The Windows Security Nightmare 969
latif writes "Microsoft has set aside a $5 million fund for paying off informants on malware authors. In my opinion a good chunk of this money deserves to be paid to individuals who help catch the Microsoft employees behind the design of Windows Registry and Windows Update. As I found out, the two mis-features work together to deprive Windows users of all protection from malware. The details of my experience are in the article Why Windows is a Security Nightmare." In a related story, Anonymous Wussie writes "This guy had family with a problem: A Windows XP computer hit by worms that couldn't stay on-line long enough to get patched. His solution? A CD. This article describes the custom made CD he sent to his family member with patches, tools, and instructions to make a fresh install of Windows XP Home Internet safe. I know I'll be doing this in the future."
Uh huh! (Score:5, Funny)
Thats why I'm such a FreeBSD/Mac advocate.
Burn a cd? (Score:5, Funny)
Better make that a rewritable...
that's easy... (Score:5, Funny)
my windows security nightmare.. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Custom CD (Score:4, Funny)
You can get the same from MS, free.
RTFA. (Wow, what a concept!) He covers that.
A grandmother can do it (Score:5, Funny)
"(AP) Dateline August 12, 2008. National and international commerce was brought to a halt as the "SugarCookie" worm infected and seized up the installed base of Windows 2006 computers. An FBI task force was able to determine that the worm was written by someone's grandmother who thought she was entering a cookie recipe into her computer. She was quoted as saying 'I did not know that Windows was so insecure that you could bring down networks with accidentally-written worm programs'"
Make Windows Open Source! (Score:1, Funny)
We would have embedded Ogg Vorbis support in Notepad, a visual tool for ipchains using Paint, and most importantly, a Mozilla plug-in for IE so that a user could run a browser within a browser which would be inherently more secure.
Which is nice.
A Different Perspective . . . (Score:5, Funny)
Maybe something that strips out the entire TCP/IP stack - a castration of sorts for the good of all mankind
My name is Bill and I pronounce Windows -- WeenDOHS
Re:offended (Score:3, Funny)
Re:offended (Score:2, Funny)
"Simcop2387 get off your computer and get down here for dinner!" something you hear often?
Re:Use the Firewall (Score:5, Funny)
That is a great solution. Maybe Microsoft should make a KB article and send it to all the upperlevel business types in corperate America. I can see all the suits in their lavish office hundreds of feed above the city streets doing the Microsoft Shuffle. Now all they need is a catchy pop song to go with it and they'll be on Casey Kasem's Top 40.
I'd rather just use my Mac.
your dad says... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Use the Firewall (Score:5, Funny)
Ask me again on election day.
Re:Not so fast, sir (Score:2, Funny)
Look, I am not trying to defend Microsoft here. But I do have small tool kit, a first aid kit, a pressure guage, and a fire extinguisher in my car. Purchased at my own expense; not provided by the auto manufacturer.
Did you install your own airbags, brakelines, windshield and headlights? Those came standard with my car--and (metaphorically) with my OS.
Re:Use the Firewall (Score:5, Funny)
Wave you hands in front of the antenae to block the signal.
Re:Use the Firewall (Score:5, Funny)
Yeah, that's an elegant solution:
Re:Whether you are offended (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Use the Firewall (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Use the Firewall (Score:2, Funny)
I still have a few more years to pay off those loans. Maybe you can help me out now? I'll fix your computer for ya.
Re:Use the Firewall (Score:5, Funny)
You can still get one from a foreign country
Re:its not that bad (Score:2, Funny)
Ignorance is bliss :)
Re:A grandmother can do it (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Use the Firewall (Score:1, Funny)
Which is *great* news for people trying to download SP2.
Re:Use the Firewall (Score:1, Funny)
Hand Waving Firewall (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Use the Firewall (Score:3, Funny)
http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=106651
It posts to Slashdot? That's creepy.
Re:Use the Firewall (Score:3, Funny)
Wrap your computer in tinfoil.
Registry is the most importan MS Feature (Score:1, Funny)
We should be thankful to Microsoft for protecting our economy!
Re:Whether you are offended (Score:5, Funny)
Take an iPOD, a Laptop with a wireless card in it, and a wireless access point to a retirement home. Place them on a table right next to an Internet connection of any kind. Now ask if any of the residents can get a song from the iTunes store onto the iPOD.
On the other hand, if you tell them that they can use it to download pictures of their grandkids, they'll probably have it up and running faster than a 19 year old nerd could :).
Peace be with you,
-jimbo
Re:offended (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Use the Firewall (Score:5, Funny)
Uh, yeah...me too.
Re:Uh huh! (Score:4, Funny)
Admittedly, I can't either, but it sounded kinda cool, so I wrote it.
Security problem? What security problem? (Score:1, Funny)