Google Launches Web Traffic Analysis Service 247
segphault writes to pass along that Ars Technica has an interesting article about the recently released Google Analytics. Analytics is Google's new traffic analysis service that helps you to know everything from "how your visitors found you [to] how they interact with your site." Analytics is also built to integrate with AdWords if you are already utilizing that service.
How visitors found this (Score:5, Funny)
interesting acronym... (Score:4, Funny)
shameless MS plug? (Score:2, Funny)
What's this all about? How did M$ infect my daily dosage of Slasdot/Google news?
Welcome to 1993! (Score:2, Funny)
Gee, that's just what I need, another one of those broken odometers on my pages.
Google starting to slip? (Score:5, Funny)
This just isn't the quality I'd expect from their team of PhD and mental masters...
Google if you're listening.. I have pages of code that throw syntax errors... scoop me up quick! I'm everything you're looking for and more!
Re:Big Brother-esque (again) (Score:4, Funny)
AdWords attractiveness rising... (Score:5, Funny)
Graceful Slashdotting (Score:5, Funny)
Currently Undergoing Maintenance
Google Analytics reporting is currently undergoing maintenance and will be available shortly. Your site traffic is being logged and you will be able to see the data after system maintenance has concluded.
Microsoft (Score:5, Funny)
Coming to you from a couple of years in the future...
Today Bill Gates released a statement "Yes, Google is currently number one in traffic analysis, but at Microsoft we think their service is really basic and we've got some amazing web analytics software in development that will blow Google's out of the water. It's coming out soon... Yes, I know I said we were going to crush Google in search a while ago and we didn't but we're definately going to crush them in Traffic Analysis. Really. Please believe me. Hey, don't walk away I'm still talking! Why doesn't anyone fear me any more..?"
Re:Site down already? (Score:2, Funny)
I had to get someone to translate it for me.
And The Best Part Of It Is... (Score:5, Funny)
(You just have to pay Google if you DON'T want them to track every little thing about you.)
Re:Mod me down. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Graceful Slashdotting (Score:2, Funny)
i think that's one of the signs of the Apocalypse
get ready everybody...the end of the world is near
Re:*adds google-analytics.com to his hostperm.1* (Score:4, Funny)
I know this is horribly wrong, but apparently i'm dyslexic... i read "hostperm" as "hotsperm".
um... DOH! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Privacy? (Score:2, Funny)
Slow down cowboy! - Shaddup, slashhash.
Re:Another Language Mandatory Nowadays? (Score:2, Funny)