Gates on Spyware and OS Competition 690
Ant writes "CNET's News.com has an article that says Microsoft plans to offer its own anti-spyware software." prostoalex writes "Both OsNews and InfoWorld talk about Bill Gates' speech at the Computer History Museum in California. Gates is noting that Linux is taking over, and claims that 10 years forward Linux and Windows will be the only OSs left in the market."
I hate to say it (Score:4, Funny)
*BSD is Dying! (And will have died in 10 years)
Just had to get that out of the way.
Oh the cosmic justice... (Score:5, Funny)
Microsoft is planning to offer it's own... (Score:1, Funny)
Optimistic Gates? (Score:5, Funny)
...and (Score:3, Funny)
Nuclear Reactor Market?? (Score:3, Funny)
Who is the leader in the Nuclear Reactor Control market right now ? (I mean, what OS is running in nuclear reactors? I for one hope it's not Windows ME)
oh god ... (Score:5, Funny)
spyware? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Mac OS? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:oh god ... (Score:2, Funny)
You got something aginst Macs?
Well do you punk?!
Re:Bill Is ALWAYS Right (Score:3, Funny)
I think that is quite a safe assumption. Not too many PCs ship with 32kb of RAM these days. Heck many pocket calculators probably have >64k RAM.
Re:Too much control? (Score:2, Funny)
Duh.
Finally, Microsoft is thinking clearly! (Score:5, Funny)
I don't think people need software to detect these malicious applications; when their home pages get set to http://www.pornomonkeysonmeth.com and their 3.2 Ghz processor is pegged at 100% trying to open up Notepad, I think they're already well aware that malcious applcations are present on their system.
CNET's News.com has an article that says Microsoft plans to offer its own anti-spyware software.
Microsoft has also gone public with their newest strategy: develop software that will prevent maltware from being installed in the first place, instead of merely detecting its presence. They have codenamed this software "Linux", and it will be offered free of charge to all existing customers.
Re:Mac OS? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Excellent. (Score:3, Funny)
In other news... (Score:5, Funny)
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The National Association of Wolves, Foxes, and Stoats today announced that they would be launching a new initiative, providing security services for hen-houses and rabbit hutches nationwide.
"We're pleased to be able to expand our influence and provide this much needed security," said B. B. Wolf, the association's president-elect. "It's important to recognize that a crisis does exist, and who better to determine appropriate measures than us?"
In a separate interview, Mr. Wolf, accompanied by some of the association's external board members, forecast that given the popularity of coyotes in the western states, wolves, foxes, stoats, and coyotes would be the only mid-range predators in ten years. "Sure, you're gonna have your bears for the big stuff, and we might get some insignificant competition from barn cats and raccoons," said Wolf, "but I don't forsee any other real competition in the field other than the coyotes. And frankly... well, the coyotes show some innovation, but we really don't think they can compete on our playing field. Plus, they have fleas."
For more information on the National Association of Wolves, Foxes, and Stoats, please contact Jack Valenti, press secretary.
Another choice quote from DEC... (Score:1, Funny)
-- Ken Olsen (1926- ), President, Digital Equipment, 1977
I have a 21066 myself, I want to get another newer model though. Here's another good one...
"Where a calculator on the ENIAC is equipped with 18,000 vacuum tubes and weighs 18 tons, computers in the future may have only 1,000 vacuum tubes and perhaps weigh 1.5 tons"
-- unknown, Popular Mechanics, March 1949
Re:What an endorsement (Score:3, Funny)
True. You have to install not just the OS, but MS Office to get clippy.
Re:No Mac OS? What will the Mac Business Unit Thin (Score:5, Funny)
Hey! It says Outlook not so good! Amazing!
Re:oh god ... (Score:4, Funny)
Now, please excuse me while I go cry a little...
Re:Mac OS? (Score:3, Funny)
Spyware (Score:3, Funny)
HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Wind
Re:800lb Gorilla (Score:3, Funny)
Crap (Score:5, Funny)
Re:800lb Gorilla (Score:2, Funny)
Re:800lb Gorilla (Score:2, Funny)
In other words... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Mac OS? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:800lb Gorilla (Score:3, Funny)
Nahhh... He runs OS X and doesn't have to worry about it.
Well... (Score:3, Funny)
You, Sir, are a Fuckwad (Score:2, Funny)
Just what is your vendetta against this kid? Why are you resorting to name-calling over some performance reviews?
Methinks you are the one bullshitting Slashdot, although I can't imagine why. This guy actually showed his badge. Why should anyone beleive that you are HR at Microsoft?
Hmmm...well, actually, the readings on the asshole-meter match up quite nicely with the levels for "Microsoft Administration"....
I guess you're the real deal.
Welcome to Slashdot. (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Bill knows he's lying, and heres why (Score:2, Funny)
Re:800lb Gorilla (Score:4, Funny)
He uses Firefox.
Re:OS X and FreeBSD (Score:2, Funny)
PS. I also predict that Mac OS X will be dead 10 years from now, but before you get your aqua colored panties in a bunch, Mac OS XV will be going strong.
Re:Mac OS? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:800lb Gorilla (Score:2, Funny)
Gee, sounds like Dell. Most of the business cards people there had that I ever saw during my short stint at Dell were from fellow Dell employees. I think they traded them like baseball cards. I would have gotten promoted there before I left, but I didn't have enough Dell business cards.
Seriously, tho, not enough people that mattered knew me. At least I got out before the first layoffs came.
DT
Re:oh god ... (Score:3, Funny)
Funny... the Mac folks probably think of themselves as the troopers... a small, elite, well-equipped group with expensive gear hopelessly defending themselves against the onslaught of a giant, expendable, (spam) zombie horde with better market share.
When you then factor in how the brain bug sucked all of the knowledge out of the humans... well, I guess the question becomes who among the MS management is the brain bug?
STOP ME BEFORE I CONTINUE THIS HORRIBLE ANALOGY ANY FURTH....UNNNGGGggghhhaaaaaaa!