What does that mean? Let's say we go from a router with no traffic shaping to one that prioritizes VOIP packets over HTTP. Before: Sending VOIP packets is simple (but they might show up late); sending HTTP packets is simple. After: Sending VOIP packets is simple (and they show up on time); sending HTTP packets is simple. We haven't made the Net more complex from a host perspective.
It's not looking very commoditized right now. If you're lucky, you have the choice of a local telco for DSL and a local cable company. And of course, dialup if you want. So the authors have got it backwards - what's on the internet is generally a commodity, but access to the internet is a tightly controlled and profitable bottleneck.
We're not all connected equally. Some links have higher capacity than others. And distance does matter. Overseas connections have higher latency.
AOL, Microsoft and Yahoo use their proprietary messaging protocols and server centralization as strategic pinch points. That isn't stupid, however much we may dislike it. If one of the three could gain an advantage by opening up, wouldn't it do so?
By calling these companies "stupid", the authors confuse the nebulous benefit of IM achieving its potential with the real financial benefits these companies seek.
Re:Political, not descriptive (Score:5, Insightful)
There is nothing more to the constitution than "I will give up some of my freedoms and in return you will give up some of yours." The whole document, from Preamble to Amendment XXVII, is simply working out how the citizens, state governments, and federal government will divy up the available freedoms. That's it. That's the whole document. The minutae, the paragraphs of information, are just working out *how* those rights get split up. Just like the minutae of IP (packet sizes, routing, port numbers, backbone wiring) is just working out *how* the packets get from A to B. The citizens say, "We will give up our right to make laws directly, and in return the two governments give up the right to hold office longer than we want them to." The state government says, "I will give up my right to have my own army, and in return, the federal government will give up its right to not defend me." And so on. Anything else that's involved (such as the laws themselves, or the governmental departments, or the government-sponsored programs) is just building upon that one foundation. Everything goes back to the constitution, and anything that doesn't agree with it gets rewritten or thrown out by the Supreme Court. Just like additional protocols, like email, news, HTTP, UDP, and LAN are built upon the IP foundation to create a working system.
Take a step back and look at it as a big picture. We agreed to form a bunch of states. We agreed to combine those states into a federation called The United States. We agreed on a single currency for all the states. We agreed on a method for choosing our leaders. What happens if members of the system don't agree to the above? In small cases, the members are taken out of the system (prison). In more extreme cases, the whole system collapses into civil war (for reference, see 1861-1865). What happens when a computer doesn't agree to the IP, and refuses a packet? That computer is taken out of the system. In more extreme cases, many computers refuse packets, and the system falls apart. The bit doesn't get from A to B, and the internet is down.
The whole point of the article is the big picture. It doesn't matter what we call the internet. It's just a big system, and the authors of the article are simply defining what that system is, since most of the commercial sector seems to have lost track.
Oh, and Internet2 is not a seperate internet. It's a consortium of people working out new systems for the internet. Read the FAQ [internet2.edu].
Re:Ironic? (Score:1, Insightful)
Eh, what? No, I don't get a response. Do you?
Are you being ironic or do you mean this is a sign the Internet does not work as intended?
Re:More like "Boneheaded whine", if you ask me (Score:3, Insightful)
You don't even have to take my word for why that's a good idea. See the billion posts right her on Slashdot that say "MS Windows is inferior because, unlike MacOS, it doesn't activate the firewall by default." Or "MS Internet Explorer is inferior because, unlike Mozilla and Opera, it doesn't block certain kinds of JavaScript functions." (The pop-ups.) Or the billion posts about bayesian spam filters.
Basically not only Joe Average, but even the Slashdot crowd, actually _wants_ some form of filtering. The slashdot crowd may also want some _control_ over the filter, but they _are_ using several filters nevertheless. Spam filters, virus scanners, popup blockers, firewalls, you name it. We already _want_ those packets filtered.
Basically the "it just allows bits to go from X to Y" theory is a straw man. Yes, it just allows bits to flow from X, but Y may not want those bits at all. Enter the filters, stage right.
And I'm going to go further and say: why can't the ISP do that for me?
No, seriously. Why must 600 _million_ people have to go through configuring their own firewall, and virus scanner, and spam filter, and popup blocker, and spyware detector, etc? Why? Why must their machines crawl under the burden of all that, and force them into even earlier upgrades?
For Joe Average all that is _not_ fun.
Heck, even for _me_ it isn't. If the ISPs implemented those filters at their end, _and_ gave me control over them, I'm all for it. As long as my multiplayer FPS can tell the ISP to open port ABCD when I want to host a server, but a script kiddie can't open port XYZ from the other side of the wall to exploit some buffer overflow... what's the disadvantage?
It serves the same function as a local firewall, but without the inconvenience. So why not?
So there goes the "adding value just lowers its value" stupidity too. It's an example where adding value, surprisingly enough, really _adds_ value for hundreds of millions of people who have better things to do with their time.
And so on. Basically I'll stick to what I've said. The whole whine is a smoke, mirrors and straw men exercise in missing the real point. It hides behind irrelevant details like "but it's just a protocol", and then dismisses the real issues based on that.
Well, gee. I used to think one needed a politician for that.
Re:Political, not descriptive (Score:4, Insightful)
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And usually when people refer to the internet, they mean the main one that most people connect to.
Well, see, that's the point. Usually when people -- including the article's authors -- talk about the Internet, they mean many things: the applications, the ISP, the content providers, the content itself, etc.
E.g., I'm going to take a wild guess that you too, at some point, said things like "I searched for it on the Internet" or "I found a tutorial on the Internet." Did you mean running a packet sniffer directly at IP protocol level? No. More likely you used an application (e.g., a browser) to connect to a content provider (e.g., Google.)
So if the article authors really meant "the Internet is just an aggreement" (the IP protocol), they could have ended the article right there and then. And spared us the other 9 points of whining against change.
But no, they go into things like IM applications talking to each other. There's nothing in the IP RFCs about IM, nor any special provisions for them. At that level, we're talking about applications (the IM clients) and content providers (the IM servers.)
Or they talk about censorship and copying copyrighted bits, which again happen on a completely different level than the IP protocol.
So no, they don't really mean that it's just a protocol, either. They mean the same lot of things that everyone else means.
The only difference is that they use funny semantics tricks to use one meaning of the word in one sentence, and in the next one extend the conclusion over a totally different meaning of it.
E.g., while the IP protocol is indeed about routing bits from X to Y, there is noting in it to say that two different content providers (the IM services) have to make their own data formats compatible to each other. Nor that they should share their login databases with each other.
The falacy goes like this:
- "The Internet is just the IP protocol"
- Therefore all computers connected to it must use the same protocol (IP)
- Now we stealthily change the meaning to something like "The Internet includes IM applications"
- Therefore all IM applications must use the same IM protocol
Or:
- "The Internet is just the IP protocol"
- The IP protocol routes around obstructions
- Now we stealthily change the meaning to something like "The Internet includes the content on it"
- Trying to stop piracy of copyrighted material is a form of obstructing that content
- Therefore the Internet should actively bypass and thwart any effort by the copyright owners to protect their IP
The whole article is _based_ on such lame logic tricks.
Re:for sale... (Score:1, Insightful)
is short for
"Do you have access to the internet at home?"
"access to" is what is called "implied".
Some people pretend to be superior by deliberately misunderstanding common utterances. What's superior about not understanding something "dumber" people understand just fine? Nothing.
My father was like that and even had me doing it until I was old enough to understand how dumb it was.
Re:for sale... (Score:2, Insightful)
Could you X, Can you X, are just asking if the person is able to.
Will you X, is asking if a person will do something, not asking them to do something.
Would you X, is asking if a person would do something if a condition were met.
None of them are actually asking a person to do something.
And about that teacher everyone had that made you way "May I", I think that's wrong too. The answer to it would be "Yes, you may go to the bathroom, but you also may not, I have no crystal ball so I can't really tell". "Will you allow me to" is probably be correct.
Not toys, kibble (Score:3, Insightful)
This is clearly a reference to Pets.com, and he got it wrong. Their mistake wasn't that they were trying to sell high margin, high markup, cheap to ship toys on the Internet. Their problem was that they were trying to sell low margin, low markup, expensive to ship dog food. It's easy to make money selling cheap to ship high margin items on the Internet - look at Amazon, or (more relavently) PETsMART.com.