No Office Suite Google

Simon (S2) writes "Google co-founder Sergey Brin has quashed speculation that the giant ad broker is to introduce a web-based Office suite. "We don't have any plans," he told Web 2.0 conference organizer John Battelle (pictured below). However Brin left the door open a little. Documents would be easier to work with in the future, he promised, but he didn't think a fat client was the way to go. "I don't really think that the thing is to take a previous generation of technology and port them directly," he told Battelle. However distributed thin web applications allowed you to do "new and better things than the Office package and more.""

Re:Why Not?

[andersbergh]

Yeah, although then I suppose Microsoft would provide "MSN Office"!

OMGWTFPDQLMNOP?!?!?!

[Anonymous Coward]

Posted last nite? And here it is this morning? That's like, hours! I can't believe they sat on such an earth-shaking story for so long.

Re:Nothing for you to see here. Please move along.

[Anonymous Coward]

It's Slashdot's way of telling you "fuck off and die, you creepy wanker".

It tries to be less in-your-face to prevent you from being emotionally hurt and having to run upstairs to your mom and crying into her voluptous breasts.

No Office Suite, Google?

[rebug]

Sprinkle in some punctuation and it makes sense.

Re:Nothing for you to see here. Please move along.

[Hey Pope Felcher . .]

. . . you accidently logged into Slashdot's 'for the blind' section.

Re:No Office Suite Google

[moviepig.com]

...shouldn't the headline be "No Google Office Suite"? What is up with the awkward word order?

We yearned, yet the Fates took a pass.
No Office, sweet Google? Alas...

Re:WebNotepad?

[Durinthal]

WebNotepad?

I believe that's called IRC.

Re:You are overestimating the effort

[thrillseeker]

Creating something like a simple web-based word processor is certainly within the realm of possibility. Unfortunately, the implementation ends up being a Rube Goldberg machine of clunky technologies duct-taped together into a horribly convoluted, difficult to maintain, spaghetti-code mess.

No, no ... we're not talking about MS Office.

Re:No Office Suite Google

[Anonymous Coward]

mod parent up, +5 arcane vernacular, default meter with epic diction ironically employed in the orthodox register for funny mod

Hey that's great non-news!

[Anonymous Coward]

Really, who gives a fuck?