Google Web Accelerator 798
Lukey Boy writes "Google has released a free web accelerator product for both Firefox and Internet Explorer. According to their information page the software uses Google servers as a proxy for web content, delivering the pages to your system more rapidly and compressing them beforehand."
I keed! I keed! (Score:5, Funny)
I'm using it now and couldn't be happier! It's already saved me over 10 seconds, and there's no catch!
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Find Google results for "catch" [google.ca]
Sign up for free webmail at http://gmail.google.com/ [google.com]
Resistance is fut... er... Try Google, we're not evil!
I see they've compressed slashdot's comments... (Score:0, Funny)
Start your engines gentlemen! (Score:1, Funny)
Do no evil, i hope (Score:3, Funny)
The irony.. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:I keed! I keed! (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Smart. Scary. (Score:5, Funny)
Nothing for you to see here. Please move along. (Score:3, Funny)
Sure I won't, but I am still annoyed I can't! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Google turns Evil (Score:3, Funny)
Google's value: $4.8 billion
weasello's value: $29.93
Re:The irony.. (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Exactly. (Score:5, Funny)
"Based on your recent browsing habits, Google would like to suggest MidgetsHavingSexWithFerretsInSpace.com"
All I wanted was a smaller computer, a pet toy, and some homework help....GOOOOOOOGLEEEEEEEEEe
Well, thank goodness. (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Smart. Scary. (Score:3, Funny)
Geo IP users now think I moved to Mountain View (Score:3, Funny)
I noticed a geo ip advertisement at thehun that normally recognizes I live in Phoenix and offering to introduce me to hookers in Phoenix. Now though, it wants to introduce me to hookers in Mt. View.
So that sucks.
Re:Smart. Scary. (Score:1, Funny)
It's very usefull if you work in a company that blocks pr0n sites...
Re:Exactly. (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Smart. Scary. (Score:3, Funny)
DoubleClick? What does 127.0.0.1 know that it didn't know already?
Re:I keed! I keed! (Score:5, Funny)
their's no gramur eyethur
Re:Smart. Scary. (Score:5, Funny)
Now try and prove you aren't a terrorist if they say you are...
Re:Exactly. (Score:5, Funny)
They want to know what everyone is searching for in a given moment
that's the easy part:
- lesbian sex
- natalie portman
- desperate housewives
- desparate housewives having lesbian sex with natalie portman
Re:Sure I won't, but I am still annoyed I can't! (Score:1, Funny)
No catch!? (Score:5, Funny)
monitor your surfing habits and email^h^h^h^h^h^h^h^h^h^h^h^h^h^h^h^h^h^h^h
make your life easier!
Re:Smart. Scary. (Score:5, Funny)
Oh yeah? I just Googled for this very topic and there is absolutly no proof of that sort of thing. Ever. To Anyone. You'd think that if it were true somebody would have blogged about it. So you must just be parinoid.
--MarkusQ