NYC Crosswalk Buttons are Inoperative 569
cdneng2 writes "NY Times has an article that New
York crosswalk push buttons are actually ineffective.
Apparently, New York City deactivated most of the pedestrian
buttons long ago with the emergence of computer-controlled
traffic signals. From the article, 'More than 2,500 of the 3,250
walk buttons that still exist function essentially as mechanical
placebos, city figures show.' Well, apparently New York city isn't
the only city like this. I guess the answer lies in the same
reason why people press
the elevator button more than once."
Umm... (Score:2, Funny)
Just like my gf (Score:5, Funny)
They're not doing it right! (Score:5, Funny)
Heh. (Score:5, Funny)
What a suprise (Score:5, Funny)
Televatorkinesis (Score:5, Funny)
I know it, and I still do it sometimes. Perhaps it's because I just like pushing buttons... like this button right he NO CARRIER
why did the chicken cross the road? (Score:5, Funny)
In other news... (Score:5, Funny)
Facade (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Most Dangerous Intersections (Score:5, Funny)
Well gee thanks, I could've figured out myself that I can get across when there's no cars around...
Even better are the ones with a sensor to see if a pedestrian is waiting. So not only do they pander to any approaching car, but they require the pedestrian to be standing in a particular place otherwise they don't operate at all. Very useful.
So if anyone is reading this story and doesn't have a clue what it means because traffic-light stuff is all greek to you... Bedford city council has jobs waiting for you. Join the ranks of the clueless.
Magic (Score:5, Funny)
http://catb.org/~esr/jargon/html/magic-story.html [catb.org]
Re:Just like my gf (Score:4, Funny)
If that doesn't work, RTFM. You did get a manual, right?
Hmm... a better "Sex and the City" ending (Score:5, Funny)
Carrie: "Life... I started thinking about Paris, and how love AAHGHHHRGHH!!!"
-- taxi cab grinds Carrie into the asphalt, and the credits begin to roll ---
Yes, my girl friend made me watch that damn show for an entire year. The demise of that vile, high-priced sitcom has filled me with a joy not felt since childhood.
Re:Just like the Tube (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Most Dangerous Intersections (Score:5, Funny)
Ha! Proven correct after all these years (Score:5, Funny)
"It doesn't do anything, these juntions are automated."
"That is exactly the kind of cynical attitude I'm absolutely fed up with. You have no faith in anything."
She stomped off across the road like an enraged frogger, dodging the still flowing traffic.
Re:Umm... (Score:5, Funny)
I also belive that at the gas station, Regular, Plus and Premium Unleaded all go to the same tank underground.
Coke and Pepsi are all made at the same factory, with a little more sugar going into Pepsi.
I also think my dog is trying to control my brain, the way he looks at me I can just tell he wishes to destroy me...
Re:Just like my gf (Score:5, Funny)
A Story (Score:5, Funny)
I'VE BEEN SAYING THIS FOR YEARS (Score:1, Funny)
I love old time mechanical crosswalk setups (Score:5, Funny)
We knew it all along ... (Score:3, Funny)
From the San Mateo article linked in the story:
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What's next? Traffic lights for the blind?
Re:Just like elevators... (Score:2, Funny)
Sounds familiar (Score:2, Funny)
or... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Just like the Tube (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Like Boston? (Score:5, Funny)
So basically, unless traffic stops for some reason, people will cross at a break in traffic or when there are enough people to significantly outnumber the cars, forcing them to slow down. Likewise, cars will begin to go once most people have crossed.
It's not so much a matter of regulation as it is that the drivers in Boston are really very good, and are willing to drive to the limits of their abilities.
Scares the shit out everyone else though.
Re:Just like my gf (Score:5, Funny)
Did you know it's an offence in the UK? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Most Dangerous Intersections (Score:4, Funny)
Yeah... I think I also saw "cabs" in that same sentence, along with "not as many accidents are going to happen"...
I'm sorry... I don't know what to say...
Re:Hmm... a better "Sex and the City" ending (Score:5, Funny)
I consider it one of the greatest missed opportunities of my life.
Re:Umm... (Score:1, Funny)
> brain, the way he looks at me I can just tell he
> wishes to destroy me...
You're a cat, aren't you? Only a cat could be so paranoid and not be the head of Microsoft.
Re:Umm... (Score:5, Funny)
Of course they work, just press it a few more times....
make them do something (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Most Dangerous Intersections (Score:4, Funny)
Are you from New York? Cab drivers in this city are *always* reckless and it *isn't* because of the long hours worked.
Vindication! (Score:3, Funny)
What did I get? Years of mockery and ridicule. Well HA! SEE? I'M NOT PARANOID!!! ALL OF YOU, YOU ALWAYS THOUGHT I WAS PARANOID BUT I'M NOT!!! YOU THINK I'M CRAZY DON'T YOU? ANSWER ME DAMM...
...but jokes aside, I just want to say, "I told you so"
It figures (Score:2, Funny)
Re:They're not doing it right! (Score:5, Funny)
And in Paris... (Score:5, Funny)
Cowardly brits!
In Paris, many pedestrians seems to think it's shameful to cross if there are not cars coming from both directions, the faster the better!
Ellen Degeneres on elevators (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Most Dangerous Intersections (Score:5, Funny)
The dorm was shaped like a U that pointed at the intersection heightening the noise. Several times a day you would hear loud screeching as people locked up their brakes. Always just the screeching. About 3 weeks into the semester, there was another loud screech, this time followed by a loud CRASH. Simultaneously, 50 people stuck their heads out their windows and cheered. It was hilarious.
Re:They're not doing it right! (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Just like my gf (Score:2, Funny)
Have you made sure the power cord is plugged in?
Dumb chirping signals (Score:5, Funny)
A friend from Vermont came to visit last week. When he heard the signal chirping, he asked me what it was for. I expained that the signal chirps so that blind people will know when the signal changes. He said, "Wow, that's awfully odd. In Vermont, we don't let blind people drive!"
Re:Hmm... a better "Sex and the City" ending (Score:2, Funny)
Ok, that's understandable, but still no reason to haul the wife and kids out every evening in the Caravan looking for her.
Re:Just like my gf (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Most Dangerous Intersections (Score:1, Funny)
Let me guess, those sensors are placed beside and slightly forward of water-filled potholes that are in the exact path of the passing cars' tires.
Re:Most Dangerous Intersections (Score:5, Funny)
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Don't Panic buttons (Score:5, Funny)
If you can't jaywalk like an Olympian, stay out of the street. Take a nice cab, and remember to tip at least 20% for the man who's saving your life with every lane change. Now go home where it's safe.
Re:Just like my gf (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Most Dangerous Intersections (Score:2, Funny)
Sounds dangerous.
someone who gets paid (Score:4, Funny)
Re:In other news... (Score:2, Funny)
I think they do the same thing with comments too.
Re:Explanation (Score:5, Funny)
So why don't they have them in countries where people drive on the wrong side of the road?
Tulsa Rocks (Score:2, Funny)
6. Tulsa, Okla. 71st Street and Memorial Drive 1995
WOOHOO in your face NYC! Um, wait. I dont think this is something to brag about.
Re:Most Dangerous Intersections (Score:5, Funny)
Double-clicking elevator buttons (Score:2, Funny)
I hate inconsistent user interfaces between different devices!
Re:Hmm... a better "Sex and the City" ending (Score:2, Funny)
The opportunity to get sued by someone who could probably buy your entire life out of her lawyer's pocket change?
Or the opportunity to check her for broken bones after the impact?
^_^
SB
Re:And in Paris... (Score:5, Funny)
So the Frogs play Frogger?
Re:No... (Score:4, Funny)
temper temper (Score:1, Funny)
Stop it before I burst into tears.
Ironically, if you weren't in such a hurry to post that snarky reply, you might have noticed the entire definition that I posted... It's the identical link you are referencing.
Go home kid... come back when you can argue without sounding like a preschooler.
Re:Most Dangerous Intersections (Score:5, Funny)
Where I lived, deer were far more common. But there were moose, too, and they were, if anything, dumber than the deer...at least the deer would usually run when you laid on the horn, but the moose would just stand there and look at you Make my day, puny tractor-trailer *ssscccrreeeeeeccchh* and you can see the look in the Moose's eyes Heheheheheh. Top of the food chain, sssnnnoooorrt
SB
No actually (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Most Dangerous Intersections (Score:3, Funny)
Go ahead and try it in NYC though, you'll only do it once, from then on whoever pushes your wheelchair for you will wait until the light changes.
Re:Explanation (Score:2, Funny)
I'm not planning to visit America. To be honest, I'd feel safer in North Korea.
Some intersections don't have those buttons... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Ha! Proven correct after all these years (Score:3, Funny)
That's the nerdiest simile I've seen in awhile.
Re:Most Dangerous Intersections (Score:3, Funny)
Cleveland State has these as well, except they're not marked. Basically when you don't see a car coming, you start walking across the street anywhere you want whether the light is green or red. At least, 90% of the students seem to think that's the proper way to cross the street.
Inspired traffic design from San Bruno... (Score:3, Funny)
From the "other" article about San Bruno mentioned in the posting:
Ah, so in addition to buttons that don't work, we'll give the deaf audio signals they can't hear. Brilliant.
Re:Most Dangerous Intersections (Score:3, Funny)