Google's Math Puzzle 564
An anonymous reader writes "Commuters in Cambridge, Mass., are scratching their heads over signs challenging passers-by to solve a complicated math problem. The mysterious banners are actually a job-recruiting pitch from Google."
I'm a Reebok Sales Engineer! (Score:5, Funny)
Job as a Google engineer, sheesh. What a load of crap! Would you like whitener or a pair of extra soft socks with your shoes? Perhaps a Nuggets jersey?
Make it hard next time... (Score:3, Funny)
Dangerous? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:not that complicated (Score:3, Funny)
Comment removed (Score:5, Funny)
Of course... (Score:5, Funny)
7427466391 [7427466391.com]
Now, is that a better or worse answer than figuring it out yourself?
The answer... (Score:2, Funny)
Are you trolling? (Score:5, Funny)
That's not resolving and I think I know why...
Jenny, I got your number
I need to make you mine
Jenny, don't change your number
8675309 (8675309)
8675309 (8675309)
aaah (Score:3, Funny)
Re:not that complicated (Score:5, Funny)
Yes, that is, until somebody posted your link on Slashdot...
Re:not that complicated (Score:5, Funny)
Well done, you have successfully increased the noise to signal ratio!
Hmmm. I went to 42.com... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:not that complicated (Score:2, Funny)
Just think, they're probably up to about 500 hits and climbing by now.
So long as Google's mail servers filter out messages with text such as "g00gl3 r0x0r555 h1r3 m3, f4gg0rzzz!" they've likely just hit double digits.
Re:I'm a bit of a maths dunce but (Score:5, Funny)
yes, the answer...
Re:Make it hard next time... (Score:5, Funny)
Why? Isn't there enough road rage already? (Score:5, Funny)
Honking at each other.
Bitching on their cell phones about their wives while pissing off the person(s) behind them who are also on their cell phones bitching about the guy that is jabbering on his phone and not moving forward with traffic.
Bumping each other and causing just enough damage to their cars to NOT really want to risk an insurance claim but also enough to want to get it fixed before the neighbors think they drive a shitty car.
Flipping over and killing each other because one of them thought that he/she had to get to work about 30mph faster than everyone else, because that one person has a much busier day of meetings than everyone else on the highway.
Enter Google -- further frustrating drivers with friggin' math problems on billboards. What? You don't think people will look at them enough to be distracted and frustrated at learning that they're not really Google material?
I call bullshit. 'cause that bitch on the uncontested divorce for $299 billboard torments me every day. Not because I don't like my marriage or want a divorce. No -- she begs the question -- "Can you beat me in court if you want the dog and the 50" plasma TV? Eh, buddy?"
Fuck you lady. Fuck you and your uncontested divorce. And fuck Google for teasing me with a job that I probably will have never known existed if it weren't for people that are actually qualified to answer the math problem having posted the g'damned answers here and made feel stupid as shit.
I'd complain more, but this guy behind me in his gas guzzling SUV is honking at me to move forward one car length while we drive past an accident. Thank god for WiFi in the car. If he honks again, I'm threatening him with the Airsoft 9mm I have in the glove compartment.
IronChefMorimoto
Re:not that complicated (Score:2, Funny)
Nah, they'd have to be pretty web-savvy to notice that.
Re:Really really lame (Score:2, Funny)
SCO's new hiring ad... (Score:5, Funny)
1. Sue IBM
2. ???
3. Profit!
If you have the answer to #2, please contact Darl McBride at SCO.com. We have an immediate opening for someone who can solve this riddle.
Welcome aboard! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Spoiler......... (Score:1, Funny)
Posting anonymous because I'm not karma farming.
Re:Welcome aboard! (Score:3, Funny)
I see their strategy... (Score:4, Funny)
Stewie (Score:2, Funny)
Re:not that complicated (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Stewie (Score:5, Funny)
Re:not that complicated (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I'm a Reebok Sales Engineer! (Score:5, Funny)
you are lying!
1828675309 is not prime - it is equal to 37 * 49423657.
And they said I was wasting my time learning the 37 times table up that far...
Re:Google GLAT ( Google Labs Aptitude Test ) (Score:3, Funny)
Probably, this year's traffic
Same shape, but scaled up.
Re:Hmmm. I went to 42.com... (Score:5, Funny)
Maybe you're just asking the wrong question... ;-)
Re:I'm a bit of a maths dunce but (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Are you trolling? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:not that complicated (Score:5, Funny)
Re:not that complicated (Score:5, Funny)
ROFL. Somebody please mod parent up. That's so funny.
Never use a $4 calculator when you can use a $1600 software package instead (and then make an invalid conclusion because it rounded off for you!).
Not at all -- they want the slashdotters too (Score:5, Funny)
Those of us who googled it or read the
Welcome aboard, manager!
Re:Really really lame (Score:3, Funny)
In capitalist USA... (Score:3, Funny)
Autistic in Seattle (Score:4, Funny)
Re:I'm a Reebok Sales Engineer! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:not that complicated (Score:3, Funny)
Love, Will Hunting.
Re:not that complicated (Score:4, Funny)