U.S. Navy to Deploy Rail Guns by 2011 1172
Walter Francis writes "The U.S. Navy has apparently been busy. They have been focusing heavily on the next generation of weapons and propulsion systems, including Microwave, Laser, and Electromagnetic-Kinetic weapons, more commonly known as railguns. What specifically surprised me was the fact that the Navy plans to deploy these systems as early as 2011, on their DD(X) frigates. The range of these rail guns is estimated to be over 250 miles."
Suggestion for their autoexec.cfg (Score:5, Funny)
set cl_maxpackets 120
set rate 20000
set snaps 40
set cg_fov 80
If History Is Fulfilled... (Score:5, Funny)
Are You Ready? Go! (Score:5, Funny)
Forget the railguns--I wanna hear more about these Dance Dance Xtreme frigates--sounds like a great way for swabbies to get in shape and destroy the enemy at the same time!
P.S. Linking to PDFs in article summaries makes baby Mozilla cry.
US Navy to Deploy Rail Guns by 2011 (Score:5, Funny)
Haven't you forgotten something, Captain Avatar? (Score:5, Funny)
It's our only hope against Desslok and the Gamalons!
Sing it with me now... "We're off to outer space..."
Plasma (Score:2, Funny)
Finally! (Score:2, Funny)
Arnie.. (Score:4, Funny)
Seriously, what better character to fire this weapon than our very own Governator?
Alright you Illegal Aliens..line up.. preferably in a straight line..Hold...
BFG (Score:1, Funny)
I love this quote (Score:5, Funny)
Indeed.
Mr Rumsfeld = Dr Evil? (Score:4, Funny)
mmmm (Score:1, Funny)
give all
god
~
Ok lets goto war!!
Re:US Navy to Deploy Rail Guns by 2011 (Score:4, Funny)
Click here [reference.com] for more detailed information about your question.
Re:US Navy to Deploy Rail Guns by 2011 (Score:3, Funny)
Another source, details, not crashing yet (Score:5, Funny)
I can't read the original, but according to the link I'm including, they're not just talking railguns - they're also talking free electron lasers and masers. Now, if only they'd provision a banana-fana-fo-faser, we'd be set.
Re:Range (Score:2, Funny)
I love this quote (Score:4, Funny)
Well no shit. Really?
I love my country. I hate what we have let it become
Respawn (Score:5, Funny)
No (Score:2, Funny)
Re:US Navy to Deploy Rail Guns by 2011 (Score:5, Funny)
Kim Jong Il: A headshot from the other side of the map?! WTF?!! OMFG!!! GAY CHEETR!!!
Just wait 'til the Army starts putting their wallhacking radar vision into widespread use...
Re:Respawn (Score:5, Funny)
According to the commander in chief and his advisors, there already are two respawn points: heaven and hell. Supposedly allies respawn in heaven, opfor respawn in hell.
Yeah, but... (Score:5, Funny)
Yeah, but at that distance, the enemy will be smaller than a single pixel... you won't even be able to see him behind your little aiming dot.
Weird (Score:2, Funny)
Re:US Navy to Deploy Rail Guns by 2011 (Score:3, Funny)
Nice improvements! (Score:5, Funny)
That is damn impressive! The railgun I used back in the mid 1990s could barely fire all the way across 2fort4!
Re:Haven't you forgotten something, Captain Avatar (Score:3, Funny)
I think you mean France (Score:1, Funny)
Re:I love this quote (Score:5, Funny)
Commercially available (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Yes!!! (Score:4, Funny)
Besides, there's no way to really know how many died, so we shouldn't take the effort to count.... [civilians.info]
Re:Suggestion for their autoexec.cfg (Score:5, Funny)
Original (or as close as I know it) Naval Institute's Proceedings (1989) version:
"Two battleships assigned to the training squadron had been at sea on manoeuvers in heavy weather for several days. I was serving on the lead battleship and was on watch on the bridge as night fell. The visibility was poor with patchy fog, so the Captain remained on the bridge keeping an eye on all activities. Shortly after dark, the lookout on the wing of the bridge reported, "Light, bearing on the starboard bow."
"Is it steady or moving astern?" the Captain called out.
Lookout replied, "Steady, Captain," Which meant we were on a dangerous collision course with that ship.
The Captain then called to the signalman, "Signal that ship: We are on a collisoon course, advise you change course 20 degrees."
Back came the signal "Advisable for you to change course 20 degrees."
In reply, the Captain said, "Send: I'm a captain, change course 20 degrees."
"I'm a seaman second class," Came the reply, "You had better change course 20 degrees."
By that time, the Captain, was furious. He spat out, "Send: I'm a battleship, change course 20 degrees."
Back came the flashing light: "I'm a lighthouse!"
We changed course."
Re:I love this quote (Score:5, Funny)
A bit excessive - 640kJ should be enough for anyone!
[ducks]
Re:If History Is Fulfilled... (Score:3, Funny)
Wait, so, you're saying putting your mouse over the link and looking down before clicking is an extra couple steps then? And I thought I was lazy!
Re:Are You Ready? Go! (Score:3, Funny)
I hear their dancing to some kickass tracks laid down by the Party Posse. Yvan eht nioj, hctib.
In other news... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:To quote the greatest (Score:3, Funny)
Don't get too proud of this technological terror you have constructed. The ability to destroy target from 250 miles is insignificant next to the power of the Force...
in my pants.
Re:Holy crap.. (Score:2, Funny)
The French special forces are highly trained, combat ready personnel. They can retreat faster than any other force on the planet.
Re:Are You Ready? Go! (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Arms Race / EMF (Score:3, Funny)
Then what do you plan on doing? Assaulting the carrier battle group that the railgun equipped vessel would be a part of?
Good luck with that.
Re:steel beams from space? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Are You Ready? Go! (Score:1, Funny)
Re:steel beams from space? (Score:2, Funny)
Thank God (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Suggestion for their autoexec.cfg (Score:5, Funny)
I can just hear the radio messages:
[GIJOE] we gots a.q. n00bs coming up on the left
[G-Unit] aight i'm campin' w/ rail gun
*G-Unit kills a.qn00bie with headshot*
*G-Unit kills i.h8.4m3r1c4ns with headshot*
[al qaeda pwns] (squiggles with dots) americans hax0rs! (squiggles w/ dots) allah will ban you!11!!11
*G-Unit kills al qaedapwns with headshot*
Re:Luckily this is the US (Score:1, Funny)
Hey .. you ain't one of those unlawful combatants, are you?
Re:I love this quote (Score:5, Funny)
Come on, that "(kilo|mega)tons of TNT" thing is getting old, but I'd sure like to see a 5 kilosnickers railgun.
Besides, a weapon that sucks millions of joules out of a target would be much better. You could use all that energy to hit a second target or as a fast source of energy (for everyone who needs a few millions of joules of energy in the next 0.2 seconds).
Re:To quote the greatest (Score:1, Funny)
Re:In other news... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:im no physics expert but wouldnt it be silent? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Luckily this is the US (Score:2, Funny)
However, alls the terrorists have to do then is invest in some cigarettes and stinger missiles, perhaps some optical camoflauge as well...
SNAKE!!!!!!!
Re:Haven't you forgotten something, Captain Avatar (Score:5, Funny)
(Finally, my nick pays off!)
Re:im no physics expert but wouldnt it be silent? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:recruiting (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Bush's moon base. (Score:2, Funny)