Windows Vista To Come In 7 Flavors 815
Dionne writes "Microsoft is really milking it with this one: According to an Ars Technica report, there will be 7 versions of Windows Vista: Starter Edition, Home Basic Edition, Home Premium Edition, Professional Edition, Small
Business Edition, Enterprise Edition, and Ultimate Edition." From the article: "Windows Vista Ultimate Edition is a superset of both Vista Home Premium and Vista Pro Edition, so it includes all of the features of both of those product versions, plus adds Game Performance Tweaker with integrated gaming experiences, a Podcast creation utility (under consideration, may be cut from product), and online "Club" services (exclusive access to music, movies, services and preferred customer care) and other offerings (also under consideration, may be cut from product)."
Flavours? (Score:5, Funny)
Yes. (Score:4, Funny)
So they're finally competeing... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:'Ultimate' Edition (Score:5, Funny)
And rebooting. Don't forget the rebooting.
The infamous Missing Vista Editions... (Score:5, Funny)
- Vista Compact Edition: with just the software you need, including the much appreciated MSOfficeCompact, this edition runs on your P100 with 128Mb.
- Vista Instant Edition: bootable in so many ways, this is all the software you need to boot that recaltricant box and get it working again. Comes complete with legacy support for every known device.
- Vista Grandmother Edition: simple, fast, and based on all the best of Windows Secure, this is the software you wished you'd had when your parents asked, "How do I get onto the Internet?"
- Vista Open Edition: free, and packed to the hilt with first-class open source, all verified and tuned by MicrosoftOpenLabs for that smooth experience. Comes with full source code.
Hrm it seems every slap of the wrist helps them (Score:4, Funny)
Also, this is a bit of a 'hey EU, we are suing you but, look, you can't get us on not offering enough versions now, lol'.
BTW, I don't get it, Microsoft is suing the EU, that means they are reaching into the pockets of every tax paying EU citizen, and taking money, you know, EU lawyers and teams are not free to deal with this crap.
I say, you cannot have corporations bullying europe like this, no a flame, but honestly, US is PWNED by microsoft, things are going swimmingly for them, but with patents and their flagrant disregard for the laws and judgements of europe, I think people should wake up soon and jump ship.
Oh well, it wouldn't suprise me if Microsoft bashing has become a moderat..able offense, see you in -1 land, any second now.
Will there be... (Score:5, Funny)
Article Text (Score:5, Funny)
More Windows confusion good for Linux (Score:3, Funny)
- 1 copy of Windows Vista, please.
- Will that be Starter Edition, Home Basic Edition, Home Premium Edition, Professional Edition, Small Business Edition, Enterprise Edition or Ultimate Edition?
- Uh... Never mind, just give me the latest openSUSE Linux.
One can only hope...
Alternative ending:
- Does the Enterprise Edition come with Kirk or Picard?
Two problems (Score:1, Funny)
Second, this is going to require a lot more global bandwidth as people download illegal copies of all those versions.
New Motto (Score:5, Funny)
Comment removed (Score:5, Funny)
Re:'Ultimate' Edition (Score:1, Funny)
Me, I prefer the original Lee/Ditko Windows, but the Bendis/Bagley Windows does have its charm.
Customer confusion (Score:5, Funny)
Customer: I want to upgrade my Windows 2000 machine to Vista. Which version do I need?
M$: Oh that's easy. How much money do you have?
Re:So six of them have artificial limitations? (Score:5, Funny)
Then Microsoft will be forced to release Windows Vista Champion Edition.
Re:Two *Other* Versions (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Windows Vista Forum (Score:1, Funny)
Given his posting history your interpretation is certainly the most likely, but there's at least a little wiggle room for a benign interpretation.
Better nip this one early (Score:5, Funny)
Re:The infamous Missing Vista Editions... (Score:5, Funny)
- Vista EU Edition: Starter or Home Basic without Media Player.
- Vista Monopoly Edition: clippy destroys any software that does not belong to Microsoft.
Re:Will there be... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Wow... are they also going to include Cedega? (Score:4, Funny)
Two of these three is...
Second Brother: First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.
Maynard: Amen.
Knights: Amen.
Arthur: Right! One!... Two!... Five!
Galahad: Three, sir!
Arthur: Three!
[angels sing]
[boom]
There goes Vista! Sorry, I just had to...
Re:Wow... are they also going to include Cedega? (Score:2, Funny)
Warez (Score:1, Funny)
I'm moving to linux (Score:5, Funny)
They left out.. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:This is going to confuse the hell out of people (Score:5, Funny)
Re:This is going to confuse the hell out of people (Score:4, Funny)
Working Edition (Score:5, Funny)
I don't care how many flavors they have. Just give me a Working Edition
Re:The infamous Missing Vista Editions... (Score:5, Funny)
http://www.openbsd.org/ [openbsd.org]
- Vista Compact Edition
http://www.damnsmalllinux.org/ [damnsmalllinux.org]
- Vista Instant Edition
http://www.knoppix.org/ [knoppix.org]
- Vista Grandmother Edition
http://www.apple.com/ [apple.com]
- Vista Open Edition
http://www.debian.org/ [debian.org]
Re:Flavours? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:This is going to confuse the hell out of people (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Hey Mr. Comedian - enough with BSOD (Score:3, Funny)
Seriously, my last install of windows had something screwed up with some *ntfs*.* file (it loaded straight to BSOD every time). I was under linux most of the time and I -- having spent few hours trying to correct the problem -- didn't want to re-install an OS I wasn't using a lot (plus I'd have to fix GRUB).
Solution: I installed windows on another disc, booted from it and then chose the first installation during the boot time.
Problem: linux was on the first disc with the broken windows. In order to boot to Windows, I had to go to BIOS and change order of booting (luckily one disc was SATA, so I didn't have to mess with cables).
Comment removed (Score:5, Funny)
Re:This is going to confuse the hell out of people (Score:3, Funny)
Hmmmm, what level of computing are the four then?
Re:Flavours? (Score:3, Funny)
they also left out... (Score:4, Funny)
Flavours... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:This is going to confuse the hell out of people (Score:1, Funny)
Yes, and they would all be named... (Score:5, Funny)
1. Slackware Spam
2. Slackware Eggs Ham Spam
3. Slackware Spam Eggs Spam and Eggs Ham Spam
4. Slackware Spam Spam Spam Eggs Spam Ham Spam
5. Slackware Eggs Spam Spam Spam Ham Spam Spam.
6. Slackware Spam Spam Spam Spam Ham Spam Ham.
and
7. Slackware Eggs Spam and Spam Ham Spam with Eggs Ham Spam.
Re:They left out.. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:This is going to confuse the hell out of people (Score:3, Funny)
The user claimed he was running Windows56. Nothing right? Well the tech listened more to the users problem and then he claimed everything was upside down.
Turns out he had his monitor upside down and "95" turned into "56"/
God AOL users are the best.
MS Support Line (Score:3, Funny)
If you have Windows Vista Starter Edition - Press 1
If you have Windows Vista Home Basic Edition - Press 2
If you have Windows Vista Home Premium Edition - Press 3
If you have Windows Vista Professional Edition - Press 4
If you have Windows Vista Small Business Edition - Press 5
If you have Windows Vista Enterprise Edition - Press 6
If you have Windows Vista Ultimate Edition - Press 7
If you wish to upgrade from your old and busted prior version
of Windows, please have your credit card ready and Press 8
For all other support requests, please hang up now.
You pressed 2, if you wish to upgrade to the Ultimate Edition
please have your credit card ready and Press 1, otherwise Press 2
You pressed 2, are you SURE that you don't want to upgrade to
the Ultimate Edition? If so, please have your credit card ready
and Press 1, otherwise Press 2
Sigh! You pressed 2 again, please contact your vendor and purchase
another PC with Windows Vista pre-installed. Thank you for calling
Microsoft Support Line. ** CLICK **
Re:Sorry, but not true. (Score:4, Funny)
Re:They left out.. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:They left out.. (Score:4, Funny)
I wasn't aware there was a "right" version of Windows...
Re:They left out.. (Score:5, Funny)