W3C launches Binary XML Packaging 239
Spy der Mann writes "Remember the recent discussion on Binary XML? Well, there's news. The W3C just released the specs for XML-binary optimized packaging (XOP). In summary, they take binary data out of the XML, and put it in a separate section using MIME-Multipart. You can read the press release and the testimonials from MS, IBM and BEA."
Testimonial: Dancin Santa (Score:5, Funny)
That's when I found Binary XML. They were able to help with the debt. They got the creditors off my back and got me back on my feet.
Thanks Binary XML!
(I thought this was going to be about a standardization of compressing XML files that got rid of the excess bloat in the markup.)
Binary XML Lite (Score:4, Funny)
The following data is in binary.
UH)(&T^( @#t79nui**&tb x9#@ $Y*_@$ji[P{O@JIOHXIOU$HIIU#$hiuoHOP$UJ [etc.]
Now I can embed my evil virus without the... (Score:1, Funny)
evil virus/xml?
Re:Testimonial: Dancin Santa (Score:1, Funny)
That's when I saw Binary XML. They were able to give me a real, solid story. They got the Dancin' Santas on my back and a hedgehog on my porch.
Thanks Bob the Builder!
(I thought this was going to destroy my epsom salt epstein-barr files to get rid of the excess methcathinone lumberjacks.)
Headline should read... (Score:5, Funny)
I, for one, welcome our new bandwidth eating plaintext overlords.
Dave
Re:More bloat! (Score:2, Funny)
And as I suggested above he did not like the XML tags either calling them:"12 lines of bloated crap" and all.
I feel like Im talking to a two year old. I don't know what else to say. If you can't comprehend that binary is much faster to parse than XML theres nothing I can do. Oh I give up you're right. I propose to change the CPU and memory of the computer to work in XML.
A3D2
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The buzzword importance (Score:3, Funny)
Bascially we were promoting an automated trading system and the first question I get is...
"Does it use XML?"
There you have it.
Very exciting but ... (Score:2, Funny)
I hear it's going to introduce 263 special MS tags and nodes and extra layers into the standard that only works on MSWord in Windows XP. It won't validate as XML anymore but who cares. You will use a special version of Front Page to do this.
The files will be a little bigger too, so with MSBinaryXML will add approx 257k thanks to the special proprietary MS extensions but will have superior functionality compared to other types.
It will be particularly good at carrying
this is gonna be sweet. I can't wait