Old Geek Invents New Stick 262
the morgawr writes "According to the EE Times and Science Blog, a scientist at University of Rhode Island has developed a new type of antenna design that, by increasing the efficiency, performs as well as the convential quarter-wave design but is only 1/3 as large."
Ahh yes, but.... (Score:4, Funny)
Suggested name... (Score:5, Funny)
Behold! I give you the twelfth-wave design!!
Heh (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Ahh yes, but.... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Will we see this at (Score:4, Funny)
Pringles mini can (Score:4, Funny)
He expects to get a 10x power boost from metal chewing gum wrappers, and 50x from a microwaved AOL CD!
let's ask the ladies out there (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Heh (Score:4, Funny)
gotta say it... (Score:0, Funny)
Re:let it be said: patents at their best (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Ahh yes, but.... (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Pringles mini can (Score:2, Funny)
Communications engineers call this the Knot principle.
Re:Very promising! (Score:3, Funny)
of course we'll probably see a few cell phone designers screw up and over power the antenna and melt the phone into someones head.
Re:Heh (Score:1, Funny)
Twice the frequency (Score:1, Funny)
"The technology is completely scalable: Take the component values and divide them by two, and you get twice the frequency; take all the component values and multiply them by two, and you are at half the frequency," said Vincent.
That's been known [born-today.com] for quite some time.Re:Fractal antennas (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Ahh yes, but.... (Score:0, Funny)
2. Tape a car aerial a plastic "Captain Scarlet Mysteron(tm)" raygun, link it to the coax.
3. Call your self Captain Black.
4. Take over the world in the name of an unseen alien presence, by shooting people with rings of light.
5. ???
6. Profit!
Re:Very promising! (Score:1, Funny)
Now, if it's for real, look out ye topbanders - y'all are about to be invaded!
Re:Picture anyone? (Score:5, Funny)
I'd love to see a picture of this as I don't know much about antennae.
Here [arxia.com].Re:No details of operation (Score:3, Funny)
if that was the case everyone would point their satelite dishes in whatever direction and place rocks around it until the signal was strong enough.
Re:Very promising! (Score:2, Funny)