Microsoft Source Follow-Up 1090
shystershep writes "It's official. Microsoft admits that 'portions of the Microsoft Windows 2000 and Windows NT 4.0 source code were illegally made available on the Internet.' No more details, although it seems clear that it is only a portion of the code. Microsoft is, naturally, downplaying its impact, while everyone else is busy speculating about how serious this could get." A lot of you apparently haven't read yesterday's story. An investigation of the code is already underway.
source out on the open (Score:2, Funny)
One editing change needed in story (Score:5, Funny)
formerly long-time Redmond partner Mainsoft.
from the eweek article (Score:5, Funny)
I don't think any code can claim this, no matter M$ says
Twofer (Score:3, Funny)
apparently it was MSPaint (Score:0, Funny)
I read somewhere that the bulk of the code that has been analysed so far turned out to be MSPaint.
In other news Fark releases FarkPaint. Photoshop-larity ensues.
In a related story.... (Score:1, Funny)
This is serious (Score:5, Funny)
it escaped! (Score:5, Funny)
You know.. It's simple: code wants to be free
Its because they trusted Linux!!!!!! (Score:5, Funny)
I wonder what Linux security hole allowed that to happen.
LAUGH, ITS A JOKE.
How long will it take? (Score:5, Funny)
Current favourite, the author of MyDoom, but many youngsters are looking to make their mark in this prestigious contest
Grab a beer, sit back, and enjoy this great sporting occassion - sponsored by Microsoft, Security Through Obscurity.
Re:I wonder how MS stock will react (Score:3, Funny)
Re:So the question is (Score:5, Funny)
Re:BBC Q&A (Score:5, Funny)
INTERNET EXPLORER RELEASED UNDER GPL (Score:0, Funny)
Re:So the question is (Score:5, Funny)
Gandalf: No! Don't ever use it!
Frodo: How do we know it's source to the One OS of the Dark Lord?
Gandalf tosses a CD-R into the burner, and burns Windows.Source.Code.w2k.nt4.wxp.tar onto it. When the CD is done, there are glowing fiery letters on it.
Frodo : I can't read the fiery letters.
Gandalf : There are few who can. The language is that of Redmond, which I will not utter here. In the common tongue, it says "One OS To Rule Them All, One OS To Find Them, One OS To Bring Them All And With The NDA Bind Them"
Frodo: Take the source code Gandalf!
Gandalf : Noo! Do not tempt me with it! I dare not take it! Not even to keep it safe! You must understand Frodo, that I would be tempted to use this source code, for good. To disclose hidden API's, help the WINE project. But through me, all of open source would be tainted, and the LawyerWraiths of The Dark Lord will sure destroy us.
Frodo : But it cannot stay here!
Gandalf : No, no it can't.
Frodo : What must I do?
Gandalf : It must be sent to the fires of
So remember folks, don't download it, or look at it, or attempt to build it! It is evil, and answers only to the hand of The Dark One.
Re:Source of the leak (Score:5, Funny)
Haha! How about 'Evil Worm Which Exploits Security Holes We Deny Exist Distributes Code'
Nah, I can't see them fessing up to something like that.
Re:So the question is (Score:5, Funny)
I did. 200 megs of compressed source, 22 hours of compiling, and all I got was "Notepad.exe"
The next big announcement... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Winsock API Included. (Score:5, Funny)
Even better, all of the rendering engine and interface code for Internet Explorer is in the leaked source.
Re:So the question is (Score:5, Funny)
Re:source out on the open (Score:5, Funny)
Re:This is serious (Score:1, Funny)
Microsoft, make Windows officially Open Source! (Score:0, Funny)
Given that they're a public company, it's in their best interest too as it would positively impact their bottom line. They would only need a fraction of their current development staff (programmers are hugely expensive and could be laid off), and with sales of documentation, media, and support services, they'd be able to leverage the advantages of Open Source and increase their margins dramatically while cornering the market. No doubt security would be one of the first areas where improvements are made as well as future ports to other platforms.
It's a sure win-win for everyone.
Re: So the question is (Score:5, Funny)
> Actually, it's supposedly only 15% of the source code.
They'll be in trouble, if it's the 15% that works.
Does this mean (Score:5, Funny)
Heck just go for it and make it part of KDE and Gnome !
What about Bob (Score:3, Funny)
Emerge Bob
Doesn't sound as interesting as BSD or Linux. (Score:5, Funny)
[ I unintentionally posted as an AC first - hopefully it's interesting enough that I get more interesting mods than redundant.]
Re:If you've downloaded the source code (Score:2, Funny)
enjoy your stay
In other news... (Score:0, Funny)
This may be related to increased sales of Mountain Dew to basement-dwellers.
Re:INTERNET EXPLORER RELEASED UNDER GPL (Score:1, Funny)
Linux leaked too (Score:5, Funny)
"We're not sure how it was leaked. What's up there certainly looks legitimate, and we've had some reports that some of it even compiles. It appears it may have been leaked back in August, 1991, originally to an FTP server in Finland."
There are at least 3 servers that appear to have Linux source code available, although online discussions indicate that there may be many more. There is speculation that the code can e acquired through FTP, Gopher, HTTP, Bittorrent, Rsync, SMB, NFS, AFS, Freenet, and that people may even be _selling_ CS's and DVD's with the code.
SCO was quick to comment that "After they copied those 5 lines from one of our header files, the {deleted} deserved it. As soon as we find a person in our company that knows how to download a file, we'll be comparing every line of Linux to this stuff we bought from AT&T. Oh hey! We've already found something - they copied the word '#include' from us!" The phone interview was cut short as Mr. McBride was called away to launch a new lawsuit.
Law enforcement agencies have been contacted and are investigating, but the process is slow as the officers are heard to exclaim "Wow, it has a GUI?", "Damn, this is stable - I can't crash it at all!", "Whadda you mean, Office is included?", and "How do I turn off the grappling hook and use the rocket launcher?"
Re:This is serious (Score:4, Funny)
a favourite from tweakui.h (Score:2, Funny)
* winnt.h uses these totally screwed up structure names.
* Does anybody speak Hungarian over there?
*/
I'd like to use this as vindication for all the times I've been criticised for my comments.
Re:source out on the open (Score:2, Funny)
It must be just something you need if you want to move up into management.
Microsoft's Revenge (Score:1, Funny)
Re:So the question is (Score:5, Funny)
1 Now the serpent was more subtil than any beast of the field which the LORD God had made. And he said unto the woman, Yea, hath God said, Ye shall not eat of every tree of the garden?
2 And the woman said unto the serpent, We may eat of the fruit of the trees of the garden:
3 But of the fruit of the tree which is in the midst of the garden, God hath said, Ye shall not eat of it, neither shall ye touch it, lest ye die.
4 And the serpent said unto the woman, Ye shall not surely die:
5 For God doth know that in the day ye eat thereof, then your eyes shall be opened, and ye shall be as gods, knowing good and evil.
6 And when the woman saw that the tree was good for food, and that it was pleasant to the eyes, and a tree to be desired to make one wise, she took of the fruit thereof, and did eat, and gave also unto her husband with her; and he did eat.
The account continues in verse seven if you don't know how it turned out. I agree with Groklaw's advice. Leave it be!
*sniff* (Score:3, Funny)
Dlugar
Re:Winsock API Included. (Score:4, Funny)
Thats news to me! (Score:3, Funny)
if it's the 15% that works
Does Windows have even 15% that works???
I always thought Windows kinda creaked and groaned as it crawled along the information highway. Windows kinda reminds me of a Wile E. Coyote device for catching the RoadRunner, complete with parts falling off as it moves along until, just as the objective is reached, kerplowwie...it falls all the hell apart.
So tell me...how does it feel to be Wile E. Coyote?
In related news (Score:1, Funny)
Re:This is serious (Score:5, Funny)
But, but, Microsoft spent thousands of man-hours of laborious and innovative research to come up with the Bitmap format!
Oh dear god! Will the secret of the Bitmap format be made available to just anyone?
The world will be turned upside down!
Now annoucing Johndows 1.0! (Score:1, Funny)
Re:No step 2 necessary for step 3 (Score:5, Funny)
The best bit in that article... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Doesn't sound as interesting as BSD or Linux. (Score:5, Funny)
They get paid for the first 40 hours in a week, then the other 60-70 hours is for the fun of it all.
Compliance with anti-trust regulations ;-) (Score:3, Funny)
Re:source out on the open (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Swearing? (Score:2, Funny)
% grep -ir fuck win2k | wc -l
13
Freenet download (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Windows developers do not read GPL source (Score:2, Funny)
Yea, it's like saying you copied the book that I wrote because it had the letter "a" in it.
Or, better yet - the letters "f", "m", "c", "o", "i", "r", "s", and "t" - with the number "6".
Re:Winsock API Included. (Score:4, Funny)
Seriously, don't download this shit! (Score:5, Funny)
A cousin of a girlfriend of my former classmate yesterday went to the university computer lab to print his essay. He catched a glimpse of some code on the screen and didn't even thought about it for a second. When he returned home, he logged on to sourceforge.net and before anyone could stop him, he tainted a dozen software projects there. Shit, two perfectly good Xeon servers had to be scrapped and replaced with clean machines in a hurry.
That's just crazy, this code is the strongest shit I ever saw... oh, fuck, forget what I just said - "the strongest shit I ever heard about and never saw". It's worse than the GPL, it taints your code so quickly you can't even notice that. PLEASE, FOR THE SAKE OF EVERYTHING GOOD IN THIS WORLD, DON'T DOWNLOAD THE CODE.
Copy this message and send it to all your friends! You need to warn them not to look at the code! POST IT ON FORUMS AND MESSAGE BOARDS! THIS IS AN EVIL PLOT TO TAINT ALL CODE IN THIS WORLD! DON'T LET THIS HAPPEN!
Source code release (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Winsock API Included. (Score:2, Funny)
username: South
password: Park
Seriously.
Re:Swearing? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Of course! (Score:4, Funny)
"Thor Larholm, senior security researcher at Newport Beach, Calif.-based PivX Solutions, said the Windows source code file being traded on the Internet appears to be roughly 660 megabytes in size, about the size of one CD-ROM's worth of data. That is far short of the estimated 40 gigabytes of data that makes up the entire 40 million lines of code in the Windows operating system."
I hate those languages where an average line of code has one thousand characters...
Re:So the question is (Score:5, Funny)
Sigs (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Seriously, don't download this shit! (Score:5, Funny)
Creepy huh?
MS Windows source code "escapes" (Score:3, Funny)
Only w/ Microsoft will you find the code "escape". It may not be the smartest code... but its united in its resistance.
Re:Swearing? (Score:2, Funny)
Why Windows is so slow!! (Score:0, Funny)
Brew it in WINE (Score:4, Funny)
Now if the WINE project can be merged with this source code, or if the raw hardware interfaces of Windows is translated to linux APIs to make it something like usermode linux only windows binary emulation in windows using windows source code, that will fix one part of the problem. I believe the other part, standardizing packages and the GUI will eventually happen...
With these two problems fixed, theres no reason Dell and HP wouldnt sell and promote Linux on laptops and desktops as the standard.
Old Joke (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Winsock API Included. (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Entertainment value of media "experts" (Score:2, Funny)
Something that is funny... Google Images [google.com]
Re:Winsock API Included. (Score:5, Funny)
Show me the source, Sam.
Re:Brew it in WINE (Score:1, Funny)
Re:The best bit in that article... (Score:4, Funny)
Sounds familliar.
Just say no, kids.
Re:Winsock API Included. (Score:3, Funny)