Pure JavaScript Unix-Like Web Based OS 313
slummy writes " JS/UIX 'is an UNIX-like OS for standard web-browsers, written entirely in JavaScript (no plug-ins used). It comprises a virtual machine, shell, virtual file-system, process-management, and brings its own terminal with screen- and keyboard-mapping.' If only you didn't need an OS to run the web browser on."
So its true! (Score:5, Funny)
Next up (Score:5, Funny)
From TFA:
"The only application for now is a simple implementation of vi"
How long before emacs is ported?
The sites /.ed already... (Score:1, Funny)
dead (Score:0, Funny)
Compiler (Score:3, Funny)
I wanna run doom on it!
Obligatory (Score:3, Funny)
PS You do know that in Soviet Russia, your browser runs your OS, right?
Screenshot (Score:5, Funny)
:-)
fake DOS... (Score:4, Funny)
crap .. (Score:3, Funny)
If this becomes too successful... (Score:3, Funny)
Yes, but . . . (Score:5, Funny)
unnecessary... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:fake DOS... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:So its true! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Uses? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Uses? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Obligatory (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Why is this in the Java topic? (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Next up (Score:3, Funny)
Webserver? (Score:2, Funny)
I am tempted to check it out.
Finally we can put together... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Why is this in the Java topic? (Score:5, Funny)
You might as well call yourself Tim x86 Assembly - after all, there's some underlying atomic arrangement to your cell structure.
Re:fake DOS... (Score:4, Funny)
It still works on my XP machine!
I was even worried for an instant when it was supposedly formatting my hard d^i^c^kz^z^z^^z^z^f^^ s^d^f^zêf^zê^f^sd^f s^df ^sd^f ^sd^f^s^df^s s^df ^sd^f^s^df^s^df^^s^sd^f^sd^f^^sd^f ^^sdf^^sd^f
Uh oh... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Why is this in the Java topic? (Score:5, Funny)
--AC
Re:fake DOS... (Score:4, Funny)
I Know!!! (Score:4, Funny)
1. No more monolithic Linux kernel or proprietary Windows kernel!
2. No more mach kernel because they're slow dontchaknow
3. We get rid of X Windows and replace it with Gecko, Javascript, CSS and Mozilla chromes
4. No more clunky X Windows network transparency because nobody uses it anyways. Now all graphic connections will happen in memory instead of going out over the network to the router and back in to the machine they went out of!
5. No more ability to run servers (because only crackers and pirates do that)
6. Google searches become embedded in teh OS like Microsoft plans to do in Pot Noodle Hornlong!
7. A driving instructor somewhere in Johanessberg gets his job back mate!
Man am I thirsty!
Countdown (Score:2, Funny)
Right? (Score:2, Funny)
to run aan browser
to run javascript
to run this new operating system?
This must be useful!
Re:Uses? (Score:3, Funny)
Better than localhost! (Score:2, Funny)
woops! not that secure (Score:1, Funny)
Re:No comments and site dead. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:fake DOS... (Score:5, Funny)
You wanna hear a really fucked up story?
Okay. It's 1993. I think. I was somewhere between 8 and 10, so maybe it was '94. Anyway, it's not important.
I was learning to program at the time, and my uncle who is four years older than me decided that since I was a rather dull child, with wit as sharp as a rubber ball, I should start with QBASIC.
So I created a grand program: A DOS Shell. It would let you look around, cd, all that fancy stuff. I added colours.
It was all good.
So, anyway, I didn't really have a good concept of exactly what an OS was, and I decided I'd written one, so, (this was back in the day you understand, and my parents really weren't too computer savvy) I got on their AOL account and uploaded it to AOL's file center, billing it as a revolutionary new operation system called DHDMP. I think. That or DHCMP. I forget.
The instructions went something along the lines of, STEP 1: Uninstall DOS.
You get the picture.
Well, after around 9 thousand downloads, my parent's AOL account was canceled.
I'd like to think I did a great deal of good via those 9 thousand downloads.
Re:Uses? (Score:3, Funny)
Of course, you are speaking about those employers who lock their employees in a building 24/7 and never let them go home to study or do other things on their own, right?
oh dear god... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:fake DOS... (Score:4, Funny)
Maybe that's hex. I'm 1A years old.
Re:Why is this in the Java topic? (Score:3, Funny)