Gates on Google 755
EnsignExtra writes " A long and interesting article in Fortune on the battle between Gates and Google. 'Forced to watch Google's stock soar the way Microsoft's used to, and Brin and Page enjoy their roles as tech's new rock stars, Gates brings to the fight a ferocity that nobody has seen since the Netscape war a decade ago. Their popularity gets under his skin. "There's companies that are just so cool that you just can't even deal with it," he says sarcastically, suggesting that Google is nothing more than the latest fad, adding, "At least they know to wear black."...Trying to build a Google killer, however, has turned out to be truly humbling for Microsoft.'"
The ultimate fight (Score:4, Funny)
Microsoft
Re:Microsoft's Underdog (Score:5, Funny)
Letter to Google... (Score:1, Funny)
When i fiRst stol DOs back in the day, peeple were schtupid... and I culd fewl them into thinkin I was an uber-Geek with my fancy pants cummand line stuff.
You would'nt beelive the a$$ i was gettin with the monay I was brinign in early on, chicks dig my big brain and fat pokets.
Anyhooo the point here is you guys are hip and cool and everythin I wanted to be.. and the azz train had definetly left this station.. so throw an old dawg a bone, stop comin out with all them new feetures every day so ole bIll can get some eh?
If you can kick some of them new fangled ideas over to ole bill every now and again, I promise to license a few of them copies of illegil windoze you have rollin round over there... we can all win!
Sincereleeley,
Mr. Gates (the kids call me 'money' for short)
Thanks googledot! (Score:5, Funny)
No small thanks to our very own googledotdotorg :).
Re:Ugh... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:GOffice? (Score:1, Funny)
My Favourite Quote: (Score:2, Funny)
In fall 2003, Microsoft briefly considered buying Google, only to realize that even if Brin, Page, and their board could have been persuaded to sell--which seemed unlikely--Microsoft would have been left to explain to the world why it was now running a search engine built entirely on Linux instead of Windows.
LOL
Re:Innovate, not copy (Score:1, Funny)
See. Lots of original ideas there.
Re:Microsoft's Underdog (Score:5, Funny)
There Can Be More Than One (Score:3, Funny)
There's no need to fear... (Score:5, Funny)
and break the laws that they should fear
and frighten all who see or hear
the cry goes up both far and near
for Underdog! Underdog! Underdog! Underdog!
Credits to: http://www.delorie.com/users/dj/tidbits/underdog_
Re:Job Advertisements Tell The Truth (Score:4, Funny)
Re:The best Google Ad Ever! (Score:3, Funny)
(sorry, Douglas)
Re:Microsoft's Underdog (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Microsoft's Underdog (Score:3, Funny)
Its ambitious new operating system, code-named Longhorn, is more than a year late, even after having been scaled back. Linux, the free operating system that Gates once scoffed at, is fighting Microsoft for share in both the server and desktop markets, forcing the company to do the unthinkable: offer customer discounts. Last year it had to spend $1 billion to rewrite thousands of lines of code to make its programs less susceptible to viruses. Its Xbox gaming console is winning raves from players but has yet to make serious money. Meanwhile, Apple has stolen the show in online music with its hugely popular iPod and iTunes Music Store. Plus, the recently released Firefox browser, which can be downloaded free, has forced Gates to reconstitute an Internet Explorer development team.
And as Microsoft is getting attacked on all fronts, am I the only one smiling from ear to ear?
Re:Innovate, not copy (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Maybe some truth there (Score:5, Funny)
If you want to beat the rest,
Medication's what you need..."
Re:Maybe some truth there (Score:4, Funny)
BTW, did anyone else notice that MS slashed their R&D budget? How do they expect to thrive in new markets if they don't try new stuff? You can only leverage a desktop monopoly so far...
I thought they had a free R&D facility in Cupertino, CA?
Re:Google by choice,MSsearch by force (Score:5, Funny)
Re:MS is dying... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:GOffice? (Score:4, Funny)
Hm, let's see.
googol
n : a cardinal number represented as 1 followed by 100 zeros (ten raised to the power of a hundred)
I guess they're finally starting to make apparent their business model.
GLinux? (Score:3, Funny)
Imagine if Google did indeed do this, but took it a step further and made their on WM (GWindow Manager?) so that Google's services were integrated into the distro. Clicking the mail link on the desktop would lead you to GMail (possibly read through their GBrowser). You could do google searches directly from a taskbar widget. You would use Picassa for your pics. A future "GOffice" to word proccessing, spreadsheets, etc. Maybe the future would see a Gplayer?
Oh shit, this is starting to sound like Windows...except it would be free...but you would probably have an AdWords pane in your file manager...I think my head is going to explode now
Re:Microsoft's Underdog (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Microsoft's Underdog (Score:3, Funny)
Huh? (Score:5, Funny)
I have no idea what that was supposed to mean. Mix in a few more metaphors and it might just make sense.
Re:Microsoft Will Fail - Tales From The Inside (Score:3, Funny)
If you are wrong, we'll never believe an A.C. again.
Re:Microsoft's Underdog (Score:5, Funny)
It looks like you're trying to destroy another company! Would you like to:
a) Buy it and assimilate it into your company, then claim to the media that this constitutes "innovation."
b) Buy it and lock the employees into their buildings to starve to death once the vending machines give out.
c) Buy it and send Ballmer over to annoy the hell out of them.
d) Buy a country and send its armed forces to wipe all assets of the company from the face of the Earth.
Re:Microsoft Will Fail - Tales From The Inside (Score:5, Funny)
Yes, just google for worst search engine [google.com].
Re:Are they completely out of touch? (Score:2, Funny)
But the frightening thing I've found is that whenever he talks about it, he always talks about "the next version." We should go ahead and use more of it in our production systems because of what they're going to put into it "soon." ... Unfortunately, they are all either in Alpha or Beta, or are planned to come out soon.
Sounds like the same thing I do with OSS ;)
Re:Maybe some truth there (Score:2, Funny)
Re:INtegrated google world. (Score:3, Funny)
And then there are the people who were tinfoil freaks but are addicted to google and they are having a crisis like a 13 yr old gay son of 2 ultra christian conservative parents.