Bob Cringely's Predictions For 2005 440
An anonymous reader writes "Bob Cringley publishes his predictions for developments in the world of IT every year. His latest column contains his predictions for 2005 and a brief look back at his predictions for 2004."
Duh... (Score:5, Funny)
What does Microsoft do that ISN'T a disaster for its users?
Well that was a waste of time (Score:5, Funny)
I could have just easily said that in north east america, the year will start out cold, get warmer, get hot, get cold, and then finally get really cold. I just wish advertisers would pay me for that.
Prediction we won't see (Score:1, Funny)
My prediction for 2005 (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Microsoft Antispyware prediction is off the mar (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Does this guy know anything? (Score:1, Funny)
Crossing Over Must Die (Score:5, Funny)
Please God -- let there never be another John Edward.
Crossing Over must die, and never again be channeled to the living!
-kgj
Re:Crossing Over (Score:5, Funny)
Bah, if this were an Infocom game or Hack, we would have got a message like "You cast CAN-SPAM. You feel sad for a moment, but then it passes."
Sex Symbol? (Score:3, Funny)
Other Apple predictions (Score:3, Funny)
- Apple will patent colors, making beelions on royalties
- Jobs distortion field will become reality, and vice-versa
- Apple will finally buy apple records and be done with it
- '05 will be the year of the G5 and '06 the year of the G6. As a consequence of the distortion field, this century will be known as the G century.
I like the ergonomic keyboard (Score:5, Funny)
I use one on my Linux box. It works great.
I don't have carpel tunnel now.
I just want to give credit where credit is due.
Someone will probably post that they didn't design it.
It is still a good keyboard.
Nothing about nanotech gray goo?!? (Score:3, Funny)
Pshwew!
Re:Do you want it correct or over-the-top? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:05: Stupid fucks will continue to do stupid thi (Score:3, Funny)
I For one.... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:This one too: (Score:4, Funny)