Nestle Patents Coffee Beer 471
Dotnaught writes "New Scientist reports that Nestec, a Nestle subsidiary, has applied for a patent on a fermented coffee beverage. In other words, coffee beer -- it foams like beer and packs the caffeine of coffee, with "fruity and/or floral notes due to the fermentation of the coffee aroma."
Drew Carey Beat them to it!! (Score:2, Funny)
What every college town needs (Score:5, Funny)
Woohoo! (Score:5, Funny)
ObSimpsons (Score:3, Funny)
Bartender: "Bee-er?"
This will be perfect for late night problem sets (Score:3, Funny)
Skittles! (Score:4, Funny)
NB. I said beer was "knock-me-out" not "knock-me-up", so don't go getting any ideas. Not that the two are mutually incompatible, I guess...
Re:Why do people drink this crap? (Score:5, Funny)
It's fun to play chemistry with your body. Showdowns between Starbucks and NyQuil, NoDoz and Sudafed, Red Bull and Sleeping pills. It's legal so it can't possibly hurt me, right?
Re:What every college town needs (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Why do people drink this crap? (Score:5, Funny)
I don't know. A little extra anxiety and paranoia might be a good thing for people writing antivirus software and firewalls....
NO, officer... (Score:3, Funny)
That's not BEER you smell on my breath, it's coffee. COFFEE! Hey, put those damn handcuffs away!
Re:Redhook/Starbucks produced a coffee beer (Score:2, Funny)
To take only a small tangent, did you know that the now world famous "full city" starbucks roast is the result of an ever-increasing demand for espresso-quality beans? Turns out that starbucks buys so many boatloads of coffee every year that they no longer bother much with traditional coffee plantations and now specialize in converting any massive coffee crop into either House Blend or Espresso Roast? You see, when you sell more coffee than Folgers and Maxwell House it means that, guess what, you don't get quality, you only get quantity! How to compensate for a decidedly lower quality bean? Burn it just a little more than the other guy and call it your signature roast. How you call it a signature roast when there are no human roasters at the plant any more is beyond me. I but you didn't know that either! Robots make starbucks coffee. Oh, and it tastes exactly like dog shit which is why no one has ordered an actual "espresso" at starbucks in nearly 14 years. I'm surprised they even have it on the menu. "Oh, do you want that con pana (because otherwise you can taste the feces)?" Also, who are you retards who order a "viente" latte? Did you know that baby cows don't drink that much milk in one day? And you're having one with a feckin' currant scone? Oh, sorry, make that a viente latte with sugar free chocolate squeezins. Aaaaaargh... I HATE YOU! Get back in your Touareg and die.
Next week's rant:
Volkswagen
a stimulant and a depressant? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Why do people drink this crap? (Score:4, Funny)
BTW: It isn't just guesswork that reduces errors. If you have formally proven your systems, (which I'm quite sure you have right?) then they are correct. It isn't necessary for the implementer really to be sober as long as you have a formal proof and others, including yourself with your pristine substance free (no sugar right) body, can check the proof. Going from a provably correct system to real code is pretty easy work what with all those nice tight pre/post conditions an all.
Oh, and of course you only use compilers that are subjected to similar standards, right?
And please don't tell me any of this runs on windows, none of it runs on windows, right? I bet you're only solid mission critical operating systems that have had every line of code checked and double checked against a formal system? Right?
After all, we wouldn't want the software with bugs. It has to be as good as the rest of the airplane, bug free, nothing will fail, nothing has been overlooked, the design is PERFECT!!!
Reminds of that accident that happened sometime in the late eighties/early nineties where an airplane toilet had its contents jetisoned while still in flight and the frozen contents came crashing into someone's living room. The victim was quoted as saying "Of course it surprised me, the last thing I expect to come crashing into my house in this day and age is an icy BM."
I knew they were working on it! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Give me Java Porter any day... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Why do people drink this crap? (Score:5, Funny)
Coffee and beer have been mixed forever (Score:2, Funny)
I would say something about them not being able to stand up in court, but the caffeine helps with that.
Re:Buzz Beer (Score:5, Funny)
I guess to be fair to you, the moderators marked the parent as "Insightful" so I guess they didn't get it either.
Re:Why do people drink this crap? (Score:3, Funny)
And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'd rather have a Tomacco (Score:2, Funny)