iCell in the Works? 271
SirWraith writes "Ars Technica is running a story speculating on the possibility of an Apple cellphone." From the article: "At last week's CES, Motorola officially dumped Apple with its new ROKR E2 phone and its new iRadio digital music service. ... After the ROKR's lackluster launch, speculation abounded that Apple was saving the 'good' iTunes phone for itself, and the new 'Mobile Me' trademark lends credence to that line of thinking. At this stage of the game, it looks like Apple is moving in the direction of launching its own cellular service complete with its own lineup of phones (or phone, as the case may be)."
Dialing with the clickwheel (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Is there not enough Apple news today already... (Score:1, Funny)
Ben Franklin Said.... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Ironically ... (Score:0, Funny)
Re:Is there not enough Apple news today already... (Score:1, Funny)
Re:This wouldn't surprise me.... (Score:5, Funny)
Both. Here's how:
1) Purchase a cell phone. Get whatever you want, it doesn't matter.
2) Purchase an iPod Nano.
3) Purchase a role of duct tape.
4) Purchase a book instructing you in the proper use of duct tape. "Red Green's 10,001 Uses for Duct Tape" is highly recommended.
5) Using your newfound knowledge in high precision engineering, duct tape the iPod Nano to your cell phone.
Now you too have a phone and iPod combination all in one, but with none of those silly limitations on the number of songs! Just flip your phone one direction to talk to people, and flip it the other direction to switch the song you're listening to. What could be better?
P.S. 6) Profit!!!
Re:This wouldn't surprise me.... (Score:3, Funny)
Is this one of those modern euphemisms like 'jump the shark?' I'm guessing it would mean to introduce something technologically advanced but with little real world utility.
Or did you mean 'segue?'
Re:This wouldn't surprise me.... (Score:5, Funny)
There ya go! Next step: Apple merges with Segway, to produce the Segintosh, which merges phone, video, music and computing with a handy transportation device, only $22,000 USD!
It's been in the works for a long time (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Is there not enough Apple news today already... (Score:3, Funny)
I want an Apple Powered iIron (Score:1, Funny)
What if I managed to put it in my iron? Would I call it an iIron? Maybe I can connect it to my toilet and when I fush I can get the sam sound as an Apple Computer starting up instead of the whirl of the water
I dont know people
Apple should invent a minaturized tanning booth for fingers and thumbs
I like most, do love gadgets
sorry for the rant
Hmm, I wonder if Apple could put a Hummer in the next iIron
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The initial reviews.. (Score:2, Funny)
I know I claimed I did not want anything more then a portable music player, I know I said I only wanted a phone that only had a phone, I know I said who needs video on a portable because it would kill the battery, I know I've stated that you do not really need a display screen on a portable player. Luckily this device does not have a FM radio though as no one needs that and that would ruin the whole package! This product made by Apple has changed my mind for all of those and this is exactly what I have been waiting for!
AAAAAAAAA++++++++++++ would buy again!!!
A single button cell phone? (Score:2, Funny)