Microsoft to Launch 64-bit Windows on Monday 484
maotx writes "Several news outlets are reporting that Microsoft will officially roll out 64-bit versions of its Windows operating systems on Monday. As compared with existing 32-bit versions: 64-bit Windows will handle 16 terabytes of virtual memory, as compared to 4 GB for 32-bit Windows. System cache size jumps from 1 GB to 1 TB, and paging-file size increases from 16 TB to 512 TB."
I don't know abou this... (Score:5, Funny)
Paging file (Score:4, Funny)
Paging size (Score:4, Funny)
Hope that's a maximum, not required
The most important question- (Score:4, Funny)
16 Terabytes (Score:3, Funny)
16 terabytes! That oughta be enough for anybody!
Finally!! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:The most important question- (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I don't know abou this... (Score:5, Funny)
Yeah, the BSOD... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:The most important question- (Score:5, Funny)
Cool! (Score:5, Funny)
Important question (Score:4, Funny)
This is great news! (Score:2, Funny)
It means we will be able to run "bloatware" such as Emacs without it constantly swapping!
World-Leader (Score:1, Funny)
Now, with the world's first 64-bit operating system, they have further extended their lead.
How long will it be until competitors such as IBM, HP, Sun Microsystems, Apple Computer and Linux Technology get their code ported to 64-bits?
Will this finally render all other operating systems obsolete?
Corporations and novice users the world over have come to appreciate the simplicity and ease of installing and administering Windows(TM) systems. Now they can do this it 64-bits, with the added speed and simplicity this provides.
Internet downloads, MP3 music and DVD video have never been so fast, stable, efficient and high-quality.
Programmers too will feel the benefit of 64-bit .NET technology, allowing portability across all versions of Windows on diverse processor architectures from intel(TM) and cheap Advanced Micro Devices(TM) not-quite-work-alikes, making them viable in the Enterprise and for home gaming for the very first time.
I've pre-ordered my 5 license pack for Windows-64 Home Edition(R)(TM)(pat pending) already. Have you? What are you waiting for?
Re:16 Terabytes (Score:5, Funny)
Thank you Mr. Data, but there's no need to explain every punchline.
Its Official: Microsoft Found More Bits! (Score:3, Funny)
Press: so what exactly was found?
Ballmer: well i'm not entirely sure, you see everyone has been raving about us lacking in the bits in our products
Press: so what did you actually do about it?
Ballmer: we simply acquired the bits we were missing from our product offerings, various high profile acquisitions were conducted to ensure all bits were accounted for
Press: can you tell us preciously who was acquired ?
Ballmer: that would be telling, however I can say that I don't have the slightest idea what all this means, our customers have just been saying "give us more bits!" - we firmly believe we've been innovating for 20 years to continuly improve our products to contain more bits, or features as you will.
Press: Steve, I don't think you understand what you're talking about
Ballmer: we firmly believe we've been innovating for 20 years to continuly improve our products to contain more bits, or features as you will.
Press: you just said that, do you have anything more to add?
Ballmer: we now have more bits than the rest of the software vendor industry!
Press: yeah sure, you do..... {cut!}
Re:Important question (Score:1, Funny)
Foreigners (Score:5, Funny)
Windows bits (Score:4, Funny)
32-bit kludge running on top of a
16-bit patch to an
8-bit operating system written for a
4-bit microprocessor by a
2-bit company that can't stand
1-bit of competition
Re:Are there any 32-bit-only OSes left worth menti (Score:3, Funny)
Yes, but remember that Media Player most definitely is not, oh no, no way, not at all, move along nothing to see here, couldn't even possibly be, not even in the realms of possibilties be, no not even if we wanted to make it, part of the operating system.
You'll be saying IE is only 32 bit next
Re:Windows bits (Score:4, Funny)
Windows is now a:
64-bit hack of a user interface first seen on a
32-bit kludge on top of a
16 bit patch to an