Microsoft to Disable Online Windows Activation 1067
CasterPod writes "As of February 28, Windows users who purchased their PC will no longer be able to reinstall without calling Microsoft and answering a series of questions. The move is part of an anti-piracy effort to close 'a loophole that enabled unscrupulous resellers to use Windows XP product keys that were stolen from large OEMs.' Specifically, Certificate of Authenticity (COA) labels on PCs are often unused because OEMs preinstall Windows and bypass product activation. The product keys can therefore be stolen and reused. First WGA, and now this."
Good Move Microsoft!!!! (Score:5, Funny)
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!
ttyl
Farrell
Simple answer ... (Score:1, Funny)
Hope they're up late (Score:5, Funny)
Aw man.. (Score:5, Funny)
oh.. ONLINE activation only... *WHEW*
...and here are the questions: (Score:1, Funny)
Tux the Penguin says ... (Score:2, Funny)
"The more you tighten your grip, Darth Gates, the more systems will slip through your fingers."
Re:...and here are the questions: (Score:2, Funny)
<user> Hi! I'd like to re-install windows please!
<clippy> Hi there! I see you are trying to reinstall windows. Would you like some help?
<user> Erm.... *click*
Re:Forced to install between 9-5 (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Great. Just what I want to do. (Score:2, Funny)
Yes!
Re:Hope they're up late (Score:1, Funny)
(Or for our American readers - New Delhi, India.)
Re:call center (Score:3, Funny)
Pinging? I don't understand.
OH! pimping!
I'm just pissed off that I can't see those two letters
Re:Hope they're up late (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Good Move Microsoft!!!! (Score:5, Funny)
Cool. I can hardly wait to get to the office today.
The Questions (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Good Move Microsoft!!!! (Score:4, Funny)
You can't have "manslaughter" without "laughter".
No no no, that's supposed to be:
One manslaughter is another man's laughter.
Re:Hope they're up late (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Good Move Microsoft!!!! (Score:0, Funny)
Re:Microsoft to Disable Online Windows Activation (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Good Move Microsoft!!!! (Score:4, Funny)
Hey! It worked for Steve Jobs
Re:Microsoft to Disable Online Windows Activation (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Good Move Microsoft!!!! (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Good Move Microsoft!!!! (Score:3, Funny)
I like saying "No, thank you". Throwing in the "thank you" confuses them long enough that they don't even try to insist until you're out the door.
Re:So what? (Score:3, Funny)
Of course they aren't. Microsoft doing something stupid would be completely unprecedented in the history of the industry. For instance, Microsoft would no more let an important phone number be disconnected than they would forget to re-register an important domain name.
Re:Microsoft to Disable Online Windows Activation (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Great. Just what I want to do. (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Good Move Microsoft!!!! (Score:3, Funny)
However, why don't the Linux vendors go ahead and have a user-stupidity ranking system and actively reject the morons. When someone like one of us super-smart Slashdot readers calls Red Hat with a super-smart question like "when recompiling the kernel, I tried to optimize using the gcc 64 bit libraries, but as a result I'm only getting 7% greater performance rather than the 8.2% I was expecting. What gives?" - the caller would then be granted access to the "normal" tech support helpline.
However, when a caller has a stupid question, demonstrating their obvious mouth-breathing status such as "I installed your lin-nucks and now my drink holder don work no mo" the response should be "WHY YOU'RE A STUPID IDJIT! WHY DON'T YOU CALL MICROSOFT! DUUUUH!"
The end result will be that Microsoft gets all the stupid customers and Linux vendors get all the smart ones. This would be a more pro-active method of destroying Microsoft while also purifying the Linux user base. Microsoft eventually goes bankrupt by all the support calls they have to field, the rest of us can finally breath easier and just reject all SMTP requests from any windows boxes, effectively quarantining viruses and spam to windows users only, and marginalizing the windows world.
Re:The Questions (Score:4, Funny)
I bought a Mac.
2. Where did you steal your computer from?
You.
3. How do you pronounce Linux?
"I pronounce Linux as Linux."
4. What's the Capitol of Finland?
Rejavick. Wait! That's Iceland! Umm...
5. Do you own an iPod?
*takes off white headphones* What did you say?
6. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
WTF? First penguins now woodchucks? What? Do you have some sort of animal fetish?!
7. If a train left Redmond traveling at 60MPH, and another left Cupertino traveling at 40MPH, when would they arrive in Kansas?
Nowhere - they would not be able to pay the Microsoft Transport Fee(tm) to leave their respective stations.
8. Who's your Daddy?
Harvey Birdman but don't tell anybody!
9. How much Vaseline is currently on your keyboard?
Only what I used to protect myself from this activation plan...
10. When did you stop beating your wife?
About the same time I stopped using Windows...
Re:Good Move Microsoft!!!! (Score:2, Funny)
A series of questions (Score:2, Funny)
This is Microsoft installation support. How may we help you?
A message box just popped up, saying I have to call you and answer a series of questions, before the reinstallation can be completed.
Yes ma'am, that is correct. Question number one: What is your age?
I'm 25 years old.
Are you single or married?
I'm single.
What are you wearing right now?
What th'? Why do you need to know that?
Okay, we'll come back to that one later. What is your bra size, and do you hook in front or in back?
That's TWO questions, and it's NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.
I'm sorry, ma'am, we can't successfully complete your reinstallation unless we get accurate answers to all our questions....
Mark Edwards
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Proof of Sanity Forged Upon Request
Re:Good Move Microsoft!!!! (Score:4, Funny)
For those who don't know, the Second Law of Termodynamics reads as follows: "For every post that contains a correctly used term, another 5 posts on slashdot will contain misused, mithspelled(pun) or misunderstood terms.
This is closely related to the Theory of Repostivity.