Cracking the Google Code... Under the GoogleScope 335
jglazer75 writes "From the analysis of the code behind Google's patents: "Google's sweeping changes confirm the search giant has launched a full out assault against artificial link inflation & declared war against search engine spam in a continuing effort to provide the best search service in the world... and if you thought you cracked the Google Code and had Google all figured out ... guess again. ... In addition to evaluating and scoring web page content, the ranking of web pages are admittedly still influenced by the frequency of page or site updates. What's new and interesting is what Google takes into account in determining the freshness of a web page.""
On the minds of all slashdotters, (Score:5, Funny)
Google what is best in life (Score:5, Funny)
it's a war (Score:5, Funny)
Yes (Score:5, Funny)
resistance is futile (Score:5, Funny)
Borgle.
Re:On the minds of all slashdotters, (Score:1, Funny)
GoogleBombs Away (Score:5, Funny)
Re:it's a war (Score:2, Funny)
Maybe we could find the cache of the article on Google.
Coral cache link (Score:3, Funny)
Re:This is under YRO? (Score:3, Funny)
That's an interesting interpretation. Here's a review of today's submissions, translated to your perspective:
Broadway Awards Spam is about your rights to watch Spamalot, nominated for 14 Tony awards.
IT: More on Last Years Cisco Source Code Theft is about your rights to read about a theft of proprietary source code.
IT: What Does a Spreading Worm Look Like? is about your rights to visualize what a spreading worm looks like.
Games: Gameboy Emulator Released for PSP is about your rights to play Gameboy games on a PSP.
Newest Star Wars Reviews Suprisingly Positive is about your rights to be surprised that Lucas Finally Got It Right(tm).
Wow, with your new scheme, we can get rid of all other topics!
Re:This is under YRO? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:resistance is futile (Score:3, Funny)
So that's what it sounds like when the Borg have problems digesting the food... and I always thought they just recharged or whatever... well, I guess they can't always adapt fast enough.
("Captain, may I suggest remodulating the food replicator inputs?")
Re:On the minds of all slashdotters, (Score:5, Funny)
So will this make it easier or harder to find porn?
Because there's a shortage of porn on the web?
Re:On the minds of all slashdotters, (Score:3, Funny)
eBay.com
Re:Unintended side effects of the Google arms race (Score:5, Funny)
I'm unhappy because I was grabbed off the street. May I go now?
Please?
Re:On the minds of all slashdotters, (Score:5, Funny)
Re:On the minds of all slashdotters, (Score:4, Funny)
bingo. therefore, the question he should've asked is: will the pron I find make me harder?
Re:FAQs (Score:2, Funny)