AJAX Buzzword Reinvigorates Javascript 541
samuel4242 writes "Javascript may have been with us since the beginning of the browser, but it's going through a renaissance as companies like Google create Javascript-enabled tools like Google Maps . There's even a nice, newly coined acronym , AJAX for "Asynchronous Javascript and XML". A nice survey article from Infoworld interviews Javascript creator, Brendan Eich, who says that this is what he and Marc Andreessen planned from the beginning. Perhaps AJAX will finally deliver what Java promised. Perhaps it will really provide a solid way to distribute software seamlessly."
AJAX also good for... (Score:5, Funny)
cleaning toilet
getting first post
Java... (Score:1, Funny)
Re:thanks, slashdot (Score:2, Funny)
Yes. Here's your tin foil hat now go sit in the corner.
It's all about appearances. (Score:2, Funny)
Leela: Uuh, hello! We haven't made one program since you two took over.
"That Guy": Programming has nothing to do with the Programming business. buzzwords, people, buzzwords!
goodbye javascript! (Score:2, Funny)
Finally, the reason I was looking for to disable Javascript is here.
Re:thanks, slashdot (Score:2, Funny)
Damn you technology!
(get over JS)
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Re:Choosing language (Score:3, Funny)
I've got an
Re:Javascript is not java (Score:1, Funny)
Which site do you think you're on again? Have you looked around at all?
Ajax Q&A... the real one (Score:4, Funny)
And on a serious note: Who was the moron who made the onreadystatechange event handler? Why couldn't you just pass in a reference to the XmlHttpRequest object so people wouldn't be forced to use global variables to store the reference? Is that so hard?
Reinvigorates? (Score:3, Funny)
AJAX is not the end all... (Score:5, Funny)
BLEACH (Bloatware + Leanware + Emacs + (x86) Assembly + C + Heroine) has been working wonders for my development. I usually start the day by shooting up in my office, then I start up all of the Office apps (bloatware) on my co-worker's PC to slwo him down. After that, I load up ACIDWARP.EXE (leanware. No DLLs, libs, nothing, jst one EXE and it's small for what it does) on my boss' PC which stuns him for a few hours so he can't keep track of what's going on in the office (usually play Purple Haze in the background). I then open up Emacs on my box and set to work redesigning everything (Screw WYSIWYG. It's overrated.) I also write a lot of my CGI in assembly language to keep the resource usage low and the code tight. C, when it's needed, which is almost never because of how well I can do things in assembly. And finally, another serving of heroine to keep the Jedi Mind tricks fresh. So far, this plan has worked so well, that I've been shuffled through about 70 different companies this year alone. My talents are in demand!
The Interview (Score:4, Funny)
Brendan: "Yeah... um, this is exactly what we envisioned! Awesome tools like what Google is doing with the maps thing, and the... uh... craigslist + Google maps thing! Yeah.. these companies are finally doing exactly what we had originally planned, so... just wait until they come up with--I mean finally catch on to our big picture and we'll let you know what else we had envisioned! You'll just have to wait and see what we take credit fo--I mean, the other ideas of ours they catch on to!"