The Technology Behind Formula One 586
axlrosen writes "An article in the NY Times about the technology behind Formula One. The wealthiest teams arm themselves with powerful advantages, almost entirely centering on computing controls in the cars and computer simulation in design. Car data is sent in multi-megabyte wireless bursts each time the team's cars flash past the pits, often in excess of 200 miles an hour. It is simultaneously sent over the Internet to a larger data center in Maranello, Italy, where more complex analysis is done. AMD is expected to supply a supercomputer roughly as fast as the world's 10th most powerful machine to the Swiss-based Sauber Petronas racing team... I love the crazy steering wheel - anyone know what all those buttons and knobs do?"
war driving (Score:5, Funny)
Blue AC? (Score:5, Funny)
Steering wheel doodads (Score:5, Funny)
I'm pretty sure I saw buttons for Ctrl-Alt-Delete on there.
Buttons and Knobs (Score:5, Funny)
These are truly amazing cars (Score:5, Funny)
Re:steering wheel buttons (Score:5, Funny)
408 attempts too early! (Score:3, Funny)
(its a joke people)
Re:steering wheel buttons (Score:3, Funny)
"NO! Don't touch that!!!"
(Push)
Bang! "Ow!" Bang! "Ow!" Bang! "Ow!"
"Ooooo, I can't watch!"
"WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME WHAT BF STOOD FOR???"
"I thought you knew..."
A girl's best friend goes kablooie. (Score:3, Funny)
And diamonds! [cnn.com]
Whoops!
Re:Blue AC? (Score:0, Funny)
Re:Background article (Score:3, Funny)
Can I get that in small bills, please?
Reply to original story: (Score:2, Funny)
About Mach 2, depending on how you hit. Let's ask Dale Earnhardt.
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Re:steering wheel buttons (Score:5, Funny)
For example, one button controls the cars "Jump" feature, allowing it to jump over canyons, rivers and the like.
Another button extends the circular saws from the front bumper so that the car can race through the jungle at full speed.
Another one closes the top and enables underwater operation, and there's one that extends a set of wings so that the car can fly for short distances.
The exact functions of the buttons vary by race team. Some of the evil race teams install unfair buttons, like spiked wheel hub extenders or fire dispensers.
I really think that these buttons were overused and shifted the focus of the drivers from racing to implementing dangerous technical tricks. If they had only put some of the button effort into fuel tank safety, many of the lesser-known drivers would have avoided gruesome deaths in huge fiery explosions. I'm still emotionally scarred from witnessing some of those scenes at such a young age.
Re:Background article (Score:2, Funny)
Nice job. You can call me Mr. DAG.
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The buttons (Score:2, Funny)
Button A deploys the powerful jacks. This can make the car jump.
Button B changes the tires into special tires for rough terrain.
Button C makes two circular saw blades come out of the front of the car. This lets you drive through a forest; it'll just cut down the trees as you drive through them.
Button D makes the windshield bulletproof and the cockpit crashproof.
Button E turns on the high-beams.
Button G releases the homing robot. It can fly back home and carry messages to your girlfriend or mechanic.
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Re:steering wheel buttons (Score:3, Funny)
1) Smoke screen
2) Oil Slick
3) Machine gun
4) Rockets
Of course, you also need the button to properly dock with your trailer so that you can be loaded with the supplies.
I'm surprised that after 20 years, it still looks like Darth Vader's toilet!
Don't forget diff mapping (Score:4, Funny)
Another one is probably a TC agressiveness control.
And on Michael's wheel, one is a knob limiting the maximum engine RPM on Rueban's car.
DG
Re:war driving (Score:2, Funny)