RFID Implants for Spanish Revelers 382
WWW/X writes "USA Today reports that clubbers in Barcelona are getting drunk and being implanted on site with RFID chips in order to pay their bills without carrying around bulky items such as credit cards. The article states that the implant can go anywhere, however it does not state whether anyone has chosen their forehead." The club's website describes the program (link in spanish).
SO cool. (Score:5, Funny)
Anyway I've read here long enough to know that no one here is going to want a waver but that's cool because I'm just guessing here that only uncool ugly people are going to get all wigged about being cool and not having to carry a wallet. Which just means more hot guys at Baja for me.
Smack that ass, boyfriend!
Forehead (Score:5, Funny)
Or right hand for that matter.
No prob (Score:5, Funny)
Get RFID tag installed.
Don your tinfoil hat.
Drink.
Uhh... (Score:5, Funny)
Ouch! (Score:5, Funny)
stinkin RFID (Score:5, Funny)
you can take your RFID and shove it up your ass! literally!
Running of the Bulls (Score:5, Funny)
I look foward to participating in the next run, and logging into my specially-fitted Palm Pilot as I run down the street and check the red dots on the screen so I know where the bull horns are so I can avoid them.
rfid (Score:2, Funny)
seiscientos sesenta seises. (Score:5, Funny)
(Thanks google.
Making its way to Ibiza next (Score:2, Funny)
Shows up on credit card as "adult entertainment". I see the potential for abuse.
Wow! This is Great! (Score:3, Funny)
In Addition, I'm sure other merchants will catch on to the fact that I have an RFID tag and they will make wonderful use of it as well! This is a marvelous idea! Maybe now someone will remember my name.
Re:what if they leave? (Score:3, Funny)
does your body slowly reject it and shoot it across the room?
Yeah, you get it implanted in your wrist and at the right moment you impress the girls with your "Look at me, I'm Spiderman!" move as it flies from your wrist.
Idiot Sauron (Score:5, Funny)
D'oh! If Sauron had remembered to embed an RFID chip in that damn ring when he first had it made, it would have saved him and many others thousands of years of "looking for lost jewelry" trouble.
So what... (Score:5, Funny)
Grocery Rewards Chip (Score:4, Funny)
This is sick. What next? (Score:1, Funny)
nudist colinies (Score:3, Funny)
The Book of Slashdot (Score:3, Funny)
1:1 "And the Anonymous Coward, whose attempts to inspire many trolls had failed, ventured to the dark land of the savages. 'Why,' the dark savages questioned, 'has the nerd ventured so far from his Homeland?'"
1:2 "'Perhaps he is feeling adventurous.'"
1:3 "After the savages' intrusive physical examinations, the Anonymous Coward could only drink. And for seven days, he did."
1:4 "On the seventh day, he awoke to the unpleasant sensation of an RFID. To his dismay, the object had been installed in the forbidden cavity."
Python anyone? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Ouch! (Score:2, Funny)
Re:SO cool. (Score:3, Funny)
The kids are going to feel like a bunch of losers. (Score:1, Funny)
I'm getting mine! (Score:3, Funny)
I'm getting mine implned in my pee-pee.
That way, I can pay for my hookers at the same time I'm fucking them.
Dance on the Volcano? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Uhh... (Score:3, Funny)
credit card weight woes (Score:2, Funny)
Thank god, finally someone has come up with a way to save me from the unbearable burden of hauling my friggin credit card from place to place.[/Sarcasm]
Now, if a credit card is too bulky for your outfit then you should have some of my sex... with me.
Really? (Score:5, Funny)
Don't leave home without it! (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Credit Cardss bulky (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Ouch! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:SO cool. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:SO cool. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Reminds me.. (Score:4, Funny)
You see a design flaw, they see a feature.
Makes it easier... (Score:5, Funny)
In both cases, implants make this easier.
Gentleman's Club Potential! (Score:3, Funny)
If I get this implanted in my head, I want the dancers get the scanners implanted in their crotches...
It would make paying my bill pleasurable!
Re:SO cool. (Score:2, Funny)
You forgot... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:SO cool. (Score:2, Funny)
"You don't need to see my indentification."