2004 Year-End Google Zeitgeist 482
krgallagher writes "Google has published their Year-End Zeitgeist. In their own words, 'Based on billions of searches conducted by Google users around the world, the 2004 Year-End Zeitgeist offers a unique perspective on the year's major events and trends. We hope you enjoy this aggregate look at what people wanted to know more about this year.' The number one search for all of 2004 is britney spears."
Britney (Score:5, Funny)
Netcraft and now Google... (Score:2, Funny)
Nowhere on that page will you see a single popular search for BSD. You know what this confirms...
The real top 10 (Score:5, Funny)
1. britney spears nude
2. paris hilton nude
3. christina aguilera nude
4. pamela anderson nude
5. adult chat
6. games warez
7. carmen electra nude
8. orlando bloom nude
9. harry potter warez
10. mp3 warez
Re:Britney (Score:4, Funny)
Given that pattern... (Score:0, Funny)
9. harry potter nude
Disappointment again. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:The real top 10 (Score:5, Funny)
*runs*
Re:The real top 10 (Score:3, Funny)
I mean, that doesn't make any sense, but at least you didn't put "Harry Potter nude", since that would have been really disturbing.
women (Score:2, Funny)
In Remembrance... (Score:2, Funny)
/ just sayin'
Re:The real top 10 (Score:5, Funny)
1. brittnay speers nakkid
2. pearis hillton sex
3. crisstina agweelaira boobie
and so on...
I think I saw this in Nostradomus... (Score:4, Funny)
I'm parphrasing...but it's something like that I'm sure
Predictions for 2005? (Score:5, Funny)
Presidential elections (Score:4, Funny)
Maybe if the elections were held closer to the Superbowl.
Re:Browser information (Score:2, Funny)
Man, my TV really sucks now. It's focused on nothing but television shows. They should be looking to play more radio channels.
Man, my search engine really sucks now. It's focused on nothing but search info...
Re:Not many women use Google (Score:5, Funny)
do you really have to ask [google.com]? (NSFW)
Re:zeitgeist? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:cricket? (Score:2, Funny)
Here's why. I got the following off google news. People search for cricket because they want to know just what the hell the following text means.
In Chittagong, Bangladesh, yesterday, Indian off-spinner Harbhajan Singh took the home side's final wicket on the fourth morning to give the visitors victory in the second and final test by an innings and 83 runs and complete a 2-0 series sweep.
Harbhajan had No. 11 batsman Talha Jubair caught at long-on by Irfan Pathan with the fourth delivery of the day, as Bangladesh folded for 124 in its second innings. The home team was 118 for nine overnight after India enforced the follow on, having bowled Bangladesh out for 333 in reply to its first innings of 540.
My only reaction is, "LOL, what?"
Re:Browser information (Score:1, Funny)
Pigeon Rank (off topic) (Score:2, Funny)
At the bottom they had a link to Pigeon Rank [google.com] which I find very funny. I don't know how recent it is but it's new to me.
Google is great for the occasional joke like this.
Re:And that trend is: (Score:1, Funny)
They can do that now!?
I bet the trans-gendered community will be happy with that news.
Ah, science. What an interesting time to be alive.
Oh Crap!! (Score:5, Funny)
Paris Hilton, Britney, Carmen and Pamela.. Oh Crap!!
I turn around in time to see her look turn in to disgust with the "You and your pervert buddies scored yet again this year!!" before she stomped off in to the kitchen..
Aaargh..time to take care of the History folder..
Re:The real top 10 (Score:3, Funny)
1. sex
2. teen sex
3. naughty teen sex
4. naughty teen oral sex
5. naughty lesbian teen oral sex
Re:Britney (Score:3, Funny)
Re:zeitgeist? (Score:3, Funny)
Wow, your reading comprehension is really bad.
Re:Oh Crap!! (Score:1, Funny)
so what are you complaining about?
Re:that...metal deely...you use to...dig...food (Score:2, Funny)
Really? Because I always thought that the Illiad was considered rather verbose.
Oh... Maybe you were talking about a different Homer.
D'oh!
Re:zeitgeist? (Score:1, Funny)
What language do you scientists write in?
Re:Oh please, no, no no.... (Score:5, Funny)
1. network propagation theory
2. themes in byzantine art
3. rna transcription chemistry
4. bletchley park
5. kafkan high modernism
6. plank's constant
7. differential analysis on manifolds with corners
8. kurosawa and the japanese literary tradition
9. hyaluronic acid stabilizers
10. britney spears
Re:cricket? (Score:2, Funny)
are you trying to go into the ins and outs of cricekt?
Brockian Ultra-Cricket (Score:1, Funny)
* Rule One: Grow at least three extra legs. You won't need them, but it keeps the crowds amused.
* Rule Two: Find one extremely good Brockian Ultra Cricket player. Clone him off a few times. This saves an enormous amount of tedious selection and training.
* Rule Three: Put your team and the opposing team in a large field and build a high wall around them. The reason for this is that, though the game is a major spectator sport, the frustration experienced by the audience at not actually being able to see what's going on leads them to imagine that it's a lot more exciting than it really is. A crowd that has just watched a rather humdrum game experiences far less life affirmation than a crowd that believes it has just missed the most dramatic event in sporting history.
* Rule Four: Throw lots of assorted items of sporting equipment over the wall for the players. Anything will do - cricket bats, basecube bats, tennis racquets, skis, anything you can get a good swing with.
* Rule Five: The players should now lay about themselves for all they are worth with whatever they find to hand. Whenever a player scored a "hit" on another player, he should immediately run away as fast as he can and apologize from a safe distance. Apologies should be concise, sincere, and, for maximum clarity and points, delivered through a megaphone.
* Rule Six: The winning team shall be the first team that wins.
Re:zeitgeist? (Score:3, Funny)